Jo - I thought you said his undies were pink?We heard you might be drop­ping by… and in your hon­our, we’d like to offer you the chance to WIN A DATE WITH ORLANDO BLOOM*

Hope you find some­thing of interest here, we’ll endeav­our to tar­get your par­tic­u­lar demo­graph­ic (reli­ably informed: female, 18–25 years) over the next say… until we get bored with it.

In the mean­time, feel free to send us pic­tures of your older sis­ters, or let’s face it I sup­pose, your mums. BTW: If you have any ques­tions on the hav­oc chil­dren (when you decide to have them) will inflict upon your life, feel free to ask.

Oth­er­wise we’ll just con­tin­ue to post about the best shows, food, shop­ping, views, toys, gigs & party drugs.

Enjoy your stay.

*But we can­’t. How­ever, Joan­na’s ex-flat­mate looks a lot like him appar­ently, so we might be able to sort some­thing out.