The odyssey of Mr Reasonable

Local blog­ger Mr Rea­son­able plans to com­bine his whiz­zo geek toys and dan­ger­ous­ly obses­sive love of cof­fee into an caf­feine fuelled odyssey of live blog­ging from cafés in the besuit­ed end of town: I am going to vis­it a dif­fer­ent Welling­ton Cafe every day next week, order a decent Lat­té, take a pho­to of said […]

On the Grid

It’s offi­cial: after a hard-fought cam­paign, Welling­ton has beat­en Baku to be includ­ed on the rounds of the “deca­dent trav­el guide” Grid­skip­per. They’re look­ing for tips, rec­om­men­da­tions and “kiwiphilic thoughts”, so feel free to send in your rants and raves about the coolest, dodgi­est and cra­zi­est things going on in town. Things like itin­er­ant frac­tal […]

Are you game?

Next month, there will be an unusu­al col­lab­o­ra­tion between urban gourmets and huntin’ shootin’ fishin’ types. The Fish & Game NZ Wild Game Bird Food Fes­ti­val, which runs from the 8th to the 28th of May, encour­ages hunters to bring their prey into par­tic­i­pat­ing restu­ar­ants where their catch can be trans­formed into gourmet dish­es. The […]

Bunny boiling

Shad­ows grow longer, leaves turn to rus­set and fall to the damp earth, and an autum­nal chill set­tles upon our fair city. So what bet­ter time to cel­e­brate the new life and fruit­ful­ness of spring?

Yes, East­er is upon us, so we should pre­pare our­selves for seri­ous con­tem­pla­tion of the great­est mir­a­cle of all. Choco­late.

The good peo­ple at Truf­fle are always ready to help cel­e­brate the abun­dance of nature, or at least the edi­ble por­tion of it, and they have some spe­cial good­ies for the sea­son. Bags of Pied­mon­tese choco­late eggs by Venchi are a snip at $14.95 for 135 grams, and they’re also stock­ing some spe­cial items from Welling­ton’s favourite alchemists of con­fec­tionery, Schoc. Those with a farm­yard fetish can pre­tend that they’re in a Cad­bury’s ad and gorge them­selves on choco­late rab­bits and poul­try, while aes­thetes might pre­fer the one-off hand-paint­ed hol­low eggs. In the same vein as their Christ­mas bars (real gold, frank­in­cense and myrrh), they offer East­er choco­late bars flavoured like hot cross buns. What sor­cery is this?!?

Poster for Sheba's Dirty Thirties CabaretOf course, when one thinks of East­er, one thinks of cabaret. No? Must just be me then. But it seems that oth­ers think the same way, since on Good Fri­day Sand­wich­es will be home to “She­ba’s Dirty Thir­ties Cabaret”. Any­one who’s seen one of She­ba’s cabaret per­for­mances (such as at last year’s Mid­night Bur­lesque) will know that “dirty” won’t be an exag­ger­a­tion.

For those who pre­fer a more sedate cabaret expe­ri­ence, Eate­ria de Manon (by all accounts the best French restau­rant south of Majorib­anks St) is hav­ing a trib­ute to Edith Piaf on Sun­day night. For $55 you get a three course meal and live music from local Piafophiles Sans Souci. I’m not sure what will be on the menu for the night, but they are known for such dish­es as squash and pork trot­ter soup, brioche-crumbed lambs brains and squid stuffed with wild goat. While those of a sen­ti­men­tal per­sua­sion can ooh and ahh over cute­ly gam­bol­ing east­er lambs, isn’t it nice to think that some of us will be eat­ing their brains?

Wellington: the world’s 12th nicest city

#12 with a bullet

A new sur­vey pub­lished by Mer­cer Human Resource Con­sult­ing rates Welling­ton as the 12th best city to live in, based on the qual­i­ty of liv­ing offered to res­i­dents. Auck­land comes in a very respectable 5th, with the rest of the top 12 filled out by Zurich, Gene­va, Van­cou­ver, Vien­na, Dus­sel­dorf, Frank­furt, Munich, Bern, Syd­ney and Copen­hagen.

Amer­i­can cities don’t get a show-in until Hon­olu­lu gets them off the mark at 27th (much to the delight of the Cana­di­an press, who aren’t shy about point­ing out their south­ern neigh­bours low­er plac­ings).

Can’t say the pres­ence of Dus­sel­dorf and Bern in the top 10 fills us with a great deal of con­fi­dence in the accu­ra­cy of the sur­vey, though.

