For Sale – One Ticker Tape Parade, Unused

Includes:

25 ship­ping con­tain­ers mul­ti­col­oured shred­ded paper,
Day’s hire of nov­elty vehicles & floats,
2000 dan­cers & street per­formers,
50,000 black flags.
Speech from the Prime Min­is­ter*

Pop­u­la­tion of one small city look­ing for some­thing to cel­eb­rate.

Make a loved one’s birth­day cel­eb­ra­tion, or anniversary, unfor­get­table.

Ready to go for Octo­ber 26.

*Late change, Peter Dunne Subbed for the PM.