Review: Serial Killers

The Gryphon’s pro­duc­tion of Seri­al Killers is a peri­od piece set in the days when instead of say­ing “You­Tube” we said “net­work tele­vi­sion,” and instead of bemoan­ing “real­ity TV” and its effects on the unwashed-at-large, we bemoaned “soap oper­as” and their see above. One assumes it’s inten­ded as ever­green com­ment­ary upon the early 2000s when […]

FixTV: people in Wellington doing cool things

The first epis­ode of Fix­TV has gone live on their FB page. It’s filmed at Down­stage in front of an audi­ence. I don’t think they’ve quite got the mix right in terms of what they want for the web chat show versus what I want from a show when I’m in a theatre. There are […]

Wellington On Screen

NZ On Screen – the bril­liant web­site ded­ic­ated to put­ting New Zea­l­and film, tele­vi­sion and music video online – is cel­eb­rat­ing its second birth­day. So to help cel­eb­rate, let us delve into the NZ On Screen archives and see what Wel­ling­ton gems are to be seen. Monaco Monza Macao Wel­ling­ton (1990) A TV doco look­ing […]

From the Archive: Gavin Soper, Cabin Steward and Ratepayer

With my usu­al excel­lent sense of tim­ing I have decided to make my con­tri­bu­tion to the Intenscity event some days after it has been dis­mantled but I hope Wel­ling­ton his­tory afi­cion­ados will appre­ci­ate it any­way.

This short video fea­tures Bri­an Ser­gent play­ing his well-loved char­ac­ter Gav­in Sop­er (Air New Zea­l­and Cab­in Stew­ard) for TV3’s Night­line in (I think) 1992 or 3. Gav­in is cel­eb­rat­ing the impend­ing com­ple­tion of the refur­bished Te Aro Park, the cost of which was a source of some loc­al con­tro­versy at the time. The oth­er great con­tem­por­ary issue he alludes to is the num­ber of glue-sniff­ing street-kids pre­dom­in­at­ing around the Te Aro area. Sim­ul­tan­eous with the beau­ti­fic­a­tion of Te Aro Park was the WCC scheme to house these “poor glue-addled kid­dies” in a couple of con­ver­ted ship­ping con­tain­ers on waste ground south of the Basin Reserve.

Writ­ten by Bri­an Ser­gent; dir­ec­ted by Jonath­an Brough; pro­duced by Jonath­an Brough, Gor­don Har­court and myself.

FOTC Wednesday: Frodo is great.… who is that?

This ia friendly pub­lic ser­vice announce­ment that the object of much lust is the sub­ject of a doc­u­ment­ary about his being such an object of lust that screens tomor­row night on Prime at 8.30pm. Accord­ing to the IMDB entry, Frodo Is Great… Who Is That?!!,

The doc­u­ment­ary looks at the rise to celebrity status of NZ act­or and musi­cian Bret McK­en­zie, who appeared for 3 seconds as an extra in “The Lord of the Rings: The Fel­low­ship of the Ring”, dur­ing the Coun­cil of Elrond scene. His brief appear­ance sparked a huge inter­net fan-base ded­ic­ated to his “brood­ing pout” and “elvish good looks”. McK­en­zie has been dubbed “FIGWIT”, an acronym of “Frodo is Great; Who is That!!?”

So that’s prob­ably quite a nice war­mup to when Flight of the Conchords finally start screen­ing here on the 17th.

Beautiful Mash

We all know that in Wel­ling­ton, every­one and their dogs are already busy mak­ing films of some descrip­tion already, but for any aspir­ing film-makers not cur­rently up to their eye­balls in digit­al video, here’s your chance. LOOP Record­ings want you to make a video for Adi Dick­’s song “Beau­ti­ful View”.

Adi Dick video promotion

They’re provid­ing you with nearly a Giga­byte of green-screen foot­age of the sing­er, then hand­ing it over to you to mash it up with your own foot­age or anim­a­tion to cre­ate your inter­pret­a­tion of the song. You have until the 20th of May.

We answer: Boy and dog

Remem­ber when we asked you about what was film­ing that would involve a boy and a dog?

Turns out it was a New World ad. Of course. It’s mak­ing a big deal about how New Worlds are the only loc­al super­mar­kets nation­wide. Per­son­ally, I think the only big deal about some­thing that a New World has done is give Maurice Ben­nett enough of an income to start Ben­nett’s Beer. But maybe that’s just me.

Royal Bank of Sheep

Ima­gine that you are a large Scot­tish Bank. You want to film a new advert. For no doubt good reas­ons you already have a short list of ingredi­ents:

  • The agree­able voice of Ken Stott; and
  • A flock of sheep.

But no loc­a­tion. Yet. Hmmmm. Sheep. Where should you send your advert-wal­lahs?

New Zea­l­and of course! But you also need an urb­an set­ting, and lots of pro­duc­tion tal­ent. Oh, and if there’s the occa­sion­al Stage­coach liv­er­ied bus then all for the cheap­er (less sfx, you real­ise.)

at the stationAnd so your sheep and your advert-wal­lahs turn up in… Wel­ling­ton!

They have a fine old time, too. In the air­port, at the train sta­tion, and on a (digit­ally manip­u­lated) motor­way offramp, the sus­pi­ciously tidy sheep act the part of inert bank cus­tom­ers fol­low­ing each oth­er around the place. But one brave ewe mod­els the desired beha­viour for all the oth­er sheep to, er, fol­low: to break­away and join the Roy­al Bank of Sheep!

Here at the Wel­ling­tonista we won’t point out the irony inher­ent in using sheep to pro­mote slightly more indi­vidu­al­ist­ic beha­viour. Nope. Instead, we’d sug­gest a nice game of spot the fleet­ing Wel­ling­ton loc­a­tions, while hav­ing your day’s con­cerns soothed away in the Scotch Whisky balm that is Ken Stot­t’s voice.

Hat tip, and where to go to see this spot: the Best Ads On TV Blog.

Wellington Idol

The nation­wide hys­teria that is NZ Idol has got under­way, with the Group 3 heat this Sunday. So how likely is it that Wel­ling­ton will have a con­tender in the Top Ten? In the earli­er Groups 1 & 2, Wel­ling­ton con­test­ants Kev­in Malagamaali’i and Daniel Bell did­n’t suc­ceed in get­ting the neces­sary votes to move […]

The death of the British Weather Symbol

The BBC has, of this week, star­ted using the Weath­er­scape XT graph­ics pack­age cre­ated by Wel­ling­ton-based Met­Ser­vice (the only com­mer­cially run state weath­er fore­cast­ing ser­vice in the world, would­n’t you know?). You’ll see the new graph­ics if you tune into the hourly weath­er updates on BBC inter­na­tion­al. They’ll look famil­i­ar to New Zea­l­and view­ers who […]