Quote of the night

James, whilst walk­ing through Cuba Mall with us all: “Hey, that bol­lard (covered in posters) looks just like our site!”.

Also, James gets super large bonus points for com­ing swim­ming tonight.

(And also: I heart Wel­ling­ton.)

Where we’ll be

If you’re try­ing to stalk the Wel­ling­tonista, and/or find some­thing to do this week­end, here are our hot tips:

  • The City Art Gal­lery tonight because Luke Buda is ador­able and Aspen has a good track record
  • The Aro Val­ley Fair. Per­haps you can find out for me why it seems that every­one in Aro owns a dog and/or a baby.
  • Try­ing to find the Wel­ling­tonista on our big night out on Sat­urday – it would be cheat­ing to tell you where we’ll be, but there may be clues in these posts here.
  • If the poster­’s this good the Voom and The Sneaks gig should be good as well. Voom used to be the lazi­est band in NZ – their songs are so effort­lessly pop per­fec­tion – but it seems they’ve finally got their act togeth­er after many line-up scan­dals.
  • The Fest­iv­al Italia on Sunday. Per­haps you could adopt a bad accent and try the “Do you have any Itali­an in you? Do you want some?” line you neg­lected to use on St. Patrick­’s Day.

What’s in a name #2

And the Wel­ling­tonista them­selves are in need of a name for their 10-pin bowl­ing team.

Sug­ges­tions so far…

  • Strike Force
  • Wel­ling­ton-PIN-stars
  • Gut­ter Rollers
  • Ultra-Cock­tail-Hour-Super-Bowl­ing-Squad

That Pin-Stars is going to take some beat­ing, but, for the sake of hav­ing a name in the hat, howza­bout The Strike­mas­ters (in trib­ute to the 80s Wel­ling­ton heavy met­al band of the same name).

Fur­ther monik­ers wel­come.

What’s in a name #1

So, per­haps the most drawn out sports decision ever to be made by an Aus­tralasi­an sport­ing body has finally been con­firmed, and a Wel­ling­ton bid has won the right field a team in Aus­trali­a’s A‑League soc­cer com­pet­i­tion.

Now all they need is a name (oh, and some play­ers, and a home ground, but let’s not men­tion that).

So, what do we think. What’s a good name for our loc­al pro­fes­sion­al foot­ball team. The guys over at the A‑League dis­cus­sion for­ums have come up with some sug­ges­tions…

  • Wel­ling­ton Wiz­ards
  • Wel­ling­ton Won­ders
  • Wel­ling­ton Wan­der­ers

…but, you know, that whole sports team allit­er­a­tion thing is a bit passé. There’s some sup­port for just con­tinu­ing the Knights (noooo!), and, like­wise, for a good old fash­ioned append­age like United, FC, or City. Today’s Dom­Post had these sug­ges­tions…

  • Wel­ling­ton Thun­der
  • Wel­ling­ton Fever
  • Wel­ling­ton Hor­nets
  • Wel­ling­ton Blast

…of which Hor­nets does­n’t ring too bad, although, do we have hor­nets in Wel­ling­ton? Surely the Wel­ling­ton Killer Bees would be more appro­pri­ate? And des­pite the enthu­si­asm of the sup­port­ers on the back page of the Dom­Post today, I don’t think ‘Fever’ is the best idea in the world – the rich poten­tial for head­line puns when things go hor­ribly wrong is just too much to con­sider.

Any oth­er thoughts?

A Friday night and a Saturday morning

Down at the City Gal­lery on Fri­day night they are run­ning anoth­er one of their Late Night Ses­sions, where you get to cruise around the big exhib­i­tion (this time it’s the bien­ni­al Pro­spect show) in rel­at­ive peace and listen to lovely live music while you do so. And all for free.

City Gal­lery’s pop­u­lar late night Fri­day returns. Wander through Tele­com Pro­spect 2007: New Art New Zea­l­and to a back­drop of inde­pend­ent and elec­tron­ic sounds by loc­al per­formers. Fea­tur­ing Penelop­ing, Tc Wedde with Luke Buda, and Aspen.

The lovely Luke Buda is of course in The Phoenix Found­a­tion, as is (the equally lovely) Tc Wedde. Aspen is also lovely and also known as Sign­er, and is one half of Over the Atlantic and one half of Skal­lander. And the “medi­um-core girl-boy plink­pop!” Penelop­ing also have a very good repu­ta­tion as a live act. Hav­ing exper­i­enced Late Night Ses­sions many times before – from the point of view both of a per­former and a pat­ron – I can heart­ily recom­mend this event.

Putting out feelers: the Wellingtonista Cup

Not that we’re try­ing to get all Gawker on you or any­thing (or are we?) but the Wel­ling­tonista would like to set up a league. A bowl­ing league, if you will. Details will be con­firmed later, but there would prob­ably be a round-robin of sorts, and much booze would of course be involved ( because have you ever seen any of us out in pub­lic without a drink in our hands?), and as we’re not fam­ous for our love of the ‘burbs, chances are the ven­ue will be right in town at The Lanes.

