Luxxury

Well, it’s all on tonight. If you’re not exhausted after see­ing the rug­ger at not-the-Cake-Tin, listen­ing on Nation­al Radio to per­form­ances by unlikely per­muta­tions of small anim­als, hear­ing the pipes call­ing at the Opera House or see­ing some obscure up-and-com­ing band at what I think is still called Indigo, then Sand­wiches has a party night for every­one. Elec­troluxxe is billed as “Tech­no­Elec­troRock­House”, thus pretty much cov­er­ing every genre oth­er than dub, jazz and coun­try. You know how it is: you’re with a bunch of people, all with dif­fer­ent tastes in music, and no-one can agree: someone likes 80s New Romantic, anoth­er one goes for dirty punky elec­tro, someone else likes indie rock and some sad bug­ger (prob­ably me) prefers 90s techno. So Elec­troluxxe comes to the res­cue with a play list that includes the likes of Dur­an Dur­an, Peaches, Bloc Party and Carl Craig. The word “mashup” does­n’t even begin to describe it.

Those with espe­cially capa­cious reserves of energy (and cash) could then explore the most dec­ad­ent dishes and deranged decor of culin­ary Wel­ling­ton or try to track down the latest mys­tery bar. Here’s a hint: one of the com­menters has already got it. Here’s anoth­er: this is pos­sibly the only bar to have actu­ally become classi­er when it was taken over by Bri­an Le Gros.

Miserable Jafas?

Today’s Domin­ion Post car­ries an insuf­fer­ably smug art­icle head­lined “The lonely misery of liv­ing in Auck­land”. Like all good journ­al­ism these days, this story is based almost entirely upon Google: in this case, the news that a Google Trends search for the word “misery” shows that Auck­landers search Google for this word more often than […]

Overseas experience

This week­end, if you can tear your­self away from free bacon sarnies and aren’t too busy hav­ing a bit of a look-see behind the scenes of Wel­ling­ton’s art power­houses, pop into the Over­seas Pas­sen­ger Ter­min­al to get a glimpse of its pro­posed trans­form­a­tion. There will be a pub­lic open day on Sat­urday from 10am to […]

Giblets, grooves and the guards themselves

Many Wel­ling­tonis­tas have already dis­covered the good­ness that is Kazu: an oas­is of dark wood, mind-bend­ing rice-based bever­ages and unmen­tion­able innards on sticks, taste­fully hid­den away from the Cour­tenay hordes. In the unlikely event that beef tongue and chick­en car­til­age aren’t enough to tempt you up the stair­case, Radio Act­ive’s The Jew­el School will be […]

On the Grid

It’s offi­cial: after a hard-fought cam­paign, Wel­ling­ton has beaten Baku to be included on the rounds of the “dec­ad­ent travel guide” Grid­skip­per. They’re look­ing for tips, recom­mend­a­tions and “kiwiphil­ic thoughts”, so feel free to send in your rants and raves about the coolest, dodgi­est and cra­zi­est things going on in town. Things like itin­er­ant fractal […]

Are you game?

Next month, there will be an unusu­al col­lab­or­a­tion between urb­an gour­mets and huntin’ shoot­in’ fish­in’ types. The Fish & Game NZ Wild Game Bird Food Fest­iv­al, which runs from the 8th to the 28th of May, encour­ages hunters to bring their prey into par­ti­cip­at­ing res­tu­ar­ants where their catch can be trans­formed into gour­met dishes. The […]

Bunny boiling

Shad­ows grow longer, leaves turn to rus­set and fall to the damp earth, and an autum­nal chill settles upon our fair city. So what bet­ter time to cel­eb­rate the new life and fruit­ful­ness of spring?

Yes, East­er is upon us, so we should pre­pare ourselves for ser­i­ous con­tem­pla­tion of the greatest mir­acle of all. Chocol­ate.

