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The com­edy Fest­iv­al hits town on Sunday
Yes just as we get those first blasts of winter and that lack of sun depres­sion hits, people vis­it town with one pur­pose and one pur­pose alone: to make you Laugh.

The mighty Para­mount Theat­er kicks off the Wel­ling­ton Com­edy Fest­iv­al on Tues­day 8 May with the open­ing night extra­vag­anza – First Laughs

If you can­’t make a decision on who to see my pick is Late Laughs at the San Fran­cisco Bath­house every Fri­day and Sat­urday night. Noth­ing beats a mix of com­ics cut­ting loose late at night, alco­hol and their com­pet­it­ive instincts kick to make for for a rather excel­lent even­ing.

A sharp intake of breath

A new pho­to­graphy group, “gasp!”, has an exhib­i­tion entitled “a sharp intake of breath” at Finc Café from now until 10 June.

[Photo © Ger­aldine Downey, 2007]

The group (Ger­aldine Downey, Andrew Eccle­stone, Stella Ramage, Paul Hol­ley and Jor­dyn O’Keeffe) gave them­selves the wide brief for the exhib­i­tion of cre­at­ing images inspired by the word ‘enigma’. The brief exhib­i­tion cata­logue explains that they were “Aim­ing to make space for a slower, deep­er vis­ion amongst the tor­rent of visu­al inform­a­tion that swamps us every­day. We wanted to pro­duce images which asked more ques­tions than they answered, to arouse a flick­er of intrigue, a shiver of unease, or cre­ate a pause for thought.”

Getting serious at St. Andrews

An unpre­ced­en­ted week­end double-head­er of delect­able con­tem­por­ary music (a.k.a. “mod­ern clas­sic­al”) is about to go down at St. Andrews on the Ter­race, fea­tur­ing two of New Zeal­and’s premi­er mod­ern music ensembles.

 

The even­ing of Fri­day May 4 sees Auck­land’s 175 East in The Sleep of Reas­on…, a con­cert fea­tur­ing newly com­mis­sioned works by Phil Dad­son and Ross Har­ris, and the world premiere of Aaron Cas­sidy’s solo sop­rano sax lung-twister asphyx­ia.

Then on Sat­urday night Wel­ling­ton’s Stroma present Gnarly But­tons, described as a “cor­nu­copia of con­tem­por­ary cla­ri­net­tists”.

This is going to be superb. Pro­gramme details after the jump.

WBL Round 2: The results

  Won Dr. Pt. Rnd. Total
Xero 2 2 2 0 12
Clem­enger 2 2 0 0 10
Sil­ver­stripe 1 2 0 1 7
Bowl­tron 1 2 0 0 6
Bow­l­ing­tonista 0 2 0 0 2
Click­suite 0 2 0 0 2
Dr: Drink Bonus, Pt: Points Bonus, Rnd: Ran­dom Bonus.

Team res­ults and com­ment­ary after the jump.

Flight of the Conchords: Bowie Song

It’s Wed­nes­day! Time for some Conchords…

Does the space cold make your nipples go all pointy?
And do you use your pointy nipples as tele­scop­ic antenna trans­mit­ting data back to Earth?
I bet you do you, you freaky old bas­tard you,
Do you have one really funky sequinned space­suit, man?
Or do you have sev­er­al ch-ch-ch-ch-changes?

Wellingtonista on Public Address Radio

Well, it aired a couple of weeks ago, but the Wel­ling­tonista vibe is fairly time­less, so, if you missed it first time around, here’s Rus­sell Brown of Pub­lic Address fame being shown a night on the town by Wel­ling­ton’s largest blog­ging col­lect­ive…

If you want to stream the show via your default music play­er (so you can listen while brows­ing away from this page), click here.

Down­load the show for off­line listen­ing by click­ing here (right click, save as…, etc.)

Or just hit play (and remem­ber not to close the page)…

Whichever way you do it, it’s going to be a 7.84mb hit to your traffic.

Your fortnight in coffee

Fairtrade Fort­night star­ted yes­ter­day, so I’m sure you’re keen to do your bit to make the world a bet­ter place. The Wel­ling­tonista would, there­fore, like you to help us do a little research.

There are a lot of cof­fee com­pan­ies in Wel­ling­ton who now offer fairtrade beans. We want you to get drink­ing and tell us what the best ones are. You can use the fairtrade loc­at­or to start your search, but it may be a little out of date – there is no Malo Cafe any­more, for example – so it might be best if you ask your favour­ite cafes if they have fairtrade beans – and if they don’t, ask them why the hell they don’t. Go forth and caffinate!

Let Me Lose My Mind Gratefully

Hold onto your hat and get ready for one of the most over-the-top rock n’ roll bands of all time.

Hail­ing from Japan, the King Broth­ers (Myspace page here) make it their busi­ness to some­how mash-up the ele­ments of every vital era of rock n’ roll music and then utterly demol­ish it. They approx­im­ate the sound of the Germs back­ing Howl­in’ Wolf – with his hand caught in a garbage dis­pos­al unit.

What up, weekend? 27 April edition

So, what to do over the next couple of days? Do like we do, and do these things:

  • Get your fancy pants on, and head along to the Madame Fancy Pants new store open­ing tonight at 217 Cuba St.
  • I’m sure you know by now how we feel about any­thing even vaguely Tiki-related, so nat­ur­ally Voo­doo Mambo at Mighty Mighty ranks highly on our must-do list.
  • Or, if you’re after some­thing more tra­di­tion­al, why not check out the Maori Mar­ket 2007 at the TSB Bank Area? it prom­ises to fea­ture

    …paint­ings, weav­ing, sculp­ture, wood, sil­ver, bone, gold, and green­stone carving, clay, Ta Moko or tra­di­tion­al tat­too with items ran­ging in price from $500 to $80,000.

  • How about an immers­ive envir­on­ment of light and sound? That’d be Look­less­ness and it’s on at the Film Archive. Sat­urday night sees a “live per­form­ance by the artists entitled Light-mantled Sooty Albatross. People are invited to view live in action “the mutli-pro­ject­or ana­logue delights: spliced and bub­bling mar­mite col­lage, eye-bend­ing glass light, and bleached, hon­eyed sprock­et-holes.”
  • Or, if you prefer your birds to rise frm the flames, there is, of course the Phoenix Found­a­tion play­ing at San Frindigo on Sat­urday night.

When the lines go down

I’m sure you know that the Wel­ling­tonista is a big fan of the trol­ley buses, and thinks that every­one who bitches about the wires over­head being an eye­sore is an idi­ot. You prob­ably think that it’s because we’re dirty leftie greenies that we’re fond of the wires, but the truth is, we like them because it’s hil­ari­ous when they go down. Like this morn­ing, watch­ing a trol­ley-bus hav­ing to get shunted by anoth­er bus out of a major Hataitai inter­sec­tion. And get­ting to ride on the oth­er side of Cour­tenay Place around marooned buses. And see­ing Wil­lis St totally blocked up with the corpses of trol­ley buses left life­less. Actu­ally it was lovely to see how friendly all the traffic was, and how quickly police and oth­er people in shiny coats were there to dir­ect traffic and keep things run­ning. Some­times Wel­ling­ton is a sur­pris­ingly well-oiled machine. The offi­cial word after the jump: