Photo of padlocked gates at the Left Bank entrance to the Left Bank Gallery.

There was a pho­to in last Tuesday’s Dom Post of a paint­brush-tot­ing chap in bright orange. Coun­cil employ­ees wear­ing high-vis vests in the paper almost nev­er means some­thing good, and on read­ing the asso­ci­at­ed sto­ry* this was no excep­tion:

Welling­ton City Coun­cil work­ers yes­ter­day start­ed remov­ing graf­fi­ti in a lane that links Ghuznee St with the Left Bank.

Citi­Op­er­a­tions man­ag­er Mike Men­don­ca said the lane was an “eye­sore which attract­ed the wrong peo­ple” and one of the city’s most heav­i­ly hit tag­ging spots.

You say eye­sore, we say the Civic Trust award-win­ning Left Bank Gallery. Which, it turns out, is pri­vate prop­er­ty.

The own­ers have decid­ed to gate the lane off indef­i­nite­ly. In return we said we will get rid of the graf­fi­ti so there is a pos­i­tive out­come for every­one.

And it is, of course, for The Rug­by: “We do want our city to look good for the Rug­by World Cup.” Appar­ent­ly the council’s vision of “good” is a lot like how you were sup­posed to look when you were sev­en years old and vis­it­ing your grand­moth­er: starched, mut­ed, all traces of per­son­al­i­ty sav­age­ly brushed away. We must be on our best behav­iour for the rug­by tourists, those inter­na­tion­al­ly renowned arbiters of good taste and high cul­ture.

It’s true that the lane was past its best–the rare new bit of actu­al street art in there quick­ly got swal­lowed up by the tags — and it’s also true that this is not the first time it’s been paint­ed over. But we’re still wor­ried, espe­cial­ly since the sto­ry also threat­ens that the Coun­cil will be going after “oth­er tag­ging hotspots… in the com­ing months”.

We were kick­ing this sub­ject around at Welling­ton­ista Tow­ers and Alan said some­thing that summed the issue up so nice­ly I decid­ed to steal it:

It would be easy to scour away all the filthy but inter­est­ing encrus­ta­tions that save Welling­ton from being what it was up until the late 80s: a real­ly hor­ri­bly bor­ing civ­il ser­vice town.

It’s not like they’re going to put any of this stuff back after the rug­by mpunters have left. Nor is a coat of fea­ture­less grey paint all that’s stand­ing between the gallery and respectabil­i­ty (if it was, they wouldn’t have pad­locked it). It’s still going to be a slight­ly grot­ty alley­way; now it will just be a closed-off one, stripped of what lit­tle life it had.

* Despite its strong resem­blance to a Coun­cil press release, I checked the sto­ry against the actu­al release and the quotes are all orig­i­nal, so appar­ent­ly report­ing — not to say jour­nal­ism — has in fact tak­en place.


UPDATED 10.57am to clar­i­fy the lane is pri­vate prop­er­ty. Sor­ry about that.