Pig & Pinot — we’re as happy as pigs in mud

As you’re no doubt aware from watch­ing Short­land Street, it’s duck-hunt­ing sea­son. Usu­al­ly this means that Cloudy Bay would be doing duck & pinot noir pair­ings around the coun­try, but this year they’ve decid­ed to do some­thing a lit­tle dif­fer­ent and pos­si­bly a lit­tle more acces­si­ble — pinot noir & pro­sciut­to — “bring­ing you the […]

Are men ‘man enough’ to knit?

There is a bit of a knit­ting renais­sance tak­ing over the world. It’s cool, it’s hip and as proof, the ulti­mate gen­tle­man of hip­ster cool, Ryan Gosling, likes to unwind after a long day with some yarn & pair of nee­dles — he’s described a day-long knit­ting ses­sion as “one of the most relax­ing days […]

How am I funny?

I'm here to fucking amuse you?

What do ya mean, fun­ny? Let me under­stand this cause, I don’t know maybe it’s me, I’m a lit­tle fucked up maybe, but I’m fun­ny how? I mean, fun­ny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh… I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? What do you mean fun­ny, fun­ny how? How am I fun­ny?

Errr, that’s not real­ly rel­e­vant, but it is a good scene.

Any­way, if you think you are fun­ny, reg­is­ter your­self for the Welling­ton Com­e­dy Club’s Rook­ie com­pe­ti­tion, tak­ing place at the San Fran­cis­co Bath­house on Octo­ber 21st (as per the Com­e­dy Club’s web­site), or maybe the the 19th of Octo­ber (as per New­town Ghet­to Anger’s web­site). Head over to the Welling­ton Com­e­dy Club web­site for more details.

There’s also a relat­ed work­shop for bud­ding come­di­ans to hone their skills — a one hour ses­sion with some local pros on the 12th of Octo­ber, again at the SF Bath­house. More details on that at New­town Ghet­to Anger.

Bender

circuit bendingThe next install­ment in the “bleep” series takes a kind of DIY mad-sci­en­tist approach to mak­ing music. Bleep #2 is all about “cir­cuit bend­ing”: the art of tor­tur­ing, trans­plant­i­ng, and graft­ing elec­tron­ic sound-mak­ing devices so that they make more inter­est­ing sounds. Start with some mass-pro­duced tech­no-toy from the Ware­house, the sort of thing that make irri­tat­ing elec­tron­ic nois­es, and attack it with screw­drivers and sol­der­ing irons to coax more inter­est­ing (and yes, prob­a­bly more irri­tat­ing) nois­es from its innards. The street finds its own uses for tech­nol­o­gy, indeed!

It is a two-part event, con­sist­ing of an inter­ac­tive wor­shop this Sun­day after­noon, fol­lowed by a gig at Hap­py next Wednes­day. Full details are on the bleep web­site.

Bleep!

bleep!

Well, the fly­er tells the sto­ry, real­ly — if you want to par­tic­i­pate in some fun elec­tron­ic music-mak­ing, head along to the Welling­ton Arts Cen­tre this Sun­day (June 11).

Brought to you by our favourite Welling­ton­ian elec­tron­ic music-mak­ing blog­ger: Frey.