Photo of padlocked gates at the Left Bank entrance to the Left Bank Gallery.

There was a photo in last Tuesday’s Dom Post of a paint­brush-tot­ing chap in bright orange. Coun­cil employ­ees wear­ing high-vis vests in the paper almost nev­er means some­thing good, and on read­ing the asso­ci­ated story* this was no excep­tion:

Wel­ling­ton City Coun­cil work­ers yes­ter­day star­ted remov­ing graf­fiti in a lane that links Ghuznee St with the Left Bank.

Citi­Op­er­a­tions man­ager Mike Men­d­onca said the lane was an “eye­sore which attrac­ted the wrong people” and one of the city’s most heav­ily hit tag­ging spots.

You say eye­sore, we say the Civic Trust award-win­ning Left Bank Gal­lery. Which, it turns out, is private prop­erty.

The own­ers have decided to gate the lane off indef­in­itely. In return we said we will get rid of the graf­fiti so there is a pos­it­ive out­come for every­one.

And it is, of course, for The Rugby: “We do want our city to look good for the Rugby World Cup.” Appar­ently the council’s vis­ion of “good” is a lot like how you were sup­posed to look when you were sev­en years old and vis­it­ing your grand­moth­er: starched, muted, all traces of per­son­al­ity sav­agely brushed away. We must be on our best beha­viour for the rugby tour­ists, those inter­na­tion­ally renowned arbit­ers of good taste and high cul­ture.

It’s true that the lane was past its best–the rare new bit of actu­al street art in there quickly got swal­lowed up by the tags — and it’s also true that this is not the first time it’s been painted over. But we’re still wor­ried, espe­cially since the story also threatens that the Coun­cil will be going after “oth­er tag­ging hot­spots… in the com­ing months”.

We were kick­ing this sub­ject around at Wel­ling­tonista Towers and Alan said some­thing that summed the issue up so nicely I decided to steal it:

It would be easy to scour away all the filthy but inter­est­ing encrust­a­tions that save Wel­ling­ton from being what it was up until the late 80s: a really hor­ribly bor­ing civil ser­vice town.

It’s not like they’re going to put any of this stuff back after the rugby mpunters have left. Nor is a coat of fea­ture­less grey paint all that’s stand­ing between the gal­lery and respect­ab­il­ity (if it was, they wouldn’t have pad­locked it). It’s still going to be a slightly grotty alley­way; now it will just be a closed-off one, stripped of what little life it had.

* Des­pite its strong resemb­lance to a Coun­cil press release, I checked the story against the actu­al release and the quotes are all ori­gin­al, so appar­ently report­ing — not to say journ­al­ism — has in fact taken place.


UPDATED 10.57am to cla­ri­fy the lane is private prop­erty. Sorry about that.