And we will party on, thanks to you

The front page story on the Domin­ion Post is Party on, says dying Il Casino Boss, and all media grumbles about the hor­rible exploit­at­ive nature of that stu­pid news­pa­per aside, the Wel­ling­tonista is really upset to hear that Remiro Bresolin has ter­min­al can­cer. Read­ers will surely know how dear to our hearts Il Casino, Scopa and Boulot are, so our thoughts and well wishes are with the fam­ily.

Bender

circuit bendingThe next install­ment in the “bleep” series takes a kind of DIY mad-sci­ent­ist approach to mak­ing music. Bleep #2 is all about “cir­cuit bend­ing”: the art of tor­tur­ing, trans­plant­ing, and graft­ing elec­tron­ic sound-mak­ing devices so that they make more inter­est­ing sounds. Start with some mass-pro­duced techno-toy from the Ware­house, the sort of thing that make irrit­at­ing elec­tron­ic noises, and attack it with screw­drivers and sol­der­ing irons to coax more inter­est­ing (and yes, prob­ably more irrit­at­ing) noises from its innards. The street finds its own uses for tech­no­logy, indeed!

It is a two-part event, con­sist­ing of an inter­act­ive wor­shop this Sunday after­noon, fol­lowed by a gig at Happy next Wed­nes­day. Full details are on the bleep web­site.

Now you see it.…

Now you see it!Remem­ber a few months back that the city coun­cil was wor­ried that someone might steal the 2.5 tonne Henry Moore statue that sits at the edge of the Botan­ic Gar­dens near Sala­manca Road?

Now you don’t!I mean, since they planted the idea the Wel­ling­tonista crew did band togeth­er & steal it for our foy­er one night. But in the morn­ing we regret­ted it & snuck it back before any­one noticed.

Any­way, I’m not sure what is hap­pen­ing here… either the coun­cil has decided to dis­guise the statue from pro­spect­ive thieves…. Or it rep­res­ents a new work of art in itself. Per­haps by Christo?

Future waterfront

Shed 5 and DocksideI’ve been asked to give a brief talk to the board and man­age­ment of Wel­ling­ton Water­front Ltd (WWL) about my “three top pri­or­ity ideas for the water­front”. It will be no suprise to most of you that I won’t struggle for things to say, but while I’ve been asked to speak as an indi­vidu­al rather than as a rep­res­ent­at­ive for any group, I’d like to get your input into this.

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‘Pocket-city at the Edge of the World’

The Sydney Morn­ing Her­ald fea­tures a rather rave write-up on Wel­ling­ton on their web­site today:

After years of rel­at­ive obscur­ity, the city is blos­som­ing. It has rein­ven­ted itself as an eleg­ant, mod­ern place without the arrog­ance that often accom­pan­ies such devel­op­ment.

Okay, maybe we could have done without the ‘years of rel­at­ive obscur­ity’ part.

Future City

In a recent post, I men­tioned that I had seen pro­jec­tions of an extra 3,000 inner-city res­id­ents with­in the next few years, but that I could­n’t find a ref­er­ence to the study. As it turns out, the cam­paign­ers against the con­tro­ver­sial Har­bour Quays devel­op­ment have come to my res­cue: their report on the poten­tial eco­nom­ic impacts (530kB PDF) includes a table of actu­al and fore­cast CBD house­hold num­bers from 1991 to 2021 (page 14). They list the sources as Stat­ist­ics NZ, Bay­leys and Prop­erty Eco­nom­ics (the authors of the report), but I could­n’t find out wheth­er the future fig­ures were based upon eco­nom­ic and demo­graph­ic mod­el­ling or simple extra­pol­a­tion.

But let’s take the num­bers as read, and use them to estim­ate the increase in inner-city pop­u­la­tion by tak­ing a nom­in­al aver­age house­hold size of 3. This is a bit smal­ler than the cur­rent aver­age for the CBD, but house­hold sizes are gen­er­ally fall­ing, so it seems a reas­on­able guess­tim­ate. This gives an extra 3,300 people by 2011, and 11,000 extra by 2021: a 75% increase over the cur­rent CBD pop­u­la­tion!

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Whares? No worries.

When they were first pro­posed, the Wharenui and Whare­waka at Tarana­ki St Wharf were among the least con­tro­ver­sial devel­op­ments on the water­front. Even Water­front Watch seemed to cau­tiously approve, giv­en that these were low-rise cul­tur­al facil­it­ies rather than medi­um-rise build­ings with com­mer­cial com­pon­ents, though some of their mem­bers man­aged to find views that would be blocked. How­ever, that quickly changed once the row­ing clubs real­ised that they might have to lose some park­ing space, and the dis­pute has only just been resolved.

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Craftwerk #4

Any­one would think I have some kind of ves­ted interest in Craft­werk…

Any­how, last minute remind­er.

Tonight, the Para­mount, 5.30–8.30.

Craft, booze, music and big screen Atari.

Hot baby.

Mystery bar number 36

mystery barOkay, last week’s mys­tery bar was way too easy: it’s Elec­tric Aven­ue in Cour­tenay Place, which has just opened in the two storey build­ing vacated by Saf­fron last year. Most bars go for a stealthy approach when they’re under renov­a­tion, keep­ing their win­dows papered over until the open­ing, but Elec­tric Aven­ue took the unusu­al approach of actu­ally dis­play­ing archi­tec­tur­al plans and sketches, so we all had a fair idea of how it would look when it opened.

So, now we have an Eighties bar: hoo­ray.

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Wheeler’s Luck

You are invited to Wheel­er­’s Luck fun­drais­ing gala.

Come along and sup­port the boys as they take on The Edin­burgh Fest­iv­al.

Two nights only, July 25th and 26th at 9pm Bats Theatre.

For book­ings phone 802 4175, or email: book@bats.co.nz

The review­ers say:

“Hugely enter­tain­ing and quirkily Kiwi …two bril­liantly tal­en­ted com­ic act­ors cre­ate not only an entire com­munity with over 400 loc­als, but also a dance routine, pub brawl, ship­wreck and, dizzy­ingly, a bare­back horse race… Ener­gising, hil­ari­ous and per­cept­ive, this beau­ti­fully honed show is pure the­at­ric­al magic” New Zea­l­and Listen­er, 2006

“The whole story is told in 80 extraordin­ary minutes through 55 char­ac­ters and a pet rock, all cre­ated with min­im­al­ist wit, great ingenu­ity and monu­ment­al tal­ent by Toby Leach and Nigel Collins.… there is no one you don’t know, or know of, in this com­munity.” Nation­al Busi­ness Review, 2005

“…glor­i­ously per­formed …rivalling Ben Hur for excite­ment but much fun­ni­er …a sure fire hit.” Domin­ion Post, 2005