Review: Serial Killers

The Gryphon’s pro­duc­tion of Ser­i­al Killers is a peri­od piece set in the days when instead of say­ing “YouTube” we said “net­work tele­vi­sion,” and instead of bemoan­ing “real­i­ty TV” and its effects on the unwashed-at-large, we bemoaned “soap operas” and their see above. One assumes it’s intend­ed as ever­green com­men­tary upon the ear­ly 2000s when […]

FixTV: people in Wellington doing cool things

The first episode of FixTV has gone live on their FB page. It’s filmed at Down­stage in front of an audi­ence. I don’t think they’ve quite got the mix right in terms of what they want for the web chat show ver­sus what I want from a show when I’m in a the­atre. There are […]

Wellington On Screen

NZ On Screen — the bril­liant web­site ded­i­cat­ed to putting New Zealand film, tele­vi­sion and music video online — is cel­e­brat­ing its sec­ond birth­day. So to help cel­e­brate, let us delve into the NZ On Screen archives and see what Welling­ton gems are to be seen. Mona­co Mon­za Macao Welling­ton (1990) A TV doco look­ing […]

From the Archive: Gavin Soper, Cabin Steward and Ratepayer

With my usu­al excel­lent sense of tim­ing I have decid­ed to make my con­tri­bu­tion to the Inten­sc­i­ty event some days after it has been dis­man­tled but I hope Welling­ton his­to­ry afi­ciona­dos will appre­ci­ate it any­way.

This short video fea­tures Bri­an Ser­gent play­ing his well-loved char­ac­ter Gavin Sop­er (Air New Zealand Cab­in Stew­ard) for TV3’s Night­line in (I think) 1992 or 3. Gavin is cel­e­brat­ing the impend­ing com­ple­tion of the refur­bished Te Aro Park, the cost of which was a source of some local con­tro­ver­sy at the time. The oth­er great con­tem­po­rary issue he alludes to is the num­ber of glue-sniff­ing street-kids pre­dom­i­nat­ing around the Te Aro area. Simul­ta­ne­ous with the beau­ti­fi­ca­tion of Te Aro Park was the WCC scheme to house these “poor glue-addled kid­dies” in a cou­ple of con­vert­ed ship­ping con­tain­ers on waste ground south of the Basin Reserve.

Writ­ten by Bri­an Ser­gent; direct­ed by Jonathan Brough; pro­duced by Jonathan Brough, Gor­don Har­court and myself.

FOTC Wednesday: Frodo is great.… who is that?

This ia friend­ly pub­lic ser­vice announce­ment that the object of much lust is the sub­ject of a doc­u­men­tary about his being such an object of lust that screens tomor­row night on Prime at 8.30pm. Accord­ing to the IMDB entry, Fro­do Is Great… Who Is That?!!,

The doc­u­men­tary looks at the rise to celebri­ty sta­tus of NZ actor and musi­cian Bret McKen­zie, who appeared for 3 sec­onds as an extra in “The Lord of the Rings: The Fel­low­ship of the Ring”, dur­ing the Coun­cil of Elrond scene. His brief appear­ance sparked a huge inter­net fan-base ded­i­cat­ed to his “brood­ing pout” and “elvish good looks”. McKen­zie has been dubbed “FIGWIT”, an acronym of “Fro­do is Great; Who is That!!?”

So that’s prob­a­bly quite a nice warmup to when Flight of the Con­chords final­ly start screen­ing here on the 17th.

Beautiful Mash

We all know that in Welling­ton, every­one and their dogs are already busy mak­ing films of some descrip­tion already, but for any aspir­ing film-mak­ers not cur­rent­ly up to their eye­balls in dig­i­tal video, here’s your chance. LOOP Record­ings want you to make a video for Adi Dick­’s song “Beau­ti­ful View”.

Adi Dick video promotion

They’re pro­vid­ing you with near­ly a Giga­byte of green-screen footage of the singer, then hand­ing it over to you to mash it up with your own footage or ani­ma­tion to cre­ate your inter­pre­ta­tion of the song. You have until the 20th of May.

We answer: Boy and dog

Remem­ber when we asked you about what was film­ing that would involve a boy and a dog?

Turns out it was a New World ad. Of course. It’s mak­ing a big deal about how New Worlds are the only local super­mar­kets nation­wide. Per­son­al­ly, I think the only big deal about some­thing that a New World has done is give Mau­rice Ben­nett enough of an income to start Ben­net­t’s Beer. But maybe that’s just me.

Royal Bank of Sheep

Imag­ine that you are a large Scot­tish Bank. You want to film a new advert. For no doubt good rea­sons you already have a short list of ingre­di­ents:

  • The agree­able voice of Ken Stott; and
  • A flock of sheep.

But no loca­tion. Yet. Hmm­mm. Sheep. Where should you send your advert-wal­lahs?

New Zealand of course! But you also need an urban set­ting, and lots of pro­duc­tion tal­ent. Oh, and if there’s the occa­sion­al Stage­coach liv­er­ied bus then all for the cheap­er (less sfx, you realise.)

at the stationAnd so your sheep and your advert-wal­lahs turn up in… Welling­ton!

They have a fine old time, too. In the air­port, at the train sta­tion, and on a (dig­i­tal­ly manip­u­lat­ed) motor­way offramp, the sus­pi­cious­ly tidy sheep act the part of inert bank cus­tomers fol­low­ing each oth­er around the place. But one brave ewe mod­els the desired behav­iour for all the oth­er sheep to, er, fol­low: to break­away and join the Roy­al Bank of Sheep!

Here at the Welling­ton­ista we won’t point out the irony inher­ent in using sheep to pro­mote slight­ly more indi­vid­u­al­is­tic behav­iour. Nope. Instead, we’d sug­gest a nice game of spot the fleet­ing Welling­ton loca­tions, while hav­ing your day’s con­cerns soothed away in the Scotch Whisky balm that is Ken Stot­t’s voice.

Hat tip, and where to go to see this spot: the Best Ads On TV Blog.

Wellington Idol

The nation­wide hys­te­ria that is NZ Idol has got under­way, with the Group 3 heat this Sun­day. So how like­ly is it that Welling­ton will have a con­tender in the Top Ten? In the ear­li­er Groups 1 & 2, Welling­ton con­tes­tants Kevin Malaga­maal­i’i and Daniel Bell did­n’t suc­ceed in get­ting the nec­es­sary votes to move […]

The death of the British Weather Symbol

The BBC has, of this week, start­ed using the Weath­er­scape XT graph­ics pack­age cre­at­ed by Welling­­ton-based Met­Ser­vice (the only com­mer­cial­ly run state weath­er fore­cast­ing ser­vice in the world, would­n’t you know?). You’ll see the new graph­ics if you tune into the hourly weath­er updates on BBC inter­na­tion­al. They’ll look famil­iar to New Zealand view­ers who […]