[pullquote]Why did King­ston kill Bernie? Because he tried to mount Vic­tor­ia [/pullquote]

Every­one likes jokes, right? And every­one likes some­thing for free. So would you like to win a double pass to the open­ing of Ray­bon Kan’s com­edy show on May 7?

Fresh from record­ing his first live stand-up DVD, Ray­bon Kan returns to the NZ Inter­na­tion­al Com­edy Fest­iv­al with his most hard hit­ting hil­ari­ous show yet, Ray­bon without a cause.  An all-new hour full of his trade­mark verbal assaults on every­day icons, Ray­bon Without A Cause opens in Wel­ling­ton on May 7th and Auck­land on May 15th.

“People don’t think of me as a rebel,” says Ray­bon, “but I am.  For example, I’m totally against reli­gion.  But it’s entirely pos­sible that’s a reli­gious belief”

To be in to win, just tell us a joke in the com­ments (prefer­ably related to Wel­ling­ton, ala our hil­ari­ous one in the pull quote). We’ll draw a win­ner at ran­dom at lunch­time on Monday.

Wel­ling­ton, Tues­day 7th – Sat­urday 11th May, 7pm
Fox­glove Ball­room, 57 Cus­tom­house Quay, Queens Wharf
Adults $25, Conc $20
Tick­ets through Tick­etek