“Would you like to come and drink free beer?” the mes­sage asked. What does a self-respect­ing bar­fly say to that? ‘No’? And so the Fly found itself buzz­ing around the advert­ising types at the Fork & Brew­er last night for the launch of Clemenger’s new Wel­ling­ton in a Pint cam­paign.

Advert­ising types are not the Fly’s usu­al crowd, but the Fly likes Wel­ling­ton, the Fly likes pints, and the Fly can­not help admir­ing the Clems for dream­ing up the most devi­ous way of put­ting an awful lot of beer on the expense account that it has ever seen.

It works like this: Clem­enger has got togeth­er with the Craft Beer Cap­it­al pubs plus brew­er­ies Tuatara, Gar­age Pro­ject, Par­rot­dog and Yeast­ie Boys (dev­ast­at­ingly hand­some and intel­li­gent folks all) for a com­pet­i­tion to express the Wel­ling­ton exper­i­ence in the medi­um of beer.

Image of Wellington in a Pint beer-mat entry forms. Punters sub­mit their ideas of what Wel­ling­ton in a beer would taste like through the inter­net, or on the spe­cial beer-mats in the par­ti­cip­at­ing pubs; in April, these ideas become the basis for a home-brew­ing com­pet­i­tion from which four big win­ners will be selec­ted and turned into real, com­mer­cial lim­ited-edi­tion beers by the brew­er­ies. You, gentle read­er, can get your round in on the Wel­ling­ton in a Pint web­site, on Face­book or Twit­ter (@wlginapint, #wlgin­ap­int), or—and the Fly par­tic­u­larly recom­mends this option—throw your­self a pub-crawl using this Google Map or this Foursquare list.

The Fly’s even­ing was rather soured, though, by Coun­cil­lor John Mor­ris­on using his two minutes on the mic—while sup­posedly rep­res­ent­ing Pos­it­ively Wel­ling­ton Tourism—to do a ‘hurr hurr the Mayor’s a hippy’ routine. Don’t be a dick, Mys­tery. Beer is deli­ciously apolit­ic­al.

Tacky polit­ic­al antics aside, the Fly approves. And it was par­tic­u­larly enter­tained by the ran­dom brew­ery name gen­er­at­or in the web­site sign-up form; it will be find­ing whatever excuses it can to work “Swan Splat” into con­ver­sa­tions hence­forth.