Cruisy

Evi­dent­ly, spend­ing four­teen nights on board a lux­u­ri­ous float­ing hotel can be a lit­tle dis­ori­en­tat­ing so every night at mid­night a crew mem­ber goes around all the ele­va­tors on the ship and swaps out a lit­tle plaque on the floor with the cor­rect day of the week. This is one of sev­er­al fair­ly astound­ing facts this […]

New-ish at the Movies: Blue Jasmine, Riddick, What Maisie Knew, Romeo & Juliet: A Love Song and The Best Offer

When did “late-per­i­od: Woody Allen start? Was it with Match Point (when he final­ly left New York for some new scenery)? Or should we con­sid­er these last ten, globe-trot­t­ing, years as late‑r Woody? The last ten years have cer­tain­ly been up and down in terms of qual­i­ty. Scoop was all-but dia­bol­i­cal. Vicky Cristi­na Barcelona was […]

New-ish at the movies: Jobs, The Weight of Elephants, Red 2, White House Down, Salinger & In the House

The best way I can think of to sum up Jobs, the hasti­­ly-pre­­pared not-quite adap­ta­tion of Wal­ter Isaac­son’s hasti­­ly-pub­­lished biog­ra­phy of the Apple co-founder, is that its sub­ject would have hat­ed it. After all, Steve had taste and — famous­ly — exer­cised it. He also did­n’t release prod­ucts until they were ready where­as Joshua Michael […]

New-ish at the Movies: Kick-Ass 2, The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones, Much Ado About Nothing & Frances Ha

There has been much dis­cus­sion in the cir­cles in which I move about the quan­ti­ty of films released to local cin­e­mas. Not only are there too many films com­ing out every week — too many for each one to gen­er­ate much heat at any rate — but the ones that are com­ing out aren’t always […]

New-ish at the Movies: Pain & Gain, Only God Forgives, The Wolverine, The Way Way Back, The Conjuring & Byzantium

Still hov­er­ing around some local cin­e­mas — and the longest-delayed of all my out­stand­ing reviews — Still Mine is a sur­pris­ing­ly effec­tive Cana­di­an dra­ma about an elder­ly man (James Cromwell, 73 but play­ing a fit 89) deter­mined to build a new house for his wife (Geneviéve Bujold) before her mem­o­ry deserts her com­plete­ly. Cromwell gives […]

New-ish at the Movies: Elysium, Stoker, We’re the Millers, The Heat, Giselle, Private Peaceful, Reality and Now You See Me

With this year’s fes­ti­val now a rapid­ly dimin­ish­ing mem­o­ry — and my recov­ery from that event (plus anoth­er mag­a­zine pub­lished, some “live” pod­cast record­ings, a few Q&A’s, some direc­tor inter­views and a Big Screen Sym­po­sium) almost com­plete — I return to the com­mer­cial cin­e­ma and what do I find? Twen­­ty-three new films have been released […]

Preview: 2013 New Zealand International Film Festival

Now, I’m risk­ing the ire of the extreme­ly help­ful and gen­er­ous New Zealand Inter­na­tion­al Film Fes­ti­val team here, but I’m going to rec­om­mend an approach to fes­­ti­­val-going that will prob­a­bly reward you more than it will them. Here goes: don’t book for any­thing. Don’t plan your life around any par­tic­u­lar screen­ing of any par­tic­u­lar film. […]

New at the Movies: The World’s End, Pacific Rim, The Look of Love + School Holiday Roundup

I can imag­ine some peo­ple not enjoy­ing The World’s End. Peo­ple who don’t care about — or even notice — cin­e­mat­ic crafts­man­ship, peo­ple who think that being self-ref­er­en­­tial means being self-indul­­gent, audi­ences who pre­fer their action sequences to be cos­mic in scale and mea­sured in megabytes per sec­ond rather than laughs per minute — I […]

New-ish at the Movies: Man of Steel, Everybody Has a Plan and White Lies

Man of Steel is a self-con­s­cious­­ly epic re-imag­in­ing of the Super­man sto­ry, first told in print in the 1930s and most recent­ly reboot­ed on screen by Bryan Singer as Super­man Returns just pri­or to the com­mence­ment of my review­ing career in 2006. It’s remark­able both for the scale of the pro­duc­tion, the stakes for pro­duc­ers […]

New-ish at the Movies: World War Z, After Earth and The Hunt

Blood­less zom­bies would appear to be that lat­est trend if April’s Warm Bod­ies and this week’s World War Z are any­thing to go by. No blood means stu­dios get a low­er cen­sor­ship clas­si­fi­ca­tion and — hope­ful­ly — a big­ger audi­ence. But the absence of vis­cera also appears to bring with it a loss of metaphor­ic […]