Cinephilia: Opening This Week

The Bourne Ultimatum posterThe biggest movie in the world last week­end was The Bourne Ulti­mat­um (US$47m on Thursday, Fri­day and Sat­urday alone) and it opens here tomor­row. The last of the big tent-pole fran­chise attrac­tions of the (north­ern) sum­mer, this Bourne brings Jason back home to New York (with a detour in Blighty). Play­ing at Read­ings, Regent-on-Man­ners, Sky City Queens­gate and (prob­ably the ulti­mate Bourne exper­i­ence) the Embassy

Also open­ing tomor­row is Rus­si­an art-house weepy The Itali­an (dir­ect from the Fest­iv­al): Rialto and Light­house Petone only. The Sing­er (Quand j’étais chanteur) places one of France’s all-time greats (Gérard Depardieu) along­side one of her freshest new faces Cécile De France (Orches­tra Seats) for some May-Decem­ber romance. Depardieu plays a fad­ing nightclub sing­er who woos De France’s single moth­er real estate agent. Also at Rialto and (unsur­pris­ingly) the Pent­house.

Finally, The War With­in opens at the Para­mount: it’s a drama about a Pakistani ter­ror­ist in New York and it was made for dot­com bil­lion­aire Mark Cuban’s HDNet, the cable chan­nel devoted to break­ing down the estab­lished studio/distributor/exhibitor strangle­hold. Oth­er titles pro­duced by Cuban include Enron: the Smartest Guys in the Room, Bubble and Good Night, and Good Luck.

The Itali­an and The War With­in are reviewed at Funer­als & Snakes; reviews of the oth­er two will appear there next Wed­nes­day.

Cinephilia: Opening This Week

Breach posterThe industry is in an inter­est­ing state when a rel­at­ively small film like Breach can get a release at Read­ings and the Para­mount across the road – and also at the sub­urb­an Empire and Light­house. Made and dis­trib­uted in the US by major stu­dio Uni­ver­sal, here it is being dis­trib­uted by inde­pend­ent Rialto (no longer con­nec­ted to the cinema chain), hence all the indie exhib­it­ors. My under­stand­ing is that Read­ings, how­ever, want everything and will simply hoover up any and all avail­able titles and no one can afford to turn them down.

Breach is based on the true story of a CIA double-agent played by Chris Cooper and his ulti­mate expos­ure by ex-Mr With­er­spoon Ryan Phil­lippe and one Imdb con­trib­ut­or calls it “the best of the year to date” although the com­ment was made in Feb­ru­ary…

Tana’s Farewell – Sat’dy Arvo

TanaWel­ling­ton gets a chance to say a fond farewell to All Black legend Tana Umaga on Sat­urday after­noon when he plays his final first-class game in New Zea­l­and before head­ing off to start his coach­ing career at Toulon in France. The Wel­ling­ton Lions play Man­awatu at 2.35pm hop­ing to put their atro­cious per­form­ance of last week­end behind them and give Tana the send off he deserves.

I was at Chris­ti­an Cullen’s farewell, as well as the Auck­land send-offs for Michael Jones and Zin­zan Brooke. They were all amaz­ing occa­sions and this one prob­ably will be too.

My pre­dic­tion (and feel free to ridicule me for it in the com­ments): Tana to be New Zealand’s first Sam­oan Prime Min­is­ter with­in 20 years.

Phoenix Pre-Season Campaign Returns to Wellington

Phoenix logoAn unanti­cip­ated great res­ult in Mel­bourne on Sat­urday night has kept the Phoenix in the hunt for early scalps and, per­haps more import­antly, giv­en them anoth­er warm-up game to pre­pare for the forth­com­ing A‑League cam­paign.

The late goal from Brazili­an import Daniel that sur­prised last year’s cham­pi­ons Mel­bourne Vic­tory means the Phoenix play the New­castle Jets at the Sta­di­um tomor­row (Fri­day) in a play­off for 5th or 6th place in the Pre-Sea­son Cup. It will be the first time the team have played under lights at the Sta­di­um and they’ll be hop­ing for a turnout that equals or exceeds the 6,000 that cheered them to their first win less than three weeks ago.

Tick­ets are on sale from the Sta­di­um only (from noon at the kiosk on the con­course; all the booths will be live from 6.00pm) and the game kicks off at 7.30pm. Adults pay $10 and kids and stu­dents get in free. Let’s make some noise, people.

Cinephilia: Opening This Week

Die Hard 4.0 posterOnce described by Terry Gil­li­am as “a monu­ment to cra­ni­al archi­tec­ture”, Bruce Wil­lis’ shiny bonce is on full dis­play in Die Hard 4.0 (known in US-cent­ric ter­rit­or­ies as Live Free or Die Hard), play­ing at Read­ings, Regent-on-Man­ners, Empire, Sky City Queens­gate and the Embassy where it looked kind of murky this even­ing.

Adam Sand­ler does his bit to fill the gap left by Ing­mar Berg­man with I Now Pro­nounce You Chuck & Larry: he and the guy from “The King of Queens” play two fire­fight­ers who pre­tend to be gay to get the mar­riage bene­fits (any rela­tion­ship to the limp Aus­trali­an com­edy Strange Bed­fel­lows star­ring Paul Hogan is entirely coin­cid­ent­al): Read­ings and Sky City Queens­gate. Aside: I saw a film in one of the two Gold Lounges at Queens­gate on Tues­day night and an ush­er stopped by my seat to ask me if I wanted pop­corn or a soft drink which was nice except THE FEATURE HAD JUST STARTED! And for health and safety reas­ons they don’t dim the lights fully so it was an exper­i­ence I can’t recom­mend. The film was good though (more on that in anoth­er post).

