Luxxury

Well, it’s all on tonight. If you’re not exhaust­ed after see­ing the rug­ger at not-the-Cake-Tin, lis­ten­ing on Nation­al Radio to per­for­mances by unlike­ly per­mu­ta­tions of small ani­mals, hear­ing the pipes call­ing at the Opera House or see­ing some obscure up-and-com­ing band at what I think is still called Indi­go, then Sand­wich­es has a par­ty night for every­one. Elec­troluxxe is billed as “Tech­no­Elec­tro­Rock­House”, thus pret­ty much cov­er­ing every genre oth­er than dub, jazz and coun­try. You know how it is: you’re with a bunch of peo­ple, all with dif­fer­ent tastes in music, and no-one can agree: some­one likes 80s New Roman­tic, anoth­er one goes for dirty punky elec­tro, some­one else likes indie rock and some sad bug­ger (prob­a­bly me) prefers 90s tech­no. So Elec­troluxxe comes to the res­cue with a play list that includes the likes of Duran Duran, Peach­es, Bloc Par­ty and Carl Craig. The word “mashup” does­n’t even begin to describe it.

Those with espe­cial­ly capa­cious reserves of ener­gy (and cash) could then explore the most deca­dent dish­es and deranged decor of culi­nary Welling­ton or try to track down the lat­est mys­tery bar. Here’s a hint: one of the com­menters has already got it. Here’s anoth­er: this is pos­si­bly the only bar to have actu­al­ly become classier when it was tak­en over by Bri­an Le Gros.

Miserable Jafas?

Today’s Domin­ion Post car­ries an insuf­fer­ably smug arti­cle head­lined “The lone­ly mis­ery of liv­ing in Auck­land”. Like all good jour­nal­ism these days, this sto­ry is based almost entire­ly upon Google: in this case, the news that a Google Trends search for the word “mis­ery” shows that Auck­lan­ders search Google for this word more often than […]

Overseas experience

This week­end, if you can tear your­self away from free bacon sarnies and aren’t too busy hav­ing a bit of a look-see behind the scenes of Welling­ton’s art pow­er­hous­es, pop into the Over­seas Pas­sen­ger Ter­mi­nal to get a glimpse of its pro­posed trans­for­ma­tion. There will be a pub­lic open day on Sat­ur­day from 10am to […]

Giblets, grooves and the guards themselves

Many Welling­ton­istas have already dis­cov­ered the good­ness that is Kazu: an oasis of dark wood, mind-bend­ing rice-based bev­er­ages and unmen­tion­able innards on sticks, taste­ful­ly hid­den away from the Courte­nay hordes. In the unlike­ly event that beef tongue and chick­en car­ti­lage aren’t enough to tempt you up the stair­case, Radio Active’s The Jew­el School will be […]

On the Grid

It’s offi­cial: after a hard-fought cam­paign, Welling­ton has beat­en Baku to be includ­ed on the rounds of the “deca­dent trav­el guide” Grid­skip­per. They’re look­ing for tips, rec­om­men­da­tions and “kiwiphilic thoughts”, so feel free to send in your rants and raves about the coolest, dodgi­est and cra­zi­est things going on in town. Things like itin­er­ant frac­tal […]

Are you game?

Next month, there will be an unusu­al col­lab­o­ra­tion between urban gourmets and huntin’ shootin’ fishin’ types. The Fish & Game NZ Wild Game Bird Food Fes­ti­val, which runs from the 8th to the 28th of May, encour­ages hunters to bring their prey into par­tic­i­pat­ing restu­ar­ants where their catch can be trans­formed into gourmet dish­es. The […]

Bunny boiling

Shad­ows grow longer, leaves turn to rus­set and fall to the damp earth, and an autum­nal chill set­tles upon our fair city. So what bet­ter time to cel­e­brate the new life and fruit­ful­ness of spring?

Yes, East­er is upon us, so we should pre­pare our­selves for seri­ous con­tem­pla­tion of the great­est mir­a­cle of all. Choco­late.

