The odyssey of Mr Reasonable

Loc­al blog­ger Mr Reas­on­able plans to com­bine his whizzo geek toys and dan­ger­ously obsess­ive love of cof­fee into an caf­feine fuelled odys­sey of live blog­ging from cafés in the besuited end of town: I am going to vis­it a dif­fer­ent Wel­ling­ton Cafe every day next week, order a decent Lat­té, take a photo of said […]

On the Grid

It’s offi­cial: after a hard-fought cam­paign, Wel­ling­ton has beaten Baku to be included on the rounds of the “dec­ad­ent travel guide” Grid­skip­per. They’re look­ing for tips, recom­mend­a­tions and “kiwiphil­ic thoughts”, so feel free to send in your rants and raves about the coolest, dodgi­est and cra­zi­est things going on in town. Things like itin­er­ant fractal […]

Are you game?

Next month, there will be an unusu­al col­lab­or­a­tion between urb­an gour­mets and huntin’ shoot­in’ fish­in’ types. The Fish & Game NZ Wild Game Bird Food Fest­iv­al, which runs from the 8th to the 28th of May, encour­ages hunters to bring their prey into par­ti­cip­at­ing res­tu­ar­ants where their catch can be trans­formed into gour­met dishes. The […]

Bunny boiling

Shad­ows grow longer, leaves turn to rus­set and fall to the damp earth, and an autum­nal chill settles upon our fair city. So what bet­ter time to cel­eb­rate the new life and fruit­ful­ness of spring?

Yes, East­er is upon us, so we should pre­pare ourselves for ser­i­ous con­tem­pla­tion of the greatest mir­acle of all. Chocol­ate.

The good people at Truffle are always ready to help cel­eb­rate the abund­ance of nature, or at least the edible por­tion of it, and they have some spe­cial good­ies for the sea­son. Bags of Pied­montese chocol­ate eggs by Ven­chi are a snip at $14.95 for 135 grams, and they’re also stock­ing some spe­cial items from Wel­ling­ton’s favour­ite alchem­ists of con­fec­tion­ery, Schoc. Those with a farm­yard fet­ish can pre­tend that they’re in a Cad­bury’s ad and gorge them­selves on chocol­ate rab­bits and poultry, while aes­thetes might prefer the one-off hand-painted hol­low eggs. In the same vein as their Christ­mas bars (real gold, frankin­cense and myrrh), they offer East­er chocol­ate bars fla­voured like hot cross buns. What sor­cery is this?!?

Poster for Sheba's Dirty Thirties CabaretOf course, when one thinks of East­er, one thinks of cab­aret. No? Must just be me then. But it seems that oth­ers think the same way, since on Good Fri­day Sand­wiches will be home to “Sheba’s Dirty Thirties Cab­aret”. Any­one who’s seen one of Sheba’s cab­aret per­form­ances (such as at last year’s Mid­night Bur­lesque) will know that “dirty” won’t be an exag­ger­a­tion.

For those who prefer a more sed­ate cab­aret exper­i­ence, Eat­er­ia de Man­on (by all accounts the best French res­taur­ant south of Majoribanks St) is hav­ing a trib­ute to Edith Piaf on Sunday night. For $55 you get a three course meal and live music from loc­al Piafo­philes Sans Souci. I’m not sure what will be on the menu for the night, but they are known for such dishes as squash and pork trot­ter soup, bri­oche-crumbed lambs brains and squid stuffed with wild goat. While those of a sen­ti­ment­al per­sua­sion can ooh and ahh over cutely gam­bol­ing east­er lambs, isn’t it nice to think that some of us will be eat­ing their brains?

Wellington: the world’s 12th nicest city

#12 with a bullet

A new sur­vey pub­lished by Mer­cer Human Resource Con­sult­ing rates Wel­ling­ton as the 12th best city to live in, based on the qual­ity of liv­ing offered to res­id­ents. Auck­land comes in a very respect­able 5th, with the rest of the top 12 filled out by Zurich, Geneva, Van­couver, Vienna, Dus­sel­dorf, Frank­furt, Munich, Bern, Sydney and Copen­ha­gen.

Amer­ic­an cit­ies don’t get a show-in until Hon­olulu gets them off the mark at 27th (much to the delight of the Cana­dian press, who aren’t shy about point­ing out their south­ern neigh­bours lower pla­cings).

Can­’t say the pres­ence of Dus­sel­dorf and Bern in the top 10 fills us with a great deal of con­fid­ence in the accur­acy of the sur­vey, though.

