Can’t stop the serenity, Welly installment

SerenityThe Welling­ton­ista, it may be revealed, har­bours at least two fans of Joss Whe­don, cre­ative moti­va­tion behind such tele­vi­su­al works of stag­ger­ing genius as Buffy the Vam­pire Slay­er and, er, Roseanne.

So we are pleased to relay Michael’s announce­ment of a Welling­ton char­i­ty show­ing of Whe­do­n’s film Seren­i­ty on Fri­day the 23rd at 7pm at Read­ing.

Many, this writer includ­ed, missed this fine film owing to its absurd­ly trun­cat­ed run in local the­atres last year. Now is your chance to see it in its nat­ur­al envi­ron­ment while at the same time sup­port­ing Whe­do­n’s favourite char­i­ty.

For more infor­ma­tion, includ­ing how to obtain tick­ets (which are not avail­able from the Read­ing box office) click here.

Welcome to me

It is time to reveal my last name, and join the Welling­ton­ista.

My usu­al cosy pad is over at Wan­da Har­land. Gen­er­al­ly I write com­plete crap, so it is sur­pris­ing to find myself on such a fab­u­lous web­site as this.

I promise to try and resist writ­ing about the price of beans at Pak n Save, while keep­ing it real peeps (did I men­tion I’m a gangs­ta rap­per?).

God. Enough. They’re going to sack me before I even get start­ed, and I val­ue my cor­ner suite at the Welling­ton­ista Tow­ers too much to stuff it up at this stage.

Wellington’s World Cup alter-ego

oh those wacky germans and their laughing balls!There’s been a bit of dis­cus­sion up here at Welling­ton­ista Tow­ers as to just who we should be sup­port­ing in the World Cup. We need a team with whom we Welling­to­ni­ans can iden­ti­fy with — soc­cer’s equiv­a­lent of the Hur­ri­canes: a team that blows hot and cold; a team full of star names, but who inevitably fall at the final hur­dle; a team that are a joy to watch, but typ­i­cal­ly lose to more dour, joy­less sides.

To that extent, we came up with a short-list of four: Hol­land, Spain, Por­tu­gal and Mex­i­co. All these teams have been frus­trat­ing their fans for years, mak­ing the lat­ter stages on rel­a­tive­ly reg­u­lar occa­sions, only to lose to more method­i­cal plod­ders like Ger­many or Italy, or falling to the pere­nial­ly bril­liant Brazil­ians.

At the moment, we’re veer­ing towards Spain, part­ly because they’re sure to be a good source of sport­ing ups and downs, but most­ly because they’re our Earth Sand­wich part­ner, and if that does­n’t count for some­thing, what does? Any votes from any­one else?

And, tell you what, there’s some ‘inter­est­ing’ hits for “World Cup” on Google image search. Keep your eyes on the ball, son!

Library Blog

photo of Wellington Central Library courtesy of TaniwhaWelling­ton Library has gone and got itself a blog!

And it’s a good’un too. From lat­est releas­es and staff picks, and the occa­sion­al look at what’s pop­u­lar amongst the patrons, such as the lat­est post: Evi­dence of Good Taste among Welling­to­ni­ans.

Welling­to­ni­ans, appar­ent­ly, are a fair­ly lit­er­ate and intel­li­gent buch of read­ers, with Alain De Bot­ton’s ‘Archi­tec­ture of Hap­pi­ness’, Irene Nemirovsky’s ‘Suite Fran­caise’ and ‘Hard way’ by Lee Child being the most sought-after items of the moment.

And remem­ber, if you haven’t already, sign up to the Library Elf ser­vice to get library reminders sent to you via a per­son­alised RSS feed.

[pho­to cour­tesy of Tani­wha]

Shed in Transition

Just qui­et­ly, there’s an intrigu­ing lit­tle exhi­bi­tion on at Shed 11 until Sun­day: “Tran­si­tions” is a col­lec­tion of images by pho­tog­ra­phy stu­dents at Massey Uni­ver­si­ty. All the pho­tographs are of the water­front, cov­er­ing diverse sub­jects such as the vis­it­ing “Big Lift” ship, the inner work­ings of the Brew­ery and the way that marine life man­ages to colonise even rub­bish and pol­lu­tants.

