Oooh! Things are really get­ting excit­ing now.

Former league cham­pi­ons Xero took on Clem­enger last night and did­n’t come out vic­tori­ous.

Mean­while the ran­dom point awar­ded for most gut­ter balls (chosen by Sil­ver­stripe as last week’s ran­dom point win­ners) allowed the Bow­l­ing­tonista to give up last place to Click­Suite – although if I could repeat my hil­ari­ous joke about there being no ‘I’ in ‘Wellng­ton­sta Bowlng League’, Click­Suite did once again have the highest scor­ing indi­vidu­al play­er. Ryan man­aged to beat Clem­enger­’s Dr. Broad for that title even though Dr Broad got four strikes in a row, and Click­Suite are no doubt weighed down by their ridicu­lous facial hair that they’re grow­ing for May­stache.

And while Bowl­tron had prom­ised to form into one mighty lion if their score went over 500, unfor­tu­nately that just did­n’t come to pass. They still creamed us though, even des­pite our attempts at dis­trac­tion with clev­er rhym­ing chants. League table and indi­vidu­al points after the jump.

Won Dr. Pt. Rnd. Total
Clem­enger 3 3 1 0 16
Xero 2 3 2 0 13
Sil­ver­stripe 2 3 0 1 12
Bowl­tron 2 3 0 0 11
Bow­l­ing­tonista 0 3 0 1 4
Click­suite 0 3 0 0 3
Dr: Drink Bonus, Pt: Points Bonus, Rnd: Ran­dom Bonus.

Click­Suite vs. Sil­ver­stripe: 393 vs. 460
Bow­l­ing­tonista vs. Bowl­tron: 347 vs. 456
Clem­enger vs. Xero: 521 vs. 357.

And on a more per­son­al note, I actu­ally bowled tonight, and I’d like to thank every­one involved for mak­ing it a fuck­load more enjoy­able than the last time I bowled. In 2000. Hur­rah!