Flight of the Conchords: Think about It

It’s Flight of the Conchords Wed­nes­day!

Here’s one for rat­pony. Think about it. Think, think about it…

We answer: Boy and dog

Remem­ber when we asked you about what was film­ing that would involve a boy and a dog?

Turns out it was a New World ad. Of course. It’s mak­ing a big deal about how New Worlds are the only loc­al super­mar­kets nation­wide. Per­son­ally, I think the only big deal about some­thing that a New World has done is give Maurice Ben­nett enough of an income to start Ben­nett’s Beer. But maybe that’s just me.

Yesterday’s Protest March & the Second Coming of Christ

Here we come... walking down the street

The Anti-Smack­ing Bill? The Child Dis­cip­line Bill? I’m not entirely sure what it’s offi­cially called, and in stand­ard tra­di­tion, I can­’t be bothered look­ing it up. But you know what I mean.

Rusticity

rusticity

Fol­low­ing the suc­cess of the recent Wel­ling­ton Flickr Group’s exhib­i­tion at the Para­mount, cames yet more pho­to­graph­ic good­ness from a Wel­ling­ton flickr-ite legend A Dif­fer­ent Per­spect­ive (aka Jim Hende­r­son).

He’s put­ting on an exhib­i­tion of his work down at Island Bay’s The Bach café, from the 1st to the 30th of April.

To get a feel for what you might be see­ing, check out his awe­some flickr pho­to­stream here.

Wellington Phoenix FC

Gah. If the stor­ies we’re hear­ing tonight are true, then we are … under­whelmed.

Ser­i­ously, Black Star Wel­ling­ton was the bomb.

And even Wel­ling­ton City or Wel­ling­ton FC were bet­ter options.

But … “Phoenix”?

Ah well.

Update. Well, it’s offi­cial, and, hav­ing slept on it, I sup­pose it’s some­thing we can live with. At least it’s not the Wel­ling­ton Bumble­bees.

The Dead C are coming to town

I would­n’t wanna put money on it or any­thing, but I’m pretty sure that the last time legendary NZ noise-rock­ers The Dead C (wiki­pe­dia) played in Wel­ling­ton was when they sup­por­ted Son­ic Youth on their Dirty tour in 1993. And to be frank, with an utterly tran­scend­ant per­form­ance in the face of much tribu­la­tion, mopped the floor with them.

Now they’re play­ing at the City Gal­lery on Sat­urday night. It’s free. What the hell else do you need to know?

City Gal­lery Wel­ling­ton is proud to present The Dead C. These noise/rock her­oes who have most recently played in the UK at Thur­ston Moore’s All Tomor­row’s Parties fest­iv­al will per­form in the Gal­lery. Sup­port from loc­al band Thought Creature. Gal­lery opens at 7. Music starts 8. Be sure to make it to this unique per­form­ance.

Here’s a (reas­on­ably fam­ous) video of The Dead C on now-defunct Fri­day-nite music show Ground Zero in 1999, play­ing Sky (off what some claim to be their greatest album, Harsh 70s Real­ity) and talk­ing about Sui­cide with the hosts:

Flight of the Conchords: Business Time

Wel­ling­ton’s fourth most pop­u­lar digi-folk para­dists are cur­rently shoot­ing their 12-part HBO com­edy series in New York, with fel­low Wel­ling­to­ni­ans Taika Wai­titi dir­ect­ing a couple of shows, and Duncan Sarkies provid­ing the script for one of the epis­odes.

All this, of course, is just an excuse to post some clas­sic Flight of the Conchords for your listen­ing enjoy­ment. Oooo­h­hh yeah­h­hh, it’s busi­ness time…

World’s largest phubble

As always, the pho­tob­log over on the right hand side­bar proves itself a rich source of short-term dis­trac­tion. This morn­ing it was dis­play­ing this photo, from where I went on a little voy­age of ‘phubble’ dis­cov­ery, which even­tu­ally led me to this bril­liant image of a phubble at the Basin Reserve…

phubble!

The worlds largest soap bubble blown by 10 year old Mary Smith of Wel­ling­ton who can just be seen at the bot­tom behind the bubble. It took her 7 hours and 38 minutes to get it to this size before a passing seagull flew through it and burst it. Mary was treated for Hyp­ox­ia and giv­en a lolly.

Bril­liant.

[Image by Mark Turn­bull]

Getting Moore for less

Fash­ionis­tas may be excited to know about the very tem­por­ary-look­ing Andrea Moore ‘work­room’ set up by the bus stop on Man­ners St, whose win­dows are prom­ising 50–70% off. But those who recently bought a (gor­geous) Andrea Moore dress at full cost might not want to read this at all…

Bypass surgery complete. Has the patient survived?

At last, the final stage of the bypass has been opened, and the dec­ades-long drama is draw­ing to an end. The Dom­Post reports…

At 6am yes­ter­day, south­bound traffic was dir­ec­ted from The Ter­race Tun­nel onto a one-way Vivi­an St via a new off-ramp.

At the same time, Buller and Ghuznee streets rever­ted to two-way streets.

Trans­it New Zea­l­and pro­ject man­ager Jon­nette Adams said some motor­ists had teeth­ing prob­lems with the new lay­out, but were mostly cour­teous to each oth­er. Some “tweak­ing” of inter­sec­tion lights helped alle­vi­ate con­ges­tion on oth­er routes link­ing with the bypass.

A team of engin­eers would be on hand today to make sure things ran smoothly, Ms Adams said.

Trans­it opened the north­bound sec­tion of the bypass in Decem­ber.

Mean­while, frus­trated Wel­ling­to­ni­ans are turn­ing to the Web to vent their anger at delays caused by the region’s trans­port infra­struc­ture.

Aha! Haven’t they just.

So, how was it for you?