What not to wear to the sevens

It’s that time of year when peo­ple will call us buz­zkills for not enjoy­ing hav­ing our streets extra-clogged with vom­it and hav­ing all of our female friends feel extra unsafe on the streets because of all the doucheca­noes who think that because they’re wear­ing a cos­tume they can harass with impuni­ty. But we’re not buz­zkills, […]

I’d rather be under the sea

It’s been too long since you last lost your­self on the dance floor, right? And you haven’t dressed up in ages. You can’t even remem­ber the last time that you drank a bright blue cock­tail. Oh yes, we’re feel­ing your pain. And even more than just feel­ing it — we want to fix it. And […]