The good people at Truffle are always ready to help cel­eb­rate the abund­ance of nature, or at least the edible por­tion of it, and they have some spe­cial good­ies for the sea­son. Bags of Pied­montese chocol­ate eggs by Ven­chi are a snip at $14.95 for 135 grams, and they’re also stock­ing some spe­cial items from Wel­ling­ton’s favour­ite alchem­ists of con­fec­tion­ery, Schoc. Those with a farm­yard fet­ish can pre­tend that they’re in a Cad­bury’s ad and gorge them­selves on chocol­ate rab­bits and poultry, while aes­thetes might prefer the one-off hand-painted hol­low eggs. In the same vein as their Christ­mas bars (real gold, frankin­cense and myrrh), they offer East­er chocol­ate bars fla­voured like hot cross buns. What sor­cery is this?!?

Poster for Sheba's Dirty Thirties CabaretOf course, when one thinks of East­er, one thinks of cab­aret. No? Must just be me then. But it seems that oth­ers think the same way, since on Good Fri­day Sand­wiches will be home to “Sheba’s Dirty Thirties Cab­aret”. Any­one who’s seen one of Sheba’s cab­aret per­form­ances (such as at last year’s Mid­night Bur­lesque) will know that “dirty” won’t be an exag­ger­a­tion.

For those who prefer a more sed­ate cab­aret exper­i­ence, Eat­er­ia de Man­on (by all accounts the best French res­taur­ant south of Majoribanks St) is hav­ing a trib­ute to Edith Piaf on Sunday night. For $55 you get a three course meal and live music from loc­al Piafo­philes Sans Souci. I’m not sure what will be on the menu for the night, but they are known for such dishes as squash and pork trot­ter soup, bri­oche-crumbed lambs brains and squid stuffed with wild goat. While those of a sen­ti­ment­al per­sua­sion can ooh and ahh over cutely gam­bol­ing east­er lambs, isn’t it nice to think that some of us will be eat­ing their brains?

Down the toilet

The little side street at the Tarana­ki Street end of Cour­tenay Place has been due for big changes for a while, and now it all looks like it’s finally hap­pen­ing. In June, work will start on clos­ing the street and turn­ing it into a pock­et park: more details will be released by the coun­cil in a couple of weeks. Also, the long-aban­doned toi­let block which has been the sub­ject of vari­ous sug­ges­tions over the years (includ­ing, hil­ari­ously, wet­ari­um and sexu­al health museum), will under­go a more pre­dict­able but non­ethe­less wel­come trans­form­a­tion. Ian “Ferg” Fer­guson will con­vert it into a wine bar by doub­ling the under­ground space, lin­ing the walls with wine racks and adding an out­door drink­ing area on the roof. This work will also start in June and is expec­ted to open by Christ­mas under the name “Wine Cel­lar” (WC for short, of course). If only the walls could speak!

But the first change that we’ll see here is the open­ing of the first down­town Wel­ling­ton branch of Bur­ger Fuel. That explains the loud drool­ing noises eman­at­ing from Wel­ling­tonista towers. There’s no offi­cial word on the open­ing date, but con­struc­tion work looks well advanced, so I’d guess that it’s just a few weeks away. Mmm, booze, bur­gers and a sunny park: that’s got to be bet­ter than a turn­ing lane and a hand­ful of car parks.

2THICK2 Spell

Accord­ing to a Cre­at­ive New Zea­l­and sur­vey (3.5MB PDF) that was released last night, Wel­ling­to­ni­ans are over 50% more likely than the aver­age New Zeal­ander to reg­u­larly attend arts events. Census data shows that Wel­ling­ton City has the highest pro­por­tion of house­holds that live without a car. So obvi­ously, Wel­ling­ton is the nat­ur­al place to […]

Idea city

Who says that Wel­ling­ton is devoid of intel­lec­tu­al debate? Cer­tainly not the people behind the 7x7 Ideas For­ums, who organ­ise reg­u­lar present­a­tions where 7 people each get 7 minutes to pro­mote, demon­strate and dis­cuss their ideas. There’s no indic­a­tion on their web­site of who will be speak­ing dur­ing this series, but the pre­vi­ous series (some […]