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Summer fairs are here

by sue on January 27, 2012 in Crafts, Events, Food & Drink

After the rush of pre-Christmas shopping when it’s all about everyone else and the right present for the right person and being lovely and selfless, it’s rather nice when summer fair season rolls around. Summer fairs are not just about shopping for thing for other people, although that is an excellent and important component to every good fair. Summers fairs are about loads of lovely food, things to divert the attention of small people and bands of all shapes and sizes. Summer fairs are more often as not fundraising fairs, which means going to them is helping make the world a better place.

Kicking of the summer fair season is Eat Drink Be Crafty this Saturday January 28, Battle Hill Farm Forest Park, Paekakariki Hill Rd, 10am -4pm. Last year was its debut and it went off like a rocket. This year they’ve tweaked the formula a little more with even more gourmet food and wine, craft stalls and things for small people. Last year parking and traffic was a bit of an issue and while they’ve resolved that for 2012, my suggestion is to arrive early so you can get a jump on all the yummy noms.

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The Restaurant Website Drinking Game

by Emily Fatali on January 26, 2012 in Food & Drink, Internet/Web

In our review of Capitol, we mentioned how we go there despite the dreadfulness of their website (but you probably missed that bit and cut straight to talking about negronis). What especially is so bad about their site? There’s Flash, contact details hidden, menus embedded that don’t even work properly (can anyone tell me what they serve for brunch? Or how much wines cost?), and in this day and age music that plays automatically. Aaaaaaaaaaaaargh! But of course, Capitol are by no means the only offenders in this area.

When I’m thinking about going somewhere to eat, I want to know a)where they are, b) what times they’re open c) if I need to make a reservation and most importantly d) what food they’re serving. Those should be simple things to find out, right? Wrong.

Feastcraft have a Restaurant Website Drinking Game, and we’re about to get very drunk.

  • Every time your iPhone gives you a lego block “Flash missing” message take a drink. Then call Steve Jobs and tell him what you think of him.
  • If music starts playing automatically – take a drink. Take two if the song is some tired stock “your genre here” song. Take another one if there’s no “mute” button or if there’s one but your selection is not memorized between visits.
  • If there’s a nifty scroller of pictures of food – take a drink. Take two if it’s in Flash.
  • If there’s no text anywhere on the landing page that shows opening hours and location – take a drink. Take two if there’s none anywhere.
  • If there’s no phone number on the front page – take a drink.
  • For any of the following words in the restaurant’s description or “about” page take a drink: seared to perfection, a dream in, French casual, fusion, delectable, eclectic, mouthwatering, seasonal, fresh, gluten free, velvety, succulent, luscious, most wonderful.
  • Find the menu. If it’s in PDF take a drink. If it’s a JPG or PNG and can’t be indexed by search engines take two drinks. Take three drinks if someone just photographed an open menu and posted that picture.
  • If the restaurant wants you to become friends on Facebook take a drink. You’re looking for food, not friends. If the restaurant wants you follow it on Twitter take another drink. Then hunt down and beat up a random “social media consultant”. Have a big gulp if the restaurant <iframe>’d their fanpage somewhere. (Actually, we don’t have such a problem with restaurants on Twitter, because sometimes it’s nice to know the people – but if they ARE going to be on Twitter, they should be responding – ahem Monsoon Poon)
  • If there’s more text about the chef than about the food, take a drink.

TL:DR – Wellington restaurants: please leave the Alistair Coxing to the decor, and get someone more practical to do your websites. Cheers!

So what good restaurants have bad sites? Who’s doing it right? Who’s doing it oh so wrong? Name and shame, people!

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Batucada Sound Machine in town to shake it

by Joanna on January 25, 2012 in Events, Music

Cuba Street Carnival favourites Batucada Sound Machine have returned to New Zealand with a new album of tried and true road-tested tunes entitled Don’t Keep Silent, due for release January 23rd, 2012.

In addition, BSM have planned their first ever comprehensive tour of New Zealand to celebrate the album release including a spot at WOMAD 2012.

From the press release:

“This 10 piece onslaught of pacific-soul, latin, afro-beat and hip-hop have an unparalleled reputation for their polished, high-energy performance, which has seen them conquer audiences at a host of renowned festivals; including the main stage at Sziget Festival (Hungary), Horizonte Festival and Kulturarena (Germany), Larmer Tree Festival (UK) and the City of London Festival to name a few.”