Down the toilet

The little side street at the Tarana­ki Street end of Cour­tenay Place has been due for big changes for a while, and now it all looks like it’s finally hap­pen­ing. In June, work will start on clos­ing the street and turn­ing it into a pock­et park: more details will be released by the coun­cil in a couple of weeks. Also, the long-aban­doned toi­let block which has been the sub­ject of vari­ous sug­ges­tions over the years (includ­ing, hil­ari­ously, wet­ari­um and sexu­al health museum), will under­go a more pre­dict­able but non­ethe­less wel­come trans­form­a­tion. Ian “Ferg” Fer­guson will con­vert it into a wine bar by doub­ling the under­ground space, lin­ing the walls with wine racks and adding an out­door drink­ing area on the roof. This work will also start in June and is expec­ted to open by Christ­mas under the name “Wine Cel­lar” (WC for short, of course). If only the walls could speak!

But the first change that we’ll see here is the open­ing of the first down­town Wel­ling­ton branch of Bur­ger Fuel. That explains the loud drool­ing noises eman­at­ing from Wel­ling­tonista towers. There’s no offi­cial word on the open­ing date, but con­struc­tion work looks well advanced, so I’d guess that it’s just a few weeks away. Mmm, booze, bur­gers and a sunny park: that’s got to be bet­ter than a turn­ing lane and a hand­ful of car parks.

Slav to the Rhythm

ever notice how much buda looks like benny from ABBA?Luke Buda – Benny Andersson (ABBA) imper­son­at­or extraordin­aire, and one of the front­men of Wel­ling­ton band The Phoenix Found­a­tion – has just released his debut solo album ‘Spe­cial Sur­prise’ (fol­low­ing on from his 2004 release ‘The C‑Sides’ mini-album, which is still avail­able over at Slow Boat Records so we’re told).

And it sounds great. Fans of The Phoenix Found­a­tion will know roughly what to expect: lots of nice melod­ies and gui­tar action, but with a touch more humour and a lot more synth action than the two ‘Phoene­cian’ albums to date. But don’t believe us, believe the paid pro­fes­sion­al review­ers. Says Lind­say Dav­is of the Domin­ion…

Music­ally, the album is eclect­ic, mix­ing the gun­sling­ing rock on the ‘Stal­lion’ to the Lat­in feel of ‘Sauerkraut Bossa’, which com­bines a cheesy elec­tro-lounge rhythm with organ washes and yet some­how you are hooked. ‘Slav to the Rhythm’ updates mid-peri­od Bowie with a slick lyr­ic that morphs into a a driv­ing fuzzed con­clu­sion that would make the Tin Machine blush.

…and Lyn­don Walk­er of Rip it Up…

With lots of soft melod­ies, mel­low synths and a sound which is part Phoenix Found­a­tion and part his own, this album is a great listen from begin­ning to end…

Any Auck­landers who hap­pen to be read­ing this blog should be aware that Buda is play­ing up at the Kings Arms this Sat­urday (8th April) with SJD, and for us Wel­ling­to­ni­ans, more gigs are appar­ently in

2THICK2 Spell

Accord­ing to a Cre­at­ive New Zea­l­and sur­vey (3.5MB PDF) that was released last night, Wel­ling­to­ni­ans are over 50% more likely than the aver­age New Zeal­ander to reg­u­larly attend arts events. Census data shows that Wel­ling­ton City has the highest pro­por­tion of house­holds that live without a car. So obvi­ously, Wel­ling­ton is the nat­ur­al place to […]

Idea city

Who says that Wel­ling­ton is devoid of intel­lec­tu­al debate? Cer­tainly not the people behind the 7x7 Ideas For­ums, who organ­ise reg­u­lar present­a­tions where 7 people each get 7 minutes to pro­mote, demon­strate and dis­cuss their ideas. There’s no indic­a­tion on their web­site of who will be speak­ing dur­ing this series, but the pre­vi­ous series (some […]

CRANFIELDS ONLINE

ATTENTION ex-pat Wel­ling­to­ni­ans! Look­ing for the per­fect gift to send to your loved ones back home? Cran­fields – Mer­chants of impor­ted gifts, dec­or­at­ive objects and beau­ti­ful fur­niture, and one of the most inter­est­ing shops in the city (not to men­tion Auck­land & Mel­bourne too) is now online & tak­ing orders from any­where in the world. […]