And we will party on, thanks to you

The front page sto­ry on the Domin­ion Post is Par­ty on, says dying Il Casi­no Boss, and all media grum­bles about the hor­ri­ble exploita­tive nature of that stu­pid news­pa­per aside, the Welling­ton­ista is real­ly upset to hear that Remiro Bresolin has ter­mi­nal can­cer. Read­ers will sure­ly know how dear to our hearts Il Casi­no, Sco­pa and Boulot are, so our thoughts and well wish­es are with the fam­i­ly.

Bender

circuit bendingThe next install­ment in the “bleep” series takes a kind of DIY mad-sci­en­tist approach to mak­ing music. Bleep #2 is all about “cir­cuit bend­ing”: the art of tor­tur­ing, trans­plant­i­ng, and graft­ing elec­tron­ic sound-mak­ing devices so that they make more inter­est­ing sounds. Start with some mass-pro­duced tech­no-toy from the Ware­house, the sort of thing that make irri­tat­ing elec­tron­ic nois­es, and attack it with screw­drivers and sol­der­ing irons to coax more inter­est­ing (and yes, prob­a­bly more irri­tat­ing) nois­es from its innards. The street finds its own uses for tech­nol­o­gy, indeed!

It is a two-part event, con­sist­ing of an inter­ac­tive wor­shop this Sun­day after­noon, fol­lowed by a gig at Hap­py next Wednes­day. Full details are on the bleep web­site.

Now you see it.…

Now you see it!Remem­ber a few months back that the city coun­cil was wor­ried that some­one might steal the 2.5 tonne Hen­ry Moore stat­ue that sits at the edge of the Botan­ic Gar­dens near Sala­man­ca Road?

Now you don’t!I mean, since they plant­ed the idea the Welling­ton­ista crew did band togeth­er & steal it for our foy­er one night. But in the morn­ing we regret­ted it & snuck it back before any­one noticed.

Any­way, I’m not sure what is hap­pen­ing here… either the coun­cil has decid­ed to dis­guise the stat­ue from prospec­tive thieves…. Or it rep­re­sents a new work of art in itself. Per­haps by Chris­to?

Future waterfront

Shed 5 and DocksideI’ve been asked to give a brief talk to the board and man­age­ment of Welling­ton Water­front Ltd (WWL) about my “three top pri­or­i­ty ideas for the water­front”. It will be no suprise to most of you that I won’t strug­gle for things to say, but while I’ve been asked to speak as an indi­vid­ual rather than as a rep­re­sen­ta­tive for any group, I’d like to get your input into this.

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‘Pocket-city at the Edge of the World’

The Syd­ney Morn­ing Her­ald fea­tures a rather rave write-up on Welling­ton on their web­site today:

After years of rel­a­tive obscu­ri­ty, the city is blos­som­ing. It has rein­vent­ed itself as an ele­gant, mod­ern place with­out the arro­gance that often accom­pa­nies such devel­op­ment.

Okay, maybe we could have done with­out the ‘years of rel­a­tive obscu­ri­ty’ part.

Future City

In a recent post, I men­tioned that I had seen pro­jec­tions of an extra 3,000 inner-city res­i­dents with­in the next few years, but that I could­n’t find a ref­er­ence to the study. As it turns out, the cam­paign­ers against the con­tro­ver­sial Har­bour Quays devel­op­ment have come to my res­cue: their report on the poten­tial eco­nom­ic impacts (530kB PDF) includes a table of actu­al and fore­cast CBD house­hold num­bers from 1991 to 2021 (page 14). They list the sources as Sta­tis­tics NZ, Bay­leys and Prop­er­ty Eco­nom­ics (the authors of the report), but I could­n’t find out whether the future fig­ures were based upon eco­nom­ic and demo­graph­ic mod­el­ling or sim­ple extrap­o­la­tion.

But let’s take the num­bers as read, and use them to esti­mate the increase in inner-city pop­u­la­tion by tak­ing a nom­i­nal aver­age house­hold size of 3. This is a bit small­er than the cur­rent aver­age for the CBD, but house­hold sizes are gen­er­al­ly falling, so it seems a rea­son­able guessti­mate. This gives an extra 3,300 peo­ple by 2011, and 11,000 extra by 2021: a 75% increase over the cur­rent CBD pop­u­la­tion!

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Whares? No worries.

When they were first pro­posed, the Wharenui and Whare­wa­ka at Tarana­ki St Wharf were among the least con­tro­ver­sial devel­op­ments on the water­front. Even Water­front Watch seemed to cau­tious­ly approve, giv­en that these were low-rise cul­tur­al facil­i­ties rather than medi­um-rise build­ings with com­mer­cial com­po­nents, though some of their mem­bers man­aged to find views that would be blocked. How­ev­er, that quick­ly changed once the row­ing clubs realised that they might have to lose some park­ing space, and the dis­pute has only just been resolved.

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Craftwerk #4

Any­one would think I have some kind of vest­ed inter­est in Craftwerk

Any­how, last minute reminder.

Tonight, the Para­mount, 5.30–8.30.

Craft, booze, music and big screen Atari.

Hot baby.

Mystery bar number 36

mystery barOkay, last week’s mys­tery bar was way too easy: it’s Elec­tric Avenue in Courte­nay Place, which has just opened in the two storey build­ing vacat­ed by Saf­fron last year. Most bars go for a stealthy approach when they’re under ren­o­va­tion, keep­ing their win­dows papered over until the open­ing, but Elec­tric Avenue took the unusu­al approach of actu­al­ly dis­play­ing archi­tec­tur­al plans and sketch­es, so we all had a fair idea of how it would look when it opened.

So, now we have an Eight­ies bar: hooray.

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Wheeler’s Luck

You are invit­ed to Wheel­er’s Luck fundrais­ing gala.

Come along and sup­port the boys as they take on The Edin­burgh Fes­ti­val.

Two nights only, July 25th and 26th at 9pm Bats The­atre.

For book­ings phone 802 4175, or email: book@bats.co.nz

The review­ers say:

“Huge­ly enter­tain­ing and quirk­i­ly Kiwi …two bril­liant­ly tal­ent­ed com­ic actors cre­ate not only an entire com­mu­ni­ty with over 400 locals, but also a dance rou­tine, pub brawl, ship­wreck and, dizzy­ing­ly, a bare­back horse race… Ener­gis­ing, hilar­i­ous and per­cep­tive, this beau­ti­ful­ly honed show is pure the­atri­cal mag­ic” New Zealand Lis­ten­er, 2006

“The whole sto­ry is told in 80 extra­or­di­nary min­utes through 55 char­ac­ters and a pet rock, all cre­at­ed with min­i­mal­ist wit, great inge­nu­ity and mon­u­men­tal tal­ent by Toby Leach and Nigel Collins.… there is no one you don’t know, or know of, in this com­mu­ni­ty.” Nation­al Busi­ness Review, 2005

“…glo­ri­ous­ly per­formed …rivalling Ben Hur for excite­ment but much fun­nier …a sure fire hit.” Domin­ion Post, 2005