2AWA: Hottest Hospo of the Year
We had a rather heated debate over the Wellingtonista email list over the inclusion of this category in the awards, with one person thinking it was derogatory and insulting. That person got told quite sternly to “READ THE WIKI ALREADY!” so they could discover that the hospitality people we were paying tribute to weren’t being objectified merely for their looks, but also for the quality of service that they provide and the way that they contribute to the overall experience of a place. And that’s not objectifying at all, honest…
Can I have a pint…and your phone number, thanks:
Hotties (or rather: 'talented good people') are after the jump...
Enzo from Scopa
Everyone in Wellington is aware of how hot Enzo is – including himself, no doubt, but that doesn't detract from his appeal. He's easy on the eye, passionate about good food and good service, remembers his regulars and gladhands lucky customers. One of these days he’s going to make someone a bloody good husband/Civil Union Partner (with those family ties, he can no doubt cook, make coffee and mix a good cocktail) and there are plenty of Wellingtonistas who'd gladly line up for that priviledge.
B. Keyz from Southern Cross Electric Quiz
There's a reason that the Wellingtonista put up with the terrible service, chipped glasses and mediocre food at the Southern Cross to go to their quiz night every Tuesday, and it's not just because we keep winning bar tabs. Quizmaster Keyz is always sharply dressed, sharp-tongued and sharp-witted. He lets us argue with him about the right answers, laughs at our jokes and hasn't yet thrown us out for inappropriate comments written on our answer sheets. He's not only the master of the quiz, he's also the master of our squeally girly crushes.
WINNER!!!
C. The staff at Mighty Mighty
The thing about Mighty Mighty is that it's hard to pick just one person as the hottest staff member. In fact, it's been debated vigorously all over the toilet walls in the Ladies', but so far there is no clear winner. All of them go that extra mile with a smile when serving you their tasty cheap wine, or painstakingly hand-cranking the ice crushing machine for your cocktails. There's the Sallys – both the redhead and the magnificantly tattooed, the Jap-froed Kohei, and the Baby Hitler-faced Matt so there's bound to be someone to suit all tastes.
D. Jonny at Hawthorn
A beautiful man in a waistcoat with a bountiful supply of liquor at his hands, who remembers your drink preferences and offers you tastes of things in a similar vein to challenge your senses. Need we say more?
E. Nicola at Wineseeker
After a red wine to drink with fish'n chips? Ask Nicola. Want a riesling for less than $20 that tastes like it's from Waipara but is actually something different? Ask Nicola. In all matters to do with wine, she always knows exactly what we want, when we want it, and why. And if single Wellingtonistas meet hot people at the upcoming Speed-Wine-tasting, we just might have to name our children after her…
F. Jesse at the Maranui Surf Cafe
Given how insanely busy they are, it's a wise decision on the part of the Maranui Surf Cafe to generally keep the moustachioed Jesse behind the counter. If he was out and circulating amongst the tables, customers would sit for hours ordering more and more as the queues got longer and longer. Instead, they rush to get to the cash register to pay, so they can be smiled at, and have their orders praised ("Chocolate AND strawberry milkshake? Genius!"). Everyone likes to be made to feel like they're smart, especially when the complimenter is so damn cute. It makes the hangover that much easier to deal with.
Stalk all these staff using the "hottest hospo" tag on Zoomin.
Keyz is SOO Hot! Why cant he be the new NAKED quizmaster. He is great with his clothes on, but can you just imagine him naked asking all those questions. Getting me all excitied for the next quiz night.
"*:._.:*"•:*¨¨*:• GO KEYZ! •:*¨¨*:•"*:._.:*"
Hmmm, Kowhai tells Keyz last night about his nomination, and today we're swamped with comments in support of him. I think someone's starting their campaigning! Someone other than Brenda and Damian, that is...
We all know you're the hottest thing in hospo. Good luck, Sexy Keyz!
Keyz from Southern Cross Electric Quiz.
Keyz Baby is one hell of a Quiz Master, he make you feel like a winner even if you lost...