They’re playing at San Francisco Bathhouse this Friday (the 27th of January), and to celebrate, we’ve got a copy of Don’t Keep Silent to give away. To win, all you have to do is leave us a comment below with your favourite fact about bats. We’ll draw a winner on Sunday. Woo!

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Capitol opposite of punishment

by Joanna on January 24, 2012 in Food & Drink

With a couple of family birthdays taking place over the holidays, January was a good time to assemble for dinner together. Having dined at Capitol before (in fact, it’s been nominated for TAWAs multiple times), I wasn’t put off by its Flash website or that they don’t take bookings for groups smaller than eight.

As it happens, I was only the second person in the restaurant on a Thursday around 6pm. I order a Negroni (which comes on the rocks rather than at a martini glass), and peruse the simple menu. The place quickly filled up and the chatter makes it quite loud, especially given one group has chosen to bring along a toddler who decides to scream for a while (*Insert standard rant about how kids probably don’t belong in small restaurants where mains are over $30*).

Still, the staff are attentive, and our water glasses kept nice and full, and brought us our wine pretty quickly. We decided to order four entrees for the six of us – the pea ravioli with buttered artichokes (deliciously buttery and perfect pasta), the fried squid with aioli (crispy and not at all rubbery) and two servings of the ricotta-stuffed zuchini flowers with smoked eggplant and pancetta. OH. MY. STARS!

These were amazing, crispy, salty, creamy, smokey, so many things going on and working in beautiful harmony together. A little pricey for the amount on the plate at $22.50, but worth every penny. Capitol portions really aren’t large, and the sides aren’t very exciting, but it does mean it’s easy to eat three courses. So we moved on to mains.

The pappardelle with rabbit, veal, broad beans and sage ragu was luscious, rich with flavour and chunks of unctuous meat that melted in the mouth.The pappardelle was cooked perfectly, and oh, I could just eat plates and plates and plates of this all day. In fact, I was so preoccupied with it that I forgot to steal mouthfuls of my companions’ dishes, but they were well-pleased with their steak (served with lentils, which made me laugh), duck and pork.

Desserts were hard to choose, but I decided after the richness of the ragu that I would go for something a little lighter than the soft-centred chocolate pudding. Lemon mousse was light and zingy, perfectly contrasted with the berry compote served alongside it. Again, portions were small for $14.50, but perfectly formed. All up, our bill was around $540 for drinks, three bottles of wine, five entrees, five mains and six desserts. Not a cheap night, but it was lovely nevertheless!

Capitol’s food is fairly simple, but put together beautifully. The space is small, but the toilets smell amazing (like cinnamon) and the staff have the right balance between friendly and professional. It’d be a great place to have a date, or a family get-together – just leave the toddlers at home please.

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Keep that picnic rug in the car

by Anna January 19, 2012

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Ben Hana, aka Tarzan, aka “Blanket Man” dies

by noizyboy January 15, 2012

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My highlights for 2011

by Tom December 27, 2011

I had a busy year, which shows in my poor posting record recently. Despite the manifold reasons to be cheerless, there were also plenty of good things happening in Wellington: on the waterfront, up Cuba St and all over town.

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gorgeous and original Christmas gifts to be found at Craft2.0

by sue December 22, 2011

Thanks to the good folk at Craft 2.0 even December 23rd isn’t too late to shop for gorgeous and original Christmas gifts. The Trunk Show strikes for the second week this Friday and as if you had your own personal shopper we’ve complied a list of gift ideas for you. All you have to do [...]

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My personal Wellington highlights of 2011

by Joanna December 22, 2011

We didn’t have the TAWAs this year, but lots of awesomeness still took place. Here’s a very self-indulgent look at what I particularly loved and didn’t – hopefully other Wellingtonistas will add their own posts too.

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Bryan Pepperell – skeptic?

by The Masked Barfly December 19, 2011

Turns out Wellington City Councillor Bryan Pepperell isn’t sure about the authenticity of the moon landings. On his facebook page, he states… The moon landings are an open question. Having worked in photography in the 1960′s I’m still trying to figure out how the films survived 280F. There are more unanswered questions but is it a [...]

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