Down the toilet

The lit­tle side street at the Tarana­ki Street end of Courte­nay Place has been due for big changes for a while, and now it all looks like it’s final­ly hap­pen­ing. In June, work will start on clos­ing the street and turn­ing it into a pock­et park: more details will be released by the coun­cil in a cou­ple of weeks. Also, the long-aban­doned toi­let block which has been the sub­ject of var­i­ous sug­ges­tions over the years (includ­ing, hilar­i­ous­ly, wetar­i­um and sex­u­al health muse­um), will under­go a more pre­dictable but nonethe­less wel­come trans­for­ma­tion. Ian “Ferg” Fer­gu­son will con­vert it into a wine bar by dou­bling the under­ground space, lin­ing the walls with wine racks and adding an out­door drink­ing area on the roof. This work will also start in June and is expect­ed to open by Christ­mas under the name “Wine Cel­lar” (WC for short, of course). If only the walls could speak!

But the first change that we’ll see here is the open­ing of the first down­town Welling­ton branch of Burg­er Fuel. That explains the loud drool­ing nois­es ema­nat­ing from Welling­ton­ista tow­ers. There’s no offi­cial word on the open­ing date, but con­struc­tion work looks well advanced, so I’d guess that it’s just a few weeks away. Mmm, booze, burg­ers and a sun­ny park: that’s got to be bet­ter than a turn­ing lane and a hand­ful of car parks.

Slav to the Rhythm

ever notice how much buda looks like benny from ABBA?Luke Buda — Ben­ny Ander­s­son (ABBA) imper­son­ator extra­or­di­naire, and one of the front­men of Welling­ton band The Phoenix Foun­da­tion — has just released his debut solo album ‘Spe­cial Sur­prise’ (fol­low­ing on from his 2004 release ‘The C‑Sides’ mini-album, which is still avail­able over at Slow Boat Records so we’re told).

And it sounds great. Fans of The Phoenix Foun­da­tion will know rough­ly what to expect: lots of nice melodies and gui­tar action, but with a touch more humour and a lot more synth action than the two ‘Phoene­cian’ albums to date. But don’t believe us, believe the paid pro­fes­sion­al review­ers. Says Lind­say Davis of the Domin­ion…

Musi­cal­ly, the album is eclec­tic, mix­ing the gun­sling­ing rock on the ‘Stal­lion’ to the Latin feel of ‘Sauer­kraut Bossa’, which com­bines a cheesy elec­tro-lounge rhythm with organ wash­es and yet some­how you are hooked. ‘Slav to the Rhythm’ updates mid-peri­od Bowie with a slick lyric that morphs into a a dri­ving fuzzed con­clu­sion that would make the Tin Machine blush.

…and Lyn­don Walk­er of Rip it Up…

With lots of soft melodies, mel­low synths and a sound which is part Phoenix Foun­da­tion and part his own, this album is a great lis­ten from begin­ning to end…

Any Auck­lan­ders who hap­pen to be read­ing this blog should be aware that Buda is play­ing up at the Kings Arms this Sat­ur­day (8th April) with SJD, and for us Welling­to­ni­ans, more gigs are appar­ent­ly in

2THICK2 Spell

Accord­ing to a Cre­ative New Zealand sur­vey (3.5MB PDF) that was released last night, Welling­to­ni­ans are over 50% more like­ly than the aver­age New Zealan­der to reg­u­lar­ly attend arts events. Cen­sus data shows that Welling­ton City has the high­est pro­por­tion of house­holds that live with­out a car. So obvi­ous­ly, Welling­ton is the nat­ur­al place to […]

Idea city

Who says that Welling­ton is devoid of intel­lec­tu­al debate? Cer­tain­ly not the peo­ple behind the 7x7 Ideas Forums, who organ­ise reg­u­lar pre­sen­ta­tions where 7 peo­ple each get 7 min­utes to pro­mote, demon­strate and dis­cuss their ideas. There’s no indi­ca­tion on their web­site of who will be speak­ing dur­ing this series, but the pre­vi­ous series (some […]

CRANFIELDS ONLINE

ATTENTION ex-pat Welling­to­ni­ans! Look­ing for the per­fect gift to send to your loved ones back home? Cran­fields — Mer­chants of import­ed gifts, dec­o­ra­tive objects and beau­ti­ful fur­ni­ture, and one of the most inter­est­ing shops in the city (not to men­tion Auck­land & Mel­bourne too) is now online & tak­ing orders from any­where in the world. […]