[pullquote]Why did Kingston kill Bernie? Because he tried to mount Vic­to­ria [/pullquote]

Every­one likes jokes, right? And every­one likes some­thing for free. So would you like to win a dou­ble pass to the open­ing of Ray­bon Kan’s com­e­dy show on May 7?

Fresh from record­ing his first live stand-up DVD, Ray­bon Kan returns to the NZ Inter­na­tion­al Com­e­dy Fes­ti­val with his most hard hit­ting hilar­i­ous show yet, Ray­bon with­out a cause.  An all-new hour full of his trade­mark ver­bal assaults on every­day icons, Ray­bon With­out A Cause opens in Welling­ton on May 7th and Auck­land on May 15th.

“Peo­ple don’t think of me as a rebel,” says Ray­bon, “but I am.  For exam­ple, I’m total­ly against reli­gion.  But it’s entire­ly pos­si­ble that’s a reli­gious belief”

To be in to win, just tell us a joke in the com­ments (prefer­ably relat­ed to Welling­ton, ala our hilar­i­ous one in the pull quote). We’ll draw a win­ner at ran­dom at lunchtime on Mon­day.

Welling­ton, Tues­day 7th – Sat­ur­day 11th May, 7pm
Fox­glove Ball­room, 57 Cus­tom­house Quay, Queens Wharf
Adults $25, Conc $20
Tick­ets through Tick­etek