It's lovely to see how he has such a great connection with the people...
VOTE FOR KEYZ...
Carry on the good work Keyz Babe ;-))
GOOD LUCK!!!
You seem to contradict yourself in the opening statement about the hottest hospo worker adding to the overall experience of an establishment in particular Southern Cross. If Mr keys is so hot and adds to the experience of mediocre service, poor food and a chip on your shoulder. Oops I mean chipped glasses, doesn't that bring into question the integrity of your research? Paradoxical statements to justify objectifying the people and the buisness.
Your promotimg the hospotality industry at the same time as bagging it.
Someones has an axe to grind .
Southern Cross has been around for over 100 years. Can any of the other bars you exploit claim that?
Southern Cross is mint.
"Your promotimg the hospotality industry at the same time as bagging it."
I didn't write that particular nomination, and I tend to be more forgiving of the SC's faults than others here, but I don't see any contradiction here. We're not here to "promote" anything, we're just a bunch of individual Wellingtonians writing about our city, and we celebrate the things that are good, and criticise the things that aren't.
I've been a regular at the Cross since the makeover, and I've found it has both good and bad points.
Good:
- Funky, clever design by John Mills.
- Good range of beers on tap (love that Bookbinder!).
- The Quiz: for the Captain as much as Keyz, and for the fact that they write their own questions rather than relying on some horrible franchise like Mega Quiz.
- The courtyard, though I rarely venture out there because it's so smoky.
- Good events, such as Craftwerk and Fete de la Musique.
Bad:
- Unreliable food. Some of it's good, especially on the restaurant side, but the quality of the snacks seems to have gone downhill, and some of the dishes have been changed to use cheaper and less appealing ingredients without any change of name or price.
- Unreliable staff. Some are excellent, and most of the regulars know what they're doing, but there are a lot of temporary staff who don't really have a clue. I haven't experienced rude or surly service like some people, but I wouldn't be surprised. It's not a problem that's specific to the Cross, since Wellington's hospitality scene has expended faster than the pool of trained staff, but I know people who have had experiences that are inexcusable.
"Someones has an axe to grind"
No, someone has taste, discernment, and is willing to express the fact that some places with good points also have areas that need improvement.
Go Keys!You are the best!
What does sugardaddy mean in german ;-)
keyz knows hes got it goin on @@@@@@@ irish he knows who this is!!!!!!!! gets all my votes and respect and dont let this go to ur head boyo!!!!!!
Thanks for your feedback Wellingtonista,while it's not always easy to hear it's always good to have and we will continue to work on all the issues you have raised.
Also we are very proud of Keyz! He puts heaps into the quiz and deserves the recognition.
Cheers,
Liv
General Manager
Southern Cross
Hi Liv,
Cheers for posting! It's great to know we're being read. I think sometimes we're harder on the Cross than we might be on other places because it's got so much potential. And reading your comment makes us happy, and definitely gives you and the bar more props in our eyes.
Hi Liv,
If you fix up all the faults I'll rescind my current ban of the Cross (created after three awful experiences in a row*). Because the quiz is awesome and I want to go again.
*you know the general customer rule in NZ, Don't complain but don't return.
Keyz is the best Quiz Master in Wellington
KEYZ the electric Quizz Master is the best in Wellington's Southern Cross Tavern
Good Luck>>>>>
Hi Liv,
It is really nice of you to post. Very gracious. I have plenty of love for the Cross but I also stand by what Tom said. That is the thing about the net, you come across people chattering among themselves and you will get some unvarnished feedback!
Also what Joanna said, so much potential, such a great space, great events and activities.
I know I will be back on a regular basis even if I find some dude called Sam giving me the evils ;)
Keyz is soooo great! He is even going to "MC" an "Oldies" wedding in the new year!
Go Keyz, you have our "old" support all the way!!
F and I.
Keyz, have loved him since long ago and still going strong!!!
Go Keyz your the best you deserve to win. Every Friday you take care of us



I agree that Keyz at The Cross is definitely the hottest and most accomodating barman/host out there in NZ. How do we place votes?