World Cup Alter Ego: Take Two

I have happy balls!Well, our ini­tial short-list of poten­tial under-achiev­ing teams to sup­port through the World Cup has proved some­what too accur­ate: site favour­ite Hol­land wer­en’t in such Ruud health; per­son­al pick Spain went down the drain like rain on the plain; and the poor old Mex­ic­ans wave good­bye to their cup hopes for anoth­er four years.

Of the ini­tial short­l­ist, only Por­tugal remain. And of the oth­er quarter-final­ists who meet any of our cri­ter­ia (under-achiev­ers, excit­ing play­ers, errat­ic form), you can­’t con­sider the Ukraine, who are really too bor­ing by half, as are one-time win­ner Eng­land, who might have come away with our sym­pathy vote if it was­n’t for the fact they’re play­ing such dour foot­ball.

Italy, Brazil, Argen­tina and Ger­many are all mul­tiple win­ners, so that rules them out, leav­ing the oth­er one-time win­ner France as our out­side pick. They might be the go, actu­ally, as on closer ana­lys­is, they cer­tainly meet the cri­ter­ia: only the one Cup cham­pi­on­ship in 1998, but then had the form-reversal of the tour­na­ment’s his­tory when they could­n’t even score a goal in defend­ing their title at the 2002 tour­na­ment. And plenty of flash play­ers: Henry, Zizou, Saha, Vie­ira…

So, who’s it to be? Por­tugal, France…?

Wellington’s World Cup alter-ego

oh those wacky germans and their laughing balls!There’s been a bit of dis­cus­sion up here at Wel­ling­tonista Towers as to just who we should be sup­port­ing in the World Cup. We need a team with whom we Wel­ling­to­ni­ans can identi­fy with – soc­cer­’s equi­val­ent of the Hur­ricanes: a team that blows hot and cold; a team full of star names, but who inev­it­ably fall at the final hurdle; a team that are a joy to watch, but typ­ic­ally lose to more dour, joy­less sides.

To that extent, we came up with a short-list of four: Hol­land, Spain, Por­tugal and Mex­ico. All these teams have been frus­trat­ing their fans for years, mak­ing the lat­ter stages on rel­at­ively reg­u­lar occa­sions, only to lose to more meth­od­ic­al plod­ders like Ger­many or Italy, or fall­ing to the pereni­ally bril­liant Brazili­ans.

At the moment, we’re veer­ing towards Spain, partly because they’re sure to be a good source of sport­ing ups and downs, but mostly because they’re our Earth Sand­wich part­ner, and if that does­n’t count for some­thing, what does? Any votes from any­one else?

And, tell you what, there’s some ‘inter­est­ing’ hits for “World Cup” on Google image search. Keep your eyes on the ball, son!