Dessert anyone?

I’ve been think­ing about the fab­u­lous desserts I’ve had in recent times around Welling­ton (prompt­ed by anoth­er cou­ple of real­ly good inhal­ings over the week­end). I think we’re pret­ty spoilt with the num­ber and vari­ety of options frankly. Some that stick in my mind (and I do con­fess to eat­ing a few, so these tru­ly […]

Birthdays, beer and burgers

I hope you all had won­der­ful long week­ends (or at least parts of it if hav­ing to work). So many mem­o­rable eats and drinks this week, I’ll try and be suc­cinct. But what a won­der­ful reminder of the diver­si­ty and oppor­tu­ni­ties in Welling­ton City. Mat­ter­horn are hav­ing their 50th birth­day cel­e­bra­tions over the next month, […]

Review: Etiquette

A man and a woman sit across a table from one anoth­er at a Welling­ton cafe. He’s mak­ing some­thing from a ball of Blu-tack, she’s draw­ing some­thing with chalk. The lat­est pro­duc­tion from Down­stage, Eti­quette, does things a lit­tle dif­fer­ent­ly. Gone is the famil­iar loca­tion of the Han­nah Play­house. Instead the action takes place at […]

If you can use some exotic booze…

…there’s a bar in Cuba Mall. Okay, so that does­n’t swing quite as well as the orig­i­nal, but those with a long­ing for out­ra­geous cos­tumes and hard drink­ing, but who can’t stom­ach the Sev­ens, ought to know that it’s Tiki Bar week­end at Mat­ter­horn.
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That’s right: you have one more night to savour con­coc­tions based on clas­sics by Trad­er Vic and Beach­bum Berry; bar staff dressed as Hawai­ian deities; bub­bling caul­drons of lethal­ly refresh­ing punch; and some of the cheesi­est slices of lounge exot­i­ca ever com­mit­ted to vinyl.

Bars and Bites

This is in the vein of The Welling­ton­ista Bar Fly-les, but I thought I’d give it anoth­er name since it’s about food & cof­fee as well as drink.

  • Have I been unob­ser­vant, or has Off­beat Orig­i­nals only just start­ed offer­ing lamb as an option in their famous burg­ers? And tape­nade as an accom­pa­ni­ment?! [insert drool­ing nois­es here]
  • The Bue­na Vista Social Club seems to have been suc­cess­ful as a cer­tain may­oral cam­paign. It has closed (rather incon­ve­nient­ly for cer­tain fringe shows), though it is appar­ent­ly due to reopen as a gay bar called S&M. No com­ment.
  • If you’ve been putting off enjoy­ing Sim­ply Paris’ excel­lent cas­soulet, patis­serie, Mer­guez frites baguettes or pain per­du by their bizarre choice of “Nespres­so” in place of cof­fee, then rejoice! for they now have a prop­er espres­so machine and Orb cof­fee. You’ll still have to put up with the twee décor and occa­sion­al­ly slow ser­vice, though the more than occa­sion­al hot­ness of their staff should make up for the lat­ter.
  • For­give me for shout­ing, but … TIKI TIKI TIKI! It’s not quite the prop­er Tiki Bar that the Welling­ton­ista have long been gag­ging for, but Mat­ter­horn are hav­ing a Tiki Bar week­end this week­end, com­plete with vin­tage tiki mugs, dry ice, spe­cial cock­tails and sil­ly hats.

Piss artist

When one thinks of Jer­ry Collins, one’s mind imme­di­ate­ly turns to … elder­flow­ers. That’s because Mat­ter­horn’s “Jer­ry Collins” cock­tail (a ver­sion of the clas­sic Tom Collins) incor­po­rates such man­ly ingre­di­ents as elder­flower cor­dial and fei­joa vod­ka. That’s hard­ly news to Welling­to­ni­ans, but its fame has spread across the Tas­man and got a whole arti­cle in the Syd­ney Morn­ing Her­ald’s “Rug­by Heav­en” (hat tip to Dun­can in Syd­ney for the link).

When I asked the bar staff about it this morn­ing, they had­n’t heard of the arti­cle, but they were amused to read their boss’s quote that “When the All Blacks or Hur­ri­canes play in Welling­ton and feel like going to a bar for a drink they can come to the Mat­ter­horn and nobody will mob them for auto­graphs, or in many cas­es even know who they are”. They prob­a­bly get mis­tak­en for mem­bers of Fat Fred­dy’s Drop.

Appar­ent­ly the name is iron­ic. Real­ly? I thought it was because elder­flow­ers are a diuret­ic.