This post is going out to see if any­one would be inter­ested in tak­ing us on. It would be great if teams had some sort of affil­i­ation, no mat­ter how loose it was (although ring-ins would be fine) and it would be best if teams had a place on the web in which they could let their fin­gers write cheques that their butts could­n’t cash in terms of trash-talk­ing about their oppon­ents. We’re envi­sion­ing com­pet­ing against teams from oth­er blogs (or blogs + notori­ous com­ment­at­ors), or web com­pan­ies, or media out­lets. Are you keen?

A drink for Autumn: the Negroni

At the wind whips at us with its chill flails, the blustery wet drizzle envel­ops our heads as we peraum­bu­late along the streets of down­town, as the night glows into the dawn with a dull damp viol­et cloud – we’re gonna need a drink to ward off the misery of the sea­son. So I present to you the mulled-wine of the cock­tail fam­ily: The Neg­roni.

It seems there are not a lot of people who will admit to a fond­ness for Cam­pari. Indeed it was not two nights ago that a drink­ing com­pan­ion of mine brayed some­thing inco­her­ent about “ear­wax” when the dreaded C‑word was men­tioned dur­ing a free-ran­ging ses­sion over at mine. How­ever, for all its per­ceived sins, without Cam­pari you would not have a Neg­roni.

It is the Cam­pari that is the medi­cin­al “bit­ter” and provides the char­ac­ter­ist­ic fla­vor of the Neg­roni. A little back­ground: accord­ing to my sources, Com­pari was con­cocted by Gas­pare Cam­pari in the 1850s. Gas­pare, at only age 14, was the mas­ter drink maker at the Bass Bar in Tur­in, which was the com­mer­cial cen­ter for aper­itifs at the time. Cam­pari is made with nat­ur­al ingredi­ents that include herbs, spices, bark and fruit peels. The exact for­mula is of course a highly guarded secret. And as far as the Neg­roni is con­cerned, as with all great cock­tails stor­ies dif­fer, but the most pop­u­lar account of its ori­gin is that Count Cam­illo Neg­roni, a Florentine aris­to­crat, decided one day to add some bite to his favor­ite drink, the Amer­icano. He had the bar­tender add gin. From that time on he ordered the same drink every day. Even­tu­ally the bar­tender named the drink after him.

The Neg­roni. Com­plex. Spicy. Bit­ter, although not overly so. The tini­est bit of sweet­ness to off­set that. It’s a drink to warm a cold breast. It’s a per­fect aper­itif, a drink to wake up your taste buds and shout “Ciao, ragazzo bello! Come stai?”. And the col­our! The rich brown and deep red tones seem to glow with soft light and autum­nal hues. Hold one near a light and your Neg­roni will erupt in orange novas. It’s the obvi­ous drink-of-Autumn for a Wel­ling­tonista.

“Bene, gra­zie!”

Cuba Street Carnival Feedback

Cuba St Carnival - Photo by Chillu, stolen from flickrDid you know that the Coun­cil sup­por­ted the car­ni­val?

Do you think they should sup­port the car­ni­val?

Got 2 minutes to answer those & a few oth­er ques­tions right here?

Sup­ple­ment­ary ques­tion:

Are you offen­ded by nud­ity at car­ni­vals? If no, were you not out­side Floriditas with half the Wel­ling­tonista?

Then go here… and if that’s your wife/girlfriend/mother/daughter wrapped around that pole.…

Well, way to go.

Plenty to wine about

There comes a time in every­one’s life when they feel the need to leave Wel­ling­ton, even if it’s just for one day. No really, it hap­pens! And a par­tic­u­larly good day to get out of town, if you don’t like the col­our green, or pota­toes, or Guiness or drunk­en fake-Irish louts, would be this Sat­urday. So where to go to get away? How about a wine fest­iv­al – after we all know, that wine drink­ers are a bet­ter class of people than beer drink­ers – some­where out of town but still nearby?

Well it just so hap­pens that March 17 is your lucky day, with not one but two fest­ivals tak­ing place nearby. There’s the Wair­ar­apa Wines Har­vest Fest­iv­al in Glad­stone (as well as the Inter­na­tion­al Bal­loon Fiesta and the day before Round the Vines, and also the Great Wel­ling­ton Wine and Food Fest­iv­al in Paekakariki. So how do you choose which one to go to when they both cost $25 for an entrance fee? Take our quiz to find out.

On the ball

Get your mask ready: it’s time to party quasi-anonym­ously with friends and strangers at a Vene­tian Mas­quer­ade Ball. Cham­pagne! Chan­deliers! Canapes! Cleav­age! (if the poster is any­thing to go by)

Ballo di Sciocco poster

Stately Drans­field House in upper Wil­lis Street will play the gra­cious host for “Ballo di Sciocco” on the 31st of March. The ven­ue and the imagery may me old-fash­ioned, but the ball itself must be Gen­er­a­tion Next, since it has a myspace page. Look­ing at the organ­isers’ page and list of friends, I get the feel­ing this will be no ordin­ary ball.

Tick­ets $120 from Mad­mat on 027 290 3591.