Pirates vs. Ninjas

I love my parentsSo in every city, there are always peo­ple who are stu­pid and mis­guid­ed and wrong. That’s how we got Ker­ry Pren­deghast­ly for a may­or, after all, and the bypass too. In anoth­er clas­sic exam­ple of peo­ple who are back­ing the wrong team, these peo­ple are plan­ning on dress­ing like nin­jas to attend the first screen­ing of Pirates of the Caribbean 3. Yo me hearties, rise up and fight off the evil nin­ja threat! Every­one knows that pirates are cool­er. Think­ing oth­er­wise is like say­ing robots could win in a fight against tigers. As if!

Snakes! On a plane! In Wellington!

ph33r my photoshop skillsNot that long ago, the Lon­don Time Out ran a fea­ture on pirates in Lon­don to cel­e­brate the release of Pirates of the Caribbean 2. Way to be hip, Time Out. Every­one who’s any­one knows that the actu­al most impor­tant movie this year is Snakes on Plane — or as some like to call it “Moth­er­fuck­ing snakes on a moth­er­fuck­ing plane”. So, in trib­ute to this movie that opens on Thurs­day, the Welling­ton­ista is proud to present this very spe­cial activ­i­ty guide to recre­at­ing snakes on a plane in Welling­ton:

Armageddon — down to the event centre…

Wow! Want to meet… Kaylee from Fire­fly? The very hot Ivano­va from Baby­lon 5? One of the (orig­i­nal) Dukes of Haz­zard? and the Gen­er­al Lee? Not to men­tion this per­son (no idea who, but I think you’d like to meet her, no? All you have to do is dress up like your favourite sci-fi char­ac­ter, […]