The good peo­ple at Truf­fle are always ready to help cel­e­brate the abun­dance of nature, or at least the edi­ble por­tion of it, and they have some spe­cial good­ies for the sea­son. Bags of Pied­mon­tese choco­late eggs by Venchi are a snip at $14.95 for 135 grams, and they’re also stock­ing some spe­cial items from Welling­ton’s favourite alchemists of con­fec­tionery, Schoc. Those with a farm­yard fetish can pre­tend that they’re in a Cad­bury’s ad and gorge them­selves on choco­late rab­bits and poul­try, while aes­thetes might pre­fer the one-off hand-paint­ed hol­low eggs. In the same vein as their Christ­mas bars (real gold, frank­in­cense and myrrh), they offer East­er choco­late bars flavoured like hot cross buns. What sor­cery is this?!?

Poster for Sheba's Dirty Thirties CabaretOf course, when one thinks of East­er, one thinks of cabaret. No? Must just be me then. But it seems that oth­ers think the same way, since on Good Fri­day Sand­wich­es will be home to “She­ba’s Dirty Thir­ties Cabaret”. Any­one who’s seen one of She­ba’s cabaret per­for­mances (such as at last year’s Mid­night Bur­lesque) will know that “dirty” won’t be an exag­ger­a­tion.

For those who pre­fer a more sedate cabaret expe­ri­ence, Eate­ria de Manon (by all accounts the best French restau­rant south of Majorib­anks St) is hav­ing a trib­ute to Edith Piaf on Sun­day night. For $55 you get a three course meal and live music from local Piafophiles Sans Souci. I’m not sure what will be on the menu for the night, but they are known for such dish­es as squash and pork trot­ter soup, brioche-crumbed lambs brains and squid stuffed with wild goat. While those of a sen­ti­men­tal per­sua­sion can ooh and ahh over cute­ly gam­bol­ing east­er lambs, isn’t it nice to think that some of us will be eat­ing their brains?

Down the toilet

The lit­tle side street at the Tarana­ki Street end of Courte­nay Place has been due for big changes for a while, and now it all looks like it’s final­ly hap­pen­ing. In June, work will start on clos­ing the street and turn­ing it into a pock­et park: more details will be released by the coun­cil in a cou­ple of weeks. Also, the long-aban­doned toi­let block which has been the sub­ject of var­i­ous sug­ges­tions over the years (includ­ing, hilar­i­ous­ly, wetar­i­um and sex­u­al health muse­um), will under­go a more pre­dictable but nonethe­less wel­come trans­for­ma­tion. Ian “Ferg” Fer­gu­son will con­vert it into a wine bar by dou­bling the under­ground space, lin­ing the walls with wine racks and adding an out­door drink­ing area on the roof. This work will also start in June and is expect­ed to open by Christ­mas under the name “Wine Cel­lar” (WC for short, of course). If only the walls could speak!

But the first change that we’ll see here is the open­ing of the first down­town Welling­ton branch of Burg­er Fuel. That explains the loud drool­ing nois­es ema­nat­ing from Welling­ton­ista tow­ers. There’s no offi­cial word on the open­ing date, but con­struc­tion work looks well advanced, so I’d guess that it’s just a few weeks away. Mmm, booze, burg­ers and a sun­ny park: that’s got to be bet­ter than a turn­ing lane and a hand­ful of car parks.

2THICK2 Spell

Accord­ing to a Cre­ative New Zealand sur­vey (3.5MB PDF) that was released last night, Welling­to­ni­ans are over 50% more like­ly than the aver­age New Zealan­der to reg­u­lar­ly attend arts events. Cen­sus data shows that Welling­ton City has the high­est pro­por­tion of house­holds that live with­out a car. So obvi­ous­ly, Welling­ton is the nat­ur­al place to […]

Idea city

Who says that Welling­ton is devoid of intel­lec­tu­al debate? Cer­tain­ly not the peo­ple behind the 7x7 Ideas Forums, who organ­ise reg­u­lar pre­sen­ta­tions where 7 peo­ple each get 7 min­utes to pro­mote, demon­strate and dis­cuss their ideas. There’s no indi­ca­tion on their web­site of who will be speak­ing dur­ing this series, but the pre­vi­ous series (some […]