Looking UP 2007

Want to know what the New Year holds? Well, come along to What’s UP – 2007 on Thursday the 24th to hear pre­dic­tions for 2007 from a group of infal­lible experts: or “blog­gers”, as we like to call ourselves.

A group of more-or-less well-known loc­al blog­gers (includ­ing the (in)famous DPF, Tom “Wel­lUrb­an” Beard, techno-proph­et Ham­ish McE­wan and Mr Geekzone him­self, Maur­i­cio Freitas), will make rash fore­casts about the Inter­net, gad­gets & games, busi­ness and tele­com­mu­nic­a­tions, tech­no­logy and (my par­tic­u­lar field) Wel­ling­ton & NZ.

Bloggies 2007

As both Mike and Wanda have poin­ted out, nom­in­a­tions for the 2007 Blog­gies are now open, but close this Thursday (NZ Time). Feel free to nom­in­ate the Wel­ling­tonista in the ‘Australia/NZ’ and ‘Group’ cat­egor­ies, and like­wise any of the oth­er worthy Wel­ling­ton blogs you see lis­ted on this site, par­tic­u­larly those found via our About Page.

Welcome back home Wellington

Flickr: A Trek Through Wellington

To all those that left for the Yuletide, wel­come back. We at Wel­ling­tonista Towers trust you all had a spark­ling time away cel­eb­rat­ing Christ­mas and New Year, are refreshed and ready to take on anoth­er fun packed Wel­ling­ton year.

Oh, and before I con­tin­ue, just a word about the weath­er – don’t worry about it. If it’s “too” windy it means the beaches will be free of riff-raff, if it’s rain­ing the cafes will be buzz­ing and if it’s “gen­er­ally fine with the odd cloud and a chance of showers” it means the TV weath­er people have just told you that there’s gonna be “weath­er!” (it happened last night on TV One).

Any­who, on to 2007 and your Wel­ling­tonista …

The Southward Car Museum

Look­ing for some­thing to do with all these loooong, sunny days we’re hav­ing? Let me recom­mend a trip to the South­ward Car Museum, just north of Par­a­pa­raumu.

Driv­ing into the car­park you feel like you’ve spent back in time – to the 1960s. The build­ing is fant­ast­ic, a large con­crete bunker. The grounds are care­fully man­i­cured, with beds of marigolds. Take your old Tup­per­ware pic­nic set and relive a sim­pler time.

Walk­ing in, there is a 1960s Fer­rari on a rotat­ing plinthe, and a gor­geous Mer­cedes sports car. You can­’t help but play “which car would you take home” – except by the time you leave it is “which dozen cars, planes, and bikes would you take home”.

Entry is $10 for adults, $3 for chil­dren (5–15), and pre-school­ers are free.

Wellington’s Christmas tree

northern rata: Wilton's bushWe all know and love Wel­ling­ton’s Pohu­tukawa trees. Espe­cially at this time of year when they come into their own, their fiery blos­som earn­ing them the title of “New Zeal­and’s Christ­mas Tree”.

What’s less well known is that they can­’t really be con­sidered the “Christ­mas Tree” of any area of New Zea­l­and out­side the top half of the North Island, their nat­ive range.

Instead, we should con­sider the Rata, North­ern and South­ern, for this role. Between them, they grow over all of the North Island and most low­land areas of the South Island.

Once whole forests of Rata blos­somed in Wel­ling­ton at Christ­mas. But no longer: the set­tlers’ fires, and lat­terly, the Pos­sum, have caused an almost total decline in their pop­u­la­tion. Still, here and there rem­nants are to be found with­in the bounds of Wel­ling­ton itself.

A par­tic­u­larly fine spe­ci­men is at this moment flower­ing in the Otari-Wilton’s Bush. Usu­ally it can­’t be dis­tin­guished from any oth­er tree at a dis­tance, but right now its splend­our dec­or­ates the bushy hill­side, con­trast­ing strongly with the quiet greens of the sur­round­ing trees.

Plant­ing any more Pohu­tukawa here is not a good idea, as the Wel­ling­ton Botan­ic­al Soci­ety will tell you. (One must pre­sume there were good reas­ons why the Coun­cil chose Pohu­tukawa over Rata for their Green­ing the Quays pro­ject.)

First Wii Fatality

Some nice vir­al inter­net action is going on over at Web­weaver, with the ‘First Wii Fatal­ity’ video she was involved with mak­ing, get­ting close to 70,000 views at time of writ­ing…


 
Here’s some back­ground…

Last week Ross spent a few hours mak­ing a couple of paper Wiimotes, with all the fea­tures prin­ted on the paper, which he cut and shaped to match the real thing. He packed the three-dimen­sion­al shapes with tis­sue paper to give them a bit of strength so they would­n’t col­lapse when held, and put a coin in the end of the one he was going to use, to weight it. He attached the oth­er one to the back of Bri­an’s shaven head, and dec­or­ated Bri­an’s skull with tomato sauce (which sadly did­n’t end up in shot because it was on the wrong side!).

…and read the rest of the story here.

