Yeah I know, I’m a dis­gust­ing pesky fly. But just because I slurp food off the plate with my pro­bos­cis does­n’t mean I should have to pay full price when I have a handy-dandy gold enter­tain­ment card to get a free meal.

Here’s how it went down… we went to Finc on a Fri­day night – for the simple reas­on that it is in the Enter­tain­ment Guide. We ordered two mains both worth around $34 each and an entree for $8. The deal in the Enter­tain­ment Guide is:

“you and your guest are invited to enjoy one com­pli­ment­ary main course when anoth­er main course of equal or great­er value is pur­chased. Up to $30.00 value”.

We were told that as our mains were both over the value of $30 we would receive NO dis­count. When we also asked them why was the entree not taken off we were told that we did not intend to have this as a main so they would not dis­count that either.

While we were try­ing to dis­cuss with the own­er he was rather rude and tried to put the blame on me not read­ing the terms and con­di­tions of e‑book prop­erly or pass the blame onto e‑book not mak­ing the rules clear enough.

This was, how­ever, balls. We used the gold card last year at Finc and we received the dis­count in the same situ­ation.

When we asked the own­er why this had changed he said he decided this year he would change how he inter­preted the offer and it would be dif­fer­ent. He also told me I had to see it from a busi­ness point of view and that if every­one came in with an enter­tain­ment card in one night he would go out of busi­ness. (Cue viol­ins)

Per­haps he’ll go out of busi­ness faster by piss­ing off folks (and flies).

In con­clu­sion, this Arth­ro­pod is not impressed with Finc and their cockdis­count-block­ing. I would warn Enter­tain­ment book users to be wary of being misled.

And if all else fails, we could organ­ise a flash mob (do people still do that?) in which we all use our gold cards and see what hap­pens.