Short Ends:

  • I got too hungover from the Occidental’s terrible host responsibility (handing out free drink tickets for mugs and jugs that needed to be drunk that night) busy to post about this last week, but Team Quizingtonista won the Wellingtonista Quiz League. Woo ha! Points must also go to ClickSuite for being the only other team to show up every week. Although I suppose Jeffrey from Xero had other things on his mind.

  • Modern Love in the Left Bank is closing down cos Helen’s moving to Melbourne. Get your ass in there ASAP to get discounts of 50-70% off everything.

  • What two things can you find on pretty much every corner of Wellington? Wishbone outlets and government employees getting their lunch there, of course. So why do must Wishbone use a #5 plastic container for most of their foods when govt3* recycling stations will only accept #1-3 plastic? Apparently you can take your empty #5s to Commonsense Organics and they’ll recycle them for you, but that seems like an awfully large commitment to make.

    *govt3 is a scheme whereby government employees have their rubbish bins taken away and replaced with a cube the size of a coffee mug, so they’re forced to sort their rubbish into compost, recyclables and landfill waste. It’s a great idea but it’s very very annoying how hard it seems to be for slightly older generations to adapt to it. If it gets put in place in your workplace, stay out of the kitchen for a couple of months or get earplugs because OH MY GOD how hard can it possibly be and is it really worth the hours and hours of complaining and not understanding what to put where? No!

  • Cinephilia: Opening This Week

    The Bourne Ultimatum posterThe biggest movie in the world last weekend was The Bourne Ultimatum (US$47m on Thursday, Friday and Saturday alone) and it opens here tomorrow. The last of the big tent-pole franchise attractions of the (northern) summer, this Bourne brings Jason back home to New York (with a detour in Blighty). Playing at Readings, Regent-on-Manners, Sky City Queensgate and (probably the ultimate Bourne experience) the Embassy

    Also opening tomorrow is Russian art-house weepy The Italian (direct from the Festival): Rialto and Lighthouse Petone only. The Singer (Quand j’étais chanteur) places one of France’s all-time greats (Gérard Depardieu) alongside one of her freshest new faces Cécile De France (Orchestra Seats) for some May-December romance. Depardieu plays a fading nightclub singer who woos De France’s single mother real estate agent. Also at Rialto and (unsurprisingly) the Penthouse.

    Finally, The War Within opens at the Paramount: it’s a drama about a Pakistani terrorist in New York and it was made for dotcom billionaire Mark Cuban’s HDNet, the cable channel devoted to breaking down the established studio/distributor/exhibitor stranglehold. Other titles produced by Cuban include Enron: the Smartest Guys in the Room, Bubble and Good Night, and Good Luck.

    The Italian and The War Within are reviewed at Funerals & Snakes; reviews of the other two will appear there next Wednesday.

    Craft 2.0 is on again tomorrow

    I’m sure you know by now that tomorrow the fantabulous Craft 2.0 fair is happening again at the NewDowse tomorrow from 11am-3pm. And even though this does mean you’ll need to venture out to the Hutt, you’re willing to make that sacrifice. Plus, since you can also go see the exhibitions that are on at the same time, you can take advantage of this:

    When you travel by bus to see Becoming King Kong – get a free ride home! Simply bring in your bus ticket to TheNewDowse and you’ll receive a voucher for a free ride home. Must show a valid ticket from a Cityline Hutt Valley, Stagecoach Wellington or Go Wellington bus service.

    And if you need even more of an incentive to get along other than just the great range for stuff for sale, Wellingtonista members Martha, Sue and Joanna will all be there in the flesh signing autographs selling their wares, which you can sample for free if you get there at 11am for the giftbags. Hurrah!

    Just remember to take cash along for all your shiny purchases as there is no ATM.

    PS. Wellingtonista Che will be selling someone else’s wares.

    P.P.S. 101 gift bags get handed to the first people through the door at 11am.
    You can check out Craft2.0 before 11am, but the the gift bags get handed out with the official fair start of 11am.

    Sexually perverse – and awesome

    There are a couple of things that we’re universally fond of here at the Wellingtonista. Bars. Being entertained. Experiencing different things. Sexual perversity. If only there was a way we could combine all those things together… Hang on, there is! David Mamet’s one-act play Sexual Perversity in Chicago starts tonight at 6pm (doors at 5.30) at the San Francisco Bath House, and we’re guaranteeing* it’s going to be a good time. If you need more convincing, here’s five good reasons you should see it.

