We can’t has riceburger?

We see that there are ‘For Lease’ signs in the win­dow of Chilli Jam on Adelaide Road, and that their web­site is no longer exist­ing. Any­one know any­thing more about it?

Volunteering Tea and Comfort

The streets of Wel­ling­ton on a day like today are a joy, the sun is shin­ing, the breeze is more balmy than bluster and you prob­ably have a home to go to if you need some cave time.  In Wel­ling­ton the streets are shared with all, and if you head into the CBD you will see suits, stu­dents, hip­sters, chil­dren and gold-card hold­ers util­ising pub­lic space along­side street people and alco­hol­ics.  Auck­land is respond­ing to the chal­lenges of in-your-face social prob­lems by con­sid­er­ing a bylaw to force home­less people off the streets by mak­ing the police respons­ible for mov­ing the prob­lem around. Good luck with that one. 

Wel­ling­to­ni­ans can­’t afford to be smug about the issue but at least the focus is on a range of solu­tions includ­ing a wet hostel and liquor bans.  There was plenty of thought­ful dis­cus­sion over at Poneke about this issue last year.

Conchords season II

For a good time, call Kerry on (04) 801 4205

The Wel­ling­ton City Coun­cil would like to hear from you tonight. Like, ser­i­ously. Accord­ing to their ads in the paper, they even want you to stop watch­ing Coron­a­tion Street long enough to call them up and tell them what you think about them. Or to be spe­cific­ally quot­ing their old news story (one of the things I would com­plain about first would be how hard it is to find cur­rent news on their site): 

Do you have views on the city’s future? Then call our hot­line, talk to the May­or or Coun­cil­lors and tell them what you think. Wel­ling­ton City Coun­cil is run­ning the hot­line … 7.00pm to 9.00pm – phone (04) 801 4205) to can­vas views from res­id­ents about what they value about the city, what level ser­vices should be fun­ded and what ser­vices could be reduced.

As always, we have some sug­ges­tions:

  1. Get the trol­ley buses run­ning more often because we value them,
  2. The ‘ser­vice’ of build­ing roads and bypasses and fly­overs that we don’t actu­ally need can get scrapped. Or moved to Hamilton cos that city totally needs a bypass. 
  3. How about along with the rub­bish col­lec­tion we think about hav­ing a green/compost col­lec­tion? It works in San Fran­cisco… 

What would you say if you called? And also, you’re going to call, right? 

Cinephilia: Opening This Week

Revolutionary Road posterAs Oscar night approaches anoth­er of the expec­ted heavy­weight con­tenders goes into cinemas: Sam Mendes’ Revolu­tion­ary Road reunites Kate Wins­let and Leonardo DiCaprio for the first time since Titan­ic (still the highest gross­ing film of all time fact-fans) in a story of a middle-class 1950s couple dis­sat­is­fied with the Amer­ic­an sub­urb­an dream. Based on (what I under­stand to be) an awe­some nov­el by Richard Yates. Play­ing at Light­house Petone, Regent-on-Man­ners, Read­ings, Pent­house and Sky City Queens­gate.

Road­show will be hop­ing that Clint East­wood light­ning will strike twice at the Oscars and are using that rare tac­tic, the sneak pre­view, to launch his new film (and his last as an act­or) Gran Torino. His last per­form­ance was in the multi-award-win­ning Mil­lion Dol­lar Baby in 2004. You can see Gran Torino early at Empire, Read­ings, Pent­house and Sky City Queens­gate. (East­wood’s oth­er new film Changeling opens on Feb 12)

For those inclined toward the crap­pi­er end of the mar­ket there’s Bride Wars, a “com­edy” star­ring Anne Hath­away and the woe­fully-man­aged Kate Hud­son. Please note that I totally have an open mind about this film – I just don’t have any hope or faith: Empire, Regent-on-Man­ners, Read­ings, Sky City Queens­gate.

The Pent­house keeps it classy with a big­gish-budget French WWII movie called Female Agents about some young French women enlis­ted into the Brit­ish Spe­cial Forces and sent on a sui­cide mis­sion to res­cue a Brit­ish geo­lo­gist. True story appar­ently. Mean­while the Para­moun­t’s eclect­ic run con­tin­ues with a Czech com­edy-drama called Beauty in Trouble. It’s by one of my favour­ite film­makers, Jan Hrebejk who made the fant­ast­ic Divided We Fall from 2000. Also at the Para­mount, for just a few ses­sions, is a surf­ing movie called Bustin’ Down the Door.