Shed 11 seen from One Red Dog

It’s all a lit­tle bit self-ref­er­en­tial, since many of the images inves­ti­gate the ever-chang­ing nature of the water­front, and the venue itself looks like­ly to see a sig­nif­i­cant change soon. There are plans afoot to make it the per­ma­nent home of the New Zealand Por­trait Gallery and the New Zealand Cen­tre for Pho­tog­ra­phy. The pho­tog­ra­phy theme con­tin­ues next week with the start of the World Press Pho­to 06 exhi­bi­tion.

Good hatitude

Do you have a han­ker­ing for a hom­burg? Are you bereft of bowlers? Is it time to farewell that fad­ing fedo­ra?

Wellington Hatters in Woodward StFear not: Hank Cubitt is bring­ing his unique sar­to­r­i­al style to Welling­ton’s bare­head­ed mass­es with the new Welling­ton Hat­ters shop in Wood­ward St. And Hank being Hank, he’s not con­tent to just bring you tra­di­tion­al head­wear, so his offer­ings extend to straw top hats, patch­work tweed cheese­cut­ters and feath­ered felt cre­ations that will cer­tain­ly help you stand out among the Lambton Quay crowds. It’s not just for the chaps, either, as he also stocks cha­peaux for the chapettes.

Now, does any­one have any hints on how to keep them on your head in a Welling­ton norther­ly? I once had a very fine Pana­ma that end­ed up some­where near the Chathams.

Bleep!

bleep!

Well, the fly­er tells the sto­ry, real­ly — if you want to par­tic­i­pate in some fun elec­tron­ic music-mak­ing, head along to the Welling­ton Arts Cen­tre this Sun­day (June 11).

Brought to you by our favourite Welling­ton­ian elec­tron­ic music-mak­ing blog­ger: Frey.

blognapped!

So, there I was, idly try­ing to export the old Welling­ton­ista blogspot entries across to our snap­py new dot com address, and fail­ing mis­er­ably.

I decid­ed to call it a night, and switch the pub­lish­ing tar­get back to the welling­ton­ista blogspot address, as my co-con­trib­u­tors were doubt­less champ­ing at the bit to post their lat­est, insight­ful thoughts on our fair city onto the site.

But, upon tog­gling from the FTP pub­lish­ing option back to the pub­lish-to-blogspot option, some­thing weird hap­pened: “Sor­ry, this blog address is not avail­able.”

Yes indeed, in the cou­ple of hours I’d had the blogspot address offline, some­one had come in and blog­napped it, replac­ing our lov­ing­ly craft­ed site with a spam­blog.

Arse­holes.

Any­way, this has but accel­er­at­ed our site shift­ing plans, so, farewell blogspot, and hel­lo wellingtonista.com.

Those of you with RSS links should­n’t have to change any­thing, but if you’ve got a link to us on your web­site, we’d appre­ci­ate it if you could update to the new dot com ver­sion of the address.

Grid time

I’ve been so busy the last week, for rea­sons that Hadyn can explain bet­ter than I, that I’ve got a bit behind on my Grid­skip­per read­ing. In fact, I total­ly missed the fact that not only did Welling­ton beat Baku in the “Pitch Your Burg” con­test, we now have our first offi­cial Grid­skip­per post! It has all the oblig­a­tory Welly­town ref­er­ences, includ­ing Fat Fred­dy’s Drop, the ‘Canes, Wai­t­an­gi Park, the fact that we’re all so over hob­bits, and of course, a mis-spelling of “Court­ney” Place. It also some­how man­ages to men­tion pret­ty much every Welling­ton blog in exis­tence. And only one ref­er­ence to P!

Wellingtonian Wally of the Year: nomination #1

Might we nom­i­nate the two adults who thought that tak­ing eight pre-school­ers for a walk through the Ter­race Tun­nel as ‘Welling­ton Wal­ly of the Year’? Yes, we might. [pho­to cour­tesy of tani­wha]