Review: Yesterday, in space

The good space­ship Yes­ter­day is the first rock­et ship to launch from Aotearoa New Zealand and we get to come along for the ride! Her new crew are deter­mined to show us a good time. What a pity they’re stuck in the mid­dle of pro­fes­sion­al rival­ries, con­fus­ing per­son­al rela­tion­ships, and an aster­oid belt… All those […]

Review: Coffee Bean-Queen Machine

Paja Neuhofer­o­va wears a blue flo­ral pat­tern full skirt, a short navy jack­et with the blue flo­ral fab­ric on the front, a head­band with small flow­ers. As we arrive she is sit­ting on the counter. The accor­dion she plays is a deep glossy red. It sounds jaun­ty. Eigh­teen of us are tight­ly packed in to […]

Review: Blonde Mountain Wolf Man

Craig Geen­ty comes from a large and extend­ed fam­i­ly. They’re gre­gar­i­ous. They like a bit of a drink. They’ve been whis­per­ing about a fam­i­ly secret for years. Great-grand­­fa­ther Joseph is still offi­cial­ly miss­ing after dis­ap­pear­ing on his way back home after mak­ing a deliv­ery in town in 1921. Did he crash? Did he run away? […]

Review: Space Patrol 5 (NZ Improv Festival)

I leaned over to my the­a­tre-going com­pan­ion just before the start of this show and point­ed at one of the audi­ence-made space­ships lying on the floor of BATS’ Ran­dom Stage. “That space­ship looks a lot like a dil­do,” I remarked, pre­scient­ly as always, and he agreed. The audi­ence, in an ode to pre­dictabil­i­ty, chose it. […]

Budburst is here to celebrate natural wines — win a double pass

I like any event cen­tered around wine, so I’m real­ly excit­ed about Bud­burst, com­ing up on Novem­ber 11 — the country’s only nat­ur­al wine fes­ti­val. Nat­ur­al wines, you say? What exact­ly does that mean? Well let’s cut’n paste from the press release His­tor­i­cal­ly, the term nat­ur­al wine is with­out a sin­gle def­i­n­i­tion. For the Bud­burst […]

Naked girls. Reading. In Wellington.

In advance of Naked Girls Read­ing; the moth­er­hood edi­tion this Sat­ur­day at the Fringe Bar, I put a few ques­tions to its pro­duc­er, Hugo Grrrl. Okay, first off. Naked girls read­ing — what in the heck is this? And who are you? Naked Girls Read­ing is exact­ly what it sounds like — it’s com­plete­ly naked […]

Preview: Kia Mau Festival

The fourth Kia Mau Fes­ti­val is on from 1–16 June 2018. A con­tem­po­rary Indige­nous the­atre and dance expe­ri­ence, the fes­ti­val cel­e­brates Māori, Pasi­fi­ka, First Nations artists and their com­pa­nies. Kia Mau Fes­ti­val is an inno­v­a­tive expe­ri­ence for whā­nau and com­mu­ni­ties through­out the Welling­ton region to engage with Tan­ga­ta When­ua and First Nations artists from across […]

What’s on this week Fringe?

It’s the last week of the Fringe Fes­ti­val *wails* Here is some pub­lic­i­ty for shows. How To ____ Us on at Gryphon The­atre to 21 March 2018 Teach. Hear. Pro­tect. Lead. Build. See. Break. Under­stand. Inspire. Crush. Reach. Raise. Frus­trate. Tell. Accept. Scare. Trust. Hurt. Annoy. Res­cue. Chal­lenge. Embar­rass. Approach. Sup­port. Pun­ish. Free. Change. Influ­ence. […]

Review: Dressing up with Margot

World famous fash­ion styl­ist Mar­got Von Dont has returned to New Zealand with life and style advice for us. We’re upstairs above Leroy’s Bar with a small stage that resem­bles a talk show set. There are clothes hung on racks and spilling out of suit­cas­es. The show starts with an announce­ment that’s not usu­al­ly heard […]

Review: The Travelling Sisters and The Nose

Lucy Fox, Lau­ra Tren­erry and Ell Sachs are The Trav­el­ling Sis­ters. 2017 win­ners of Best Com­e­dy and New Zealand Tour Ready Award at Mel­bourne Fringe they’re at BATS The­atre to make us snort laugh. (They don’t exact­ly put it like that but it’s def­i­nite­ly what I heard (and maybe did) at their open­ing night show.) […]