The rest of the new releases after the jump, includ­ing Black Snake Moan and Ten Canoes.

Cinephilia: Opening This Week

License to Wed posterStrange things are afoot con­cern­ing the release of the film License to Wed (the trail­er for which has been tor­tur­ing audi­ences for weeks). The radio pre­view was at Read­ings tonight, they have been trail­er­ing it heav­ily and it’s got a start date of Thursday on their web site. But they don’t have any ses­sions lis­ted for Cour­tenay Cent­ral.

It would­n’t be the first time that Read­ings have dropped a film at the last minute as a bar­gain­ing pos­i­tion (they have been known to throw their weight around with dis­trib­ut­ors) or maybe they just wanted to give The Simpsons Movie triple the usu­al num­ber of ses­sions (which they have done).

Then again, they might have seen the film and exer­cised some crit­ic­al judge­ment. No, of course not, how stu­pid of me.

License to Wed is there­fore only play­ing at the Empire in Island Bay so to exper­i­ence it at the mul­ti­plex you’ll have to trek out to the air­craft hangar at Queens­gate.

[Because I Said So and Catch a Fire after the jump.]

Cinephilia: Opening This Week

The Simpsons Movie posterThe high­lights of the North­ern Hemi­sphere block­buster sum­mer keep on arriv­ing, led this week by the long-awaited Simpsons Movie. I pre­viewed it today and I recom­mend that you stay through all the cred­its. Play­ing Read­ings, Empire Island Bay, Sky City Queens­gate and Regent-on-Man­ners which des­pite the best efforts of some enthu­si­ast­ic staff is com­plete pants.

Lind­say Lohan teams up with Jane Fonda and Feli­city Huff­man for the inter-gen­er­a­tion­al com­edy-drama Geor­gia Rule. Love interest is provided by Dermot Mul­roney and Gar­rett Hed­lund (Eragon). Again all over town: Read­ings, Regent-on-Man­ners and Sky City Queens­gate.

More after the jump

Spotted Around Town

Dominic MonaghanA reli­able inform­ant tells me that former hob­bit and tv star Domin­ic Mon­aghan is in town, spot­ted brows­ing the fine fare at Whit­coulls in Cour­tenay Cent­ral.

I won­der wheth­er he’ll be around long enough to have Sunday brunch at Fidel’s like the old days.

Phoenix in ‘not crap’ shock

Phoenix logo

Wel­ling­ton Phoenix 3 Sydney FC 0

The Phoenix made a lot of friends on Sunday after­noon with a con­fid­ent dis­play against an out of sorts Sydney side. Rarely troubled at the back, show­ing good enter­prise and pace going for­ward, and superbly mar­shalled by the exper­i­enced Ross Aloisi in cent­ral mid­field, the Phoenix looked bet­ter than both the Rufer-era Kingz and the woe­ful Knights put togeth­er.

The offi­cial attend­ance was just over 6,000 (which is sen­sa­tion­al for a pre-sea­son match) and the organ­isers sens­ibly stuck us all on one side of the ground to help har­ness the atmo­sphere. The offi­cial site has yet to be updated with the res­ult and Stuff don’t have a match report so I’ll tell you that there were two goals for Shane Smeltz plus an own goal from an unknown Sydney play­er.

The Brazili­an num­ber 4 Cleber­son is going to be a def­in­ite crowd favour­ite – he’s a big lump of a bloke and he totally bossed the cent­ral defence, win­ning everything in the air – and com­pat­ri­ot Cor­tes looked pretty lively down the right wing.

Phoenix match tick­ets go on sale on August 13 and I’d recom­mend get­ting into them early, par­tic­u­larly as more than half the games are kid-friendly Sunday after­noon affairs and it won’t stay this cold forever.

Phoenix: Warm-up Match Moved Again

Phoenix logoThe first Wel­ling­ton Phoenix home pre-sea­son game has been moved for the second time. Ori­gin­ally announced for the Basin Reserve, at some point it was switched to New­town Park and now, accord­ing to the offi­cial site it has been moved to West­pac Sta­di­um due to “concerns that New­town Park would not have the capa­city to cope with the big crowd expected.”

Sunday at 2.00pm is kick-off time and the tick­ets are only $10 (and free for under 16s). Oppos­i­tion Sydney FC are one of the A‑League glam­our sides (former Liv­er­pool and Eng­land star Rob­bie Fowl­er was over there dis­cuss­ing terms for a move last week) and should give the Phoenix a test.

I’m gut­ted the match has been moved from the Basin as I wanted to tell the story of the last time there was a major foot­ball match there back in 1994 (maybe). The All Whites were play­ing an exhib­i­tion match against top Ger­man out­fit Wer­der Bre­men and legend Wyn­ton Rufer was going to play a half for each side. As is so often the case, far more people turned up than expec­ted and most of us were still queuing out­side when the game kicked off. Any­way, a young lady in one of the flats above the trophy shop oppos­ite decided to ease our pain a little by lift­ing her t‑shirt over her head and giv­ing us a flash. But, I’ll have to tell that story some oth­er time.

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