(not-so) secret Wellingtonista handshake

Okay, here it is.

the handshake. hairy hands not a prerequisite

So, you start with your hand in the ‘W for Wel­ling­ton’ shape. Con­nect with your part­ner fol­low­ing the Welly foot­path rule of stay­ing left (ie. your left­most fin­ger should be on the out­side of their right­most fin­ger). The join should be made up to the middle knuckle. Then (the coup-de-grace!) curl the ends of your fin­gers over. You’re now mak­ing a sym­bol­ic rep­res­ent­a­tion of the hilly Wel­ling­ton land­scape. Slide the fin­gers apart (sym­bol­ic rep­res­ent­a­tion of a cata­stroph­ic earth­quake, if you’re so inclined), and you’re done.

So cool.

OfficeMax Office Products Expo

The amazing electric stapler!Some­how this appeals to me. Maybe it’s a recol­lec­tion of the Dilbert car­toon where you are exhor­ted to improve your life with stolen office sta­tion­ary.

Maybe it’s because I once took out the power in a whole build­ing in the CBD when a col­league’s elec­tric stapler shor­ted on my doc­u­ments.

Who knows…? But the call of the Office Products Expo is like a siren singing to me.

I am so there already.

Actu­ally, now I think about it, it is the free stuff. I for one will be sport­ing a size­able back­pack, we haven’t bought any office products for the Wel­ling­tonista Towers in the last 3 years…

OFFICEMAX SHARPEN UP

For the third year run­ning in Wel­ling­ton, Officemax hosts the office products expo of the year! Come on down to the Michael Fowl­er Centre and take a look at new releases in office products, fur­niture, tech­no­logy, hygiene products and con­sum­ables.

Talk to the experts, catch the demon­stra­tions and try products for your­self. There are fant­ast­ic free samples to col­lect and great prizes to be won.

WHERE: Ren­ouf Foy­er, Michael Fowl­er Centre,
WHEN: Wed­nes­day 12 July
TIME: 10am – 3pm

Cracker

The Pelor­us Trust Fireshow kicks of at Petone Wharf at 7.30pm, Sat­urday July 1st.

I sug­gest loc­at­ing your­self close to the west­ern end of the Esplanade for the best view.

It is a great event to take chil­dren to, since it is so early, and all over and fin­ished by 7.45pm.

Warm­ing bever­ages recom­men­ded. In fact I can spe­cific­ally recom­mend a ther­mos of mulled wine. Mmm, toasty.

Stitch and Bitch

Not far north of Wel­ling­ton is the fab­ulous Hutt Val­ley. The jew­el in the crown of Hutt City is Petone, and this is the very spot where stitch­ers and bitch­ers will be hook­ing up (craft joke) fort­nightly. Any pro­ject is wel­come, from peggy squares to pipe­clean­er mod­els of the Eif­fel Tower.

The meet­ing room at Petone Lib­rary has been booked for this Monday June 26, from 7.30pm. Unfor­tu­nately the ven­ue is not avail­able every Monday, so we’re still look­ing for the per­fect spot.

If you’re keen please bowl on up. The entrance is from the Rich­mond St car­park. I’ll pop up some sig­nage on the night. There is hot water, but no cups or teabags, so byo please. We do need to pay for the room hire, a gold coin dona­tion is very wel­come.

You don’t need to live any­where near the ven­ue to join us. We like people from every­where. That includes you Wel­ling­ton.

Ques­tions? Con­tact me: wandaharland@gmail.com

An Email Conversation About Restaurants

although, I probably won't be having the crabFel­low Wel­ling­tonis­tas, I am tak­ing my in-laws out for din­ner tonight. Any recom­mend­a­tions on a nice res­taur­ant that isn’t The White House, Logan Brown, Il Casino, Boulot or Chow? Quiet ambi­ence a def­in­ite plus.

I’m a big fan of Maria Pia’s. Excel­lent food; the ser­vice is ok to good (provided by the fam­ily, so that you know what to expect)… but maybe not hugely quiet.

In the same geo­graph­ic and gast­ro­nom­ic area as Maria Pia’s is Fran­cois. Nice, small and French. Try the snails.

If you’re after some­thing at the level of The White House, Logan Brown or Il Casino, then try Cit­ron or Mar­tin Bos­ley at the Yacht Club. Def­in­itely some of the most amaz­ing food in the city, and quiet too. Also, while I haven’t been to Bisque at the Bolton Hotel, I’ve heard con­sist­ently great things about it.

It’s not quite so quiet, but Zib­ibbo is always good. Adam Newell’s one of only two Mich­elin-starred chefs in NZ, and more import­antly, they do pizza! If the in-laws are par­tial to a bit of cow flesh, then I’ve heard that Crazy Horse is the place to go.

