Pirates vs. Ninjas

I love my parentsSo in every city, there are always people who are stu­pid and mis­guided and wrong. That’s how we got Kerry Pren­de­ghastly for a may­or, after all, and the bypass too. In anoth­er clas­sic example of people who are back­ing the wrong team, these people are plan­ning on dress­ing like ninjas to attend the first screen­ing of Pir­ates of the Carib­bean 3. Yo me hearties, rise up and fight off the evil ninja threat! Every­one knows that pir­ates are cool­er. Think­ing oth­er­wise is like say­ing robots could win in a fight against tigers. As if!

Snakes! On a plane! In Wellington!

ph33r my photoshop skillsNot that long ago, the Lon­don Time Out ran a fea­ture on pir­ates in Lon­don to cel­eb­rate the release of Pir­ates of the Carib­bean 2. Way to be hip, Time Out. Every­one who’s any­one knows that the actu­al most import­ant movie this year is Snakes on Plane – or as some like to call it “Mother­fuck­ing snakes on a mother­fuck­ing plane”. So, in trib­ute to this movie that opens on Thursday, the Wel­ling­tonista is proud to present this very spe­cial activ­ity guide to recre­at­ing snakes on a plane in Wel­ling­ton:

Armageddon – down to the event centre…

Wow! Want to meet… Kaylee from Fire­fly? The very hot Ivan­ova from Babylon 5? One of the (ori­gin­al) Dukes of Haz­zard? and the Gen­er­al Lee? Not to men­tion this per­son (no idea who, but I think you’d like to meet her, no? All you have to do is dress up like your favour­ite sci-fi char­ac­ter, […]