Bar None

martini - stirred, not shakenWell, he’s done it. Wel­ling­tonista Tom has com­pleted his mis­sion to vis­it every bar in the cent­ral city, with all these fine estab­lish­ments host­ing our rov­ing mar­tini expert at one time or anoth­er…

Arbit­rageur, Ari­zona, Atlanta, B4, Back­bench­er, Ball­room, Base­ment, Beau­jolais, Big Kumara, Bisque On Bolton, The Black Harp, Blend, Blondin­i’s, Blue Note, Bodega, Bohdans, Boo­gie Won­der­land, Boul­cott St Bis­tro, Boulot, Break­ers, Brew­ery Bar, The Bris­tol, Brix, Bull & Bear, Cab­aret, Calzone, Cam­bridge Hotel, Cap­it­ol, Car­onia, Caucus, The Cav­ern Club, Chamele­on, Chica­go, Chow, Club K, Con­crete, Con­fid­en­tial, Copita, Cour­tenay Arms, Coyote, Crazy Horse, Cue Room, Curve, Dock­side, The Dog & Bone, Dojo, Down­town Loc­al, The Dub­liner, Eclipse, Elec­tric Aven­ue, Endup, Ern­esto, Estab­lish­ment, The Feath­ers, Fer­ry­mans, Floriditas, Fly­ing Burrito Broth­ers, Gib­bon’s Bar, GoGo, Good Luck, Green Room, The Grill at Dux­ton, Happy, Har­em, Havana, Hawthorne Lounge, Hope Bros, Hotel Wil­lis Lodge, Hugos, Hum­ming­bird, Imbibe, Imerst, J’aime Bor­deaux, Jet, The Jimmy, JJ Murphy’s, Juni­per, Kazu Yakitori and Sake Bar, Kitty O’Shea’s, The Lab, The Lab Under­ground, The Last Sup­per Club, Lati­nos, Leuven, The Lido, Liquid­ate, The Loaded Hog, Logan Brown, Lone Star, Lone Star Lounge, Love­locks, The Malt­house, Mat­ter­horn, Maya, Med­ina, Mer­cure Ter­race, Mer­cure Wil­lis, Mer­cury Lounge, Mezza­luna, Mighty Mighty, Milk, Mini Bar, Min­istry Of Food, Mix­jah, Mojo Invin­cible, Molly Malones, Mon­soon Poon, Motel, Museum Hotel, MVP, Occi­dent­al, The Old Bank Bar & Café, One Red Dog (Blair St), One Red Dog (Kumutoto), Orch­id Lounge, Our Bar, Para­diso, Para­mount, Par­lour Bar, The Pit, Pod, Pon­der­osa, Port­land Hotel, Pravda, Rain, Red Square, Sand­wiches, San Fran­cisco Bath­house, Scopa, Seam, The Shack, Shed 5, Shoot­ers, Sojourn, South­ern Cross, Speight’s Ale House, Spice Island, Sports Cafe, Sta­di­um Bar, Stel­lar, St Johns, Sweet Mother­’s Kit­chen, Syn, The Tast­ing Room, The Thistle Inn, Toast, Trax, Tupelo, Urbane, UU, Valve, Vespa Lounge, Vin­tage, Vivo, The Welles­ley Cafe, Welsh Dragon Bar & Scor­pi­o’s, Whit­bys Piano Bar, Zib­ibbo, Zing

Tom needs a new chal­lenged for 2007, so head over to Wel­lUrb­an to make a sug­ges­tion.

But, the gutters are part of Aotearoa!

Ben Hana, aka Blanket Man, and the inaug­ur­al Wel­ling­tonista Wel­ling­to­ni­an of the Year, has been ordered to stay out of bus lanes, after com­plaints that he was sit­ting in the middle of Dix­on St, for­cing buses to steer around him.

Blanket Man remains adam­ant he will not obey the court order, claim­ing that the bus lanes and adjoin­ing gut­ters (where he also spends a fair amount of time) are part of Aotearoa, and that, to quote him: “I rep­res­ent the whanau of Aotearoa”.

This case fol­lows anoth­er brush with the law in Septem­ber, when Ben was cited for drink-driv­ing. His defense that time was equally invent­ive, this time claim­ing that the vehicle he was driv­ing was not a car but a “waka”, and thus he was not bound by nor­mal road rules. Not sur­pris­ingly he lost the case, but not the war, as his pun­ish­ment of com­munity ser­vice was unable to be enforced, as he had no suit­able foot­wear to com­plete the work in.

[hat-tip: some­where along the way…]

The light at the end of the tunnel

Although we would hate you to think that we had an unnat­ur­al love for tun­nels, we think it’s only fair to warn you that new lights have been installed at either end of the Hataitai/Mt Vic tun­nel that are so bright that you’ll think you are out­side in the sun­shine already, even at night. It does­n’t make people honk any less though.

The Observatory is under threat?

Flicker (by ruapehupalomino): Carter Observatory, WellingtonDid I miss it, the news, the fact? Did you miss it? Someone for­got to post it on the office notice board at Wel­ling­tonista Towers (off-line and very cork‑y) … or did I miss it by being else­where?

Any­who … it’s not gonna shut because “they” have decided it’s worth keep­ing open … but it’s not forever:

The gov­ern­ment will give it $2.2 mil­lion, but says that will be the last pay­ment it will receive.

The coun­cil will con­trib­ute $300,000 a year for 10 years, after which the obser­vat­ory is expec­ted to oper­ate on its own.

Source: Radio NZ: Carter Obser­vat­ory to stay open

And that’s fine. Now we know.

And what do we (the intel­li­gent people of Wel­ling­ton) need to do? What do we need to do to move bey­ond this 10 year bound­ary.

VISIT!

Ensure the kid­dlie-wink­lies of today and next Tues­day have the same oppor­tun­ity to step out of “Tues­day” and go, “Wholly fuck!” (or the kid­dlie-winkle equi­val­ent)

VISIT!