All of the above will be reviewed in next week’s Cap­it­al Times (and online at Funer­als & Snakes), although I may draw the line at the surf­ing flick.

Summer daze

We admit it: we’ve been slack. Nor­mal blog­ging ser­vice will gradu­ally resume as we re-emerge from the rum-induced inebri­ation heat-induced tor­por of sum­mer, but things are tak­ing a while to crank up again.

Some of us have been out of town on sum­mer hol­i­days, enjoy­ing all the clichés of the Great Kiwi Sum­merTM: beaches, jan­dals, boats, sun­burn and ill-advised sexu­al liais­ons. But some of us have stayed put, and frankly, why not? Even if (like many Wel­ling­to­ni­ans) you don’t have a car, with a Snap­per card and Shanks’ pony it’s not too hard to get to a whole range of beaches. Here’s a little Flickr pho­toset of the Wel­ling­ton coast this sum­mer, show­ing people doing all those sorts of things that we’re sup­posed to have to leave town for. Erm, except the sex (and we would­n’t be sur­prised if that was just around the corner, too).

We, for one, welcome our new Webstock overlords

Webstock! Yay!There’s less than a month to go now until the greatest con­fer­ence ever, and since the Wel­ling­tonista is always keen to show off the best parts of our city, we made a Begin­ner­’s Guide to Wel­ling­ton for those who are com­ing in for it from out of town. Even if you live here, there might be some­thing of interest on the list for you, so do have a read, and when you see us at all those places, do feel free to say hi and buy us drinks.

In the summer in the city

1. Have you registered for Web­stock yet? Only 33 more sleeps left to go and we are very very excited!

2. Have you checked out the pro­gramme for Sum­mer City yet? 

Wel­ling­ton City Coun­cil’s three-month fest­iv­al of out­door activ­it­ies. Events include music fest­ivals, extreme sports, cul­tur­al cel­eb­ra­tions and chil­dren’s enter­tain­ment. This year, Sum­mer City’s music per­form­ances focus on Wel­ling­ton bands.

There’s a giant dis­play of info about it at the corner of Man­ners & Cuba Malls, or you can read their event info PDF (because Sum­mer City is not access­ible for every­one?)

3. Brenda has emphas­ised again why she was nom­in­ated for Best Con­tri­bu­tion to the inter­net, with this reveal­ing photo of the por­trait of former may­or Mark Blum­sky, stand­ing out­side Mer­maids Strip Club. Nice one!

Comings and Goings

The start of each year often sees a shake-up of the bar and res­taur­ant scene, and with the Cur­rent Eco­nom­ic Cli­mateTM one might expect a few more clos­ures than usu­al. Let’s not dwell on such mor­bid spec­u­la­tion, and look at a few clos­ings and open­ings that we do know about.

While dis­cuss­ing the demise of Tem­per­ance (which did­n’t reopen this week­end, des­pite DB’s threats assur­ances), Blair men­tioned that the Cour­tenay Arms had been replaced by some­thing called “The Kiwi Pub”. It does­n’t look quite as dire as I had feared, and its light, airy feel is more beach café than six-o’c­lock swill. It’s still nos­tal­gia-by-num­bers, though, pre­sum­ably aimed at the back­pack­er mar­ket, and des­pite the odd decent beer on the list, the Soci­ety Of Beer Advoc­ates is not impressed.

The Kiwi Pub

Across the road, New Orleans will open its new Allen St loc­a­tion in a a couple of weeks, in the space long left vacant by the unla­men­ted Play. I hope it lasts longer than its cursed Lamb­ton Quay incarn­a­tion, and while it’s pre­sum­ably aim­ing at a dif­fer­ent demo­graph­ic, its Cajun cuisine will have stiff com­pet­i­tion from Sweet Mother­’s Kit­chen around the corner.

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For sooth o’er yonder hills doth joust

Ima­gine our delight to find that this week­end there is a joust­ing car­ni­val in Upper Hutt.

Har­court Park, Sat­urday and Sunday 10th and 11th Janu­ary, Upper Hutt.

As they said in days of yore, be there or be-eth square.