On Monday night, some of the Wel­ling­tonista went along to the launch of Social Cook­ing, a new cook­ing school based in Herd Street, so this fly tagged along too, buzz­ing over­head.

The launch was held inside the City Mar­ket space, not actu­ally in the classroom itself, where stands were set up by vari­ous pur­vey­ors to tempt us with their wares – Mac’s, Montana, the Fly­ing Burrito Broth­ers, and though they were less sign-poin­ted, Osteria Del Toro and Mon­soon Poon, all of whom are asso­ci­ates of the school, with their chefs being teach­ers.

Giv­en that the event was free to any­one who registered, and there was no doorl­ist, it was rather crowded and there was a long wait for mar­gar­itas. In fact, the event shut down early because of a lack of glass­wear. Dis­aster! Not early enough to skip a speech from Kerry Pren­derghastly. Appar­ently she’s still around and was asked to do an encore of her “I’m so fuck­ing great” speech from the Fish­head launch. Double dis­aster! In this case, she threw in talk about a dif­fer­ent cook­ing school which she is tak­ing full respons­ib­il­ity for bring­ing to Welly. Kind of inap­pro­pri­ate, and we had to listen to it without a drink in our hands. Also, we appre­ci­ate that spon­sors are import­ant for any event or ven­ue, but woah, what a reachar­ound they got in all the speeches. It would have been nice to have a little more atten­tion paid to the kind of people who might come along and come to the classes (espe­cially since a lot of the classes are now sold out), and we prob­ably did­n’t need the les­son on how Face­book (appar­ently) works. Did you know you can ‘like’ things?

That aside, we buzzed over deli­cious ceviche, and salted car­a­mel macar­ons from Hip­po­pot­amus. Wel­ling­tonis­tas think the school – which emphas­izes drink­ing with cook­ing – sounds like a good idea. As long as the class attendees aren’t too much like the crowd at the open­ing, who with all the sense of enti­tle­ment of a pack of rich baby boomers were abso­lutely dread­ful at giv­ing way to let people through.