…there’s a bar in Cuba Mall. Okay, so that does­n’t swing quite as well as the orig­i­nal, but those with a long­ing for out­ra­geous cos­tumes and hard drink­ing, but who can’t stom­ach the Sev­ens, ought to know that it’s Tiki Bar week­end at Mat­ter­horn.

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That’s right: you have one more night to savour con­coc­tions based on clas­sics by Trad­er Vic and Beach­bum Berry; bar staff dressed as Hawai­ian deities; bub­bling caul­drons of lethal­ly refresh­ing punch; and some of the cheesi­est slices of lounge exot­i­ca ever com­mit­ted to vinyl.