    1. David Mamet‘s plays and screenplays for things are generally witty and hilarious.
    2. It’s one act only! This means it starts at 6pm sharp and you’ll be out by 7.15pm, which is perfect if you’re not much of a theatre-goer and you just want to dip your toes in.
    3. You can drink while you watch!
    4. It’s only $15 a ticket (or $10 for students), and is a great way to see some seriously talented up-and-coming talent, like the lovely Laurel Devenie (pictured).
    5. SFBH is one of our most favouritist venues (not just because of how late they’re open) and the play has been specially staged to fit the space, which will be very interesting to see.

    It runs from Thursday 16th – Saturday 25th August 2007, so we’ll see you there, right?

    * Well, not technically. But we are giving you our word as a gentleman.

    EDIT: And now I’ve actually seen it, I recommend it like, ten times as much as before. Cabaret-style shows where you can sit at a table and drink and eat while watching hilarious dialog and pretty convincing mid-west accents and also hott boys in their panties are alright by me!

    Cinephilia: Opening This Week

    Breach posterThe industry is in an interesting state when a relatively small film like Breach can get a release at Readings and the Paramount across the road – and also at the suburban Empire and Lighthouse. Made and distributed in the US by major studio Universal, here it is being distributed by independent Rialto (no longer connected to the cinema chain), hence all the indie exhibitors. My understanding is that Readings, however, want everything and will simply hoover up any and all available titles and no one can afford to turn them down.

    Breach is based on the true story of a CIA double-agent played by Chris Cooper and his ultimate exposure by ex-Mr Witherspoon Ryan Phillippe and one Imdb contributor calls it “the best of the year to date” although the comment was made in February…

    Wellington is no Auckland. Hurray.

    Since the rest of the Wellingtonista are doing it, here are a few things about Damian Christie’s article about Wellington that I disagree with.

    • He advocates avoiding Courtenay Place. Don’t do that. Yes, it’s horrible on Fridays and Saturday nights, but without Courtenay Place there would be no beloved Wellingtonista institutions Sweet Mother’s Kitchen, the Paramount, Arashi, or access to Boulot on Blair St.

    • He says “A real city should have at least one bar that stays open 24 hours a day.” Well, The San Francisco Bath House is often open until 6am, and Sandwiches until 7am, and after that, you can jump in a cab and go get a pie from the Hataitai Bakery, and eat it in the laundromat, both of which are open 24 hours. Perhaps you’ll find some anonymous sex there while you’re at it.

    • He mentions that Wellington lacks celebrities. Hello, don’t you know who I am? The Wellingtonista are socialites. Llew in particular bears a striking resemblance to Glinda Kirkpatrick.

    • Damian’s mentioned before how all the girls in Wellington wear skirts over their trousers. I know I do every day, but I don’t know anyone else who does. And I know everyone.

    • Seriously, talking about Fat Freddy’s and Fly My Pretties? Yawn. It seems like he just googled ‘Wellington Music’ and took those names from a Wallpaper article. For someone seen around town as much as he is, you’d think he might have realised that there’s a lot more going on in our music scene.


    Full disclaimer: I have Damian listed as a friend on both Facebook AND Myspace.

    The Final Question

    The final question that ends all discussions or post mortems of Wellingtonista events:

    also, did someone pick up our bar tab?

    I like it for its simple, if plaintive, optimism.

    Flight of the Conchords: Inner City Pressure

    Bret and Jemaine channel the Pet Shop Boys circa “West End Boys”

    Real Art Roadshow

    Real Art Roadshow is a mobile exhibition of original work by more than 60 leading New Zealand artists. It’s currently parked right outside the Beehive.

    More details, incl. list of artists, after the jump.

    Wellington Eating Houses Clean Up in Cuisine Awards

    Martin Bosley - Fresh from the sea - stuff.co.nzThis years’ Cuisine Restaurant awards have seen three Wellington restaurants receive gongs, including the supreme title for Martin Bosley’s at the Port Nicholson Yacht Club. Bosley’s restaurant also took out the Best Fine Dining Award.

    Other local winners were Pravda, who won the Best Casual Dining, Metropolitan award, and The Martinborough at Peppers Martinborough Hotel, which took Best Casual Dining, Regional.

    There’s plenty of room at cuisine’s top table – Stuff.co.nz