And I can heart­ily second the recom­mend­a­tion of Maria Pia’s, but it might be rather short notice.

thanks all – the Yacht Club gets the nod. Although good to have those oth­ers in reserve for future occa­sions…

Don’t you just love the Hive Mind?

Happy bleepings

BleepThis Wed­nes­day night at Happy, a diverse bunch of musi­cians will get togeth­er for a live col­lab­or­at­ive per­form­ance called “Bleep”. They’ve all got one thing in com­mon: they make music with machines.

And by “machines”, they don’t just mean com­puters. Sure, there’s the usu­al brace of laptops and MPCs, but the pre­lim­in­ary work­shop also included an elec­tric viol­in, an op-shop omni­chord, elec­tron­ic drums, ana­logue tape-delays, an ancient Casi­o­tone and what looked like a genet­ic­ally engin­eerd hybrid between a chinese stringed instru­ment and a mech­an­ic­al type­writer. The res­ult­ing sounds ranged from del­ic­ate to frantic, but as this is an impro­vised col­lab­or­a­tion, no-one (least of all us) will know quite what to expect.

Eclectic Electric

Here are a few things to keep your mind off the weath­er this week­end.

The World Press Photo ’06 exhib­i­tion kicks off at Shed 11 today. It’s been inter­est­ing to see that the pub­li­city around town has taken a very polit­ic­al angle this year.

Just along the water­front at the Museum of Wel­ling­ton City and Sea (I wish they’d find a short­er name!), they’re already two weeks into the month-long Wel­ling­to­nia LIVE event. The word “eclect­ic” does­n’t even begin to describe the range of things going on there: there’s a per­form­ances from the Tinakori Hand­bell Asso­ci­ation, a Matariki cel­eb­ra­tion with Toni Huata, hurdy-gur­dies, shanty sing­ers, ghost tours, kete weav­ing and a debate on the con­tro­ver­sial Mar­ine Edu­ca­tion Centre. My main interest will be in the series of talks organ­ised by the Archi­tec­tur­al Centre entitled “Why I do archi­tec­ture”. These kick off at 1pm tomor­row with Anna Kemble-Walsh and Mar­tin Han­ley of Red Design and John Mills of John Mills Archi­tects.

Poster for debut gig by The Blush ResponseFrom eclect­ic to elec­tric: new synth-pop band The Blush Response have their debut gig at Sand­wiches tomor­row night. The band may be new, but the musi­cians will be very famil­i­ar to Wel­ling­to­ni­ans: Jerami­ah Ross (aka Mod­ule), Rhi­an Shee­han, Raashi Malik (of Rhom­bus, among oth­ers) and Paul McLaney of Gram­sci.

Finally, you could always try to fig­ure out the loc­a­tion of the cur­rent Mys­tery Bar. If you do, you’d bet­ter get look­ing tonight because it’s closed on Sat­urday nights (that’s a clue). It also has some­thing in com­mon with Sand­wiches.

Young and Hungry 2006

young and hungry. students, eh?The Young and Hungry 2006 sea­son is about to get under way, with three plays pro­duced and per­formed by ‘yoof’ start­ing their two week run down at Bats from this Fri­day night.

This year we’ve got How to Live in a World Full of Ter­ror­ists, Gen­er­at­or, and, win­ner of best title award, Butt Ugly, which also sounds like it has the most enter­tain­ing (if famil­i­ar) plot: “What hap­pens when all the odd-ball freaks band togeth­er and set out for revenge?”

The Y&H plays are always good fun, and have spawned many a renowned thespi­an over the years – be sure to pop along and spot new theatre tal­ent in the mak­ing. Book at Bats.

Harem Scarum

Because she is obsessed with Elvis, and also maybe due to some exper­i­ences on tour buses that she alludes to but nev­er puts her pho­tos on flickr from, our intrep­id pub­lish­er decided to treat us all from the Wel­ling­tonista towers to lunch at Har­em to cel­eb­rate the launch of the new URL.

Carnie Alert

WCTfundraiserflyer

Watch out Wel­ling­ton, the (Wel­ling­ton) Cir­cus (Trust) is in town.

The Wel­ling­ton Cir­cus Trust is hold­ing a fun­draiser to try and raise $1200, to match a grant from Cre­at­ive Com­munit­ies Wel­ling­ton.

On Fri­day 16th June the Para­mount will be rock­ing from 10pm – 2am with cir­cus acts, DJs, plus a screen­ing of “It’s All Gone Pete Tong”.

It will be a splen­did affair.

All for the bar­gain price of $15.00.
Book­ings in per­son at the Para­mount or call (04) 384 4080

More inform­a­tion here.