Dessert anyone?

I’ve been think­ing about the fab­ulous desserts I’ve had in recent times around Wel­ling­ton (promp­ted by anoth­er couple of really good inhal­ings over the week­end). I think we’re pretty spoilt with the num­ber and vari­ety of options frankly. Some that stick in my mind (and I do con­fess to eat­ing a few, so these truly […]

Birthdays, beer and burgers

I hope you all had won­der­ful long week­ends (or at least parts of it if hav­ing to work). So many mem­or­able eats and drinks this week, I’ll try and be suc­cinct. But what a won­der­ful remind­er of the diversity and oppor­tun­it­ies in Wel­ling­ton City. Mat­ter­horn are hav­ing their 50th birth­day cel­eb­ra­tions over the next month, […]

Review: Etiquette

A man and a woman sit across a table from one anoth­er at a Wel­ling­ton cafe. He’s mak­ing some­thing from a ball of Blu-tack, she’s draw­ing some­thing with chalk. The latest pro­duc­tion from Down­stage, Etiquette, does things a little dif­fer­ently. Gone is the famil­i­ar loc­a­tion of the Han­nah Play­house. Instead the action takes place at […]

If you can use some exotic booze…

…there’s a bar in Cuba Mall. Okay, so that does­n’t swing quite as well as the ori­gin­al, but those with a long­ing for out­rageous cos­tumes and hard drink­ing, but who can­’t stom­ach the Sev­ens, ought to know that it’s Tiki Bar week­end at Mat­ter­horn.
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That’s right: you have one more night to savour con­coc­tions based on clas­sics by Trader Vic and Beach­bum Berry; bar staff dressed as Hawaii­an deit­ies; bub­bling cauldrons of leth­ally refresh­ing punch; and some of the chees­iest slices of lounge exot­ica ever com­mit­ted to vinyl.

Bars and Bites

This is in the vein of The Wel­ling­tonista Bar Fly-les, but I thought I’d give it anoth­er name since it’s about food & cof­fee as well as drink.

  • Have I been unob­serv­ant, or has Off­beat Ori­gin­als only just star­ted offer­ing lamb as an option in their fam­ous bur­gers? And tapen­ade as an accom­pani­ment?! [insert drool­ing noises here]
  • The Buena Vista Social Club seems to have been suc­cess­ful as a cer­tain may­or­al cam­paign. It has closed (rather incon­veni­ently for cer­tain fringe shows), though it is appar­ently due to reopen as a gay bar called S&M. No com­ment.
  • If you’ve been put­ting off enjoy­ing Simply Par­is’ excel­lent cas­soulet, patis­ser­ie, Merguez frites baguettes or pain perdu by their bizarre choice of “Nespresso” in place of cof­fee, then rejoice! for they now have a prop­er espresso machine and Orb cof­fee. You’ll still have to put up with the twee décor and occa­sion­ally slow ser­vice, though the more than occa­sion­al hot­ness of their staff should make up for the lat­ter.
  • For­give me for shout­ing, but … TIKI TIKI TIKI! It’s not quite the prop­er Tiki Bar that the Wel­ling­tonista have long been gag­ging for, but Mat­ter­horn are hav­ing a Tiki Bar week­end this week­end, com­plete with vin­tage tiki mugs, dry ice, spe­cial cock­tails and silly hats.

Piss artist

When one thinks of Jerry Collins, one’s mind imme­di­ately turns to … eld­er­flowers. That’s because Mat­ter­horn’s “Jerry Collins” cock­tail (a ver­sion of the clas­sic Tom Collins) incor­por­ates such manly ingredi­ents as eld­er­flower cor­di­al and fei­joa vodka. That’s hardly news to Wel­ling­to­ni­ans, but its fame has spread across the Tas­man and got a whole art­icle in the Sydney Morn­ing Her­ald’s “Rugby Heav­en” (hat tip to Duncan in Sydney for the link).

When I asked the bar staff about it this morn­ing, they had­n’t heard of the art­icle, but they were amused to read their boss’s quote that “When the All Blacks or Hur­ricanes play in Wel­ling­ton and feel like going to a bar for a drink they can come to the Mat­ter­horn and nobody will mob them for auto­graphs, or in many cases even know who they are”. They prob­ably get mis­taken for mem­bers of Fat Freddy’s Drop.

Appar­ently the name is iron­ic. Really? I thought it was because eld­er­flowers are a diur­et­ic.