“Would you like to come and drink free beer?” the mes­sage asked. What does a self-respect­ing barfly say to that? ‘No’? And so the Fly found itself buzzing around the adver­tis­ing types at the Fork & Brew­er last night for the launch of Clemenger’s new Welling­ton in a Pint cam­paign.

Adver­tis­ing types are not the Fly­’s usu­al crowd, but the Fly likes Welling­ton, the Fly likes pints, and the Fly can­not help admir­ing the Clems for dream­ing up the most devi­ous way of putting an awful lot of beer on the expense account that it has ever seen.

It works like this: Clemenger has got togeth­er with the Craft Beer Cap­i­tal pubs plus brew­eries Tuatara, Garage Project, Par­rot­dog and Yeast­ie Boys (dev­as­tat­ing­ly hand­some and intel­li­gent folks all) for a com­pe­ti­tion to express the Welling­ton expe­ri­ence in the medi­um of beer.

Image of Wellington in a Pint beer-mat entry forms. Pun­ters sub­mit their ideas of what Welling­ton in a beer would taste like through the inter­net, or on the spe­cial beer-mats in the par­tic­i­pat­ing pubs; in April, these ideas become the basis for a home-brew­ing com­pe­ti­tion from which four big win­ners will be select­ed and turned into real, com­mer­cial lim­it­ed-edi­tion beers by the brew­eries. You, gen­tle read­er, can get your round in on the Welling­ton in a Pint web­site, on Face­book or Twit­ter (@wlginapint, #wlgi­nap­int), or—and the Fly par­tic­u­lar­ly rec­om­mends this option—throw your­self a pub-crawl using this Google Map or this Foursquare list.

The Fly­’s evening was rather soured, though, by Coun­cil­lor John Mor­ri­son using his two min­utes on the mic—while sup­pos­ed­ly rep­re­sent­ing Pos­i­tive­ly Welling­ton Tourism—to do a ‘hurr hurr the Mayor’s a hip­py’ rou­tine. Don’t be a dick, Mys­tery. Beer is deli­cious­ly apo­lit­i­cal.

Tacky polit­i­cal antics aside, the Fly approves. And it was par­tic­u­lar­ly enter­tained by the ran­dom brew­ery name gen­er­a­tor in the web­site sign-up form; it will be find­ing what­ev­er excus­es it can to work “Swan Splat” into con­ver­sa­tions hence­forth.

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  1. John Mor­ri­son real­ly comes across as a cock every time he opens his mouth. Like recent­ly, when he want­ed coun­cil­lors to get ipads because it was “more envi­ron­men­tal­ly friend­ly and cost effec­tive” than print­ing doc­u­ments. Tui bill­board right there.

    1. In fair­ness to him, I’ve actu­al­ly found my iPad stag­ger­ing­ly use­ful for deal­ing with doc­u­ments. When it broke, a cou­ple of months back, the vol­ume of paper on my desk very notice­ably increased.