Daddy Doo

vacuum cleaner mishap

Male Par­ent­ing – it’s not all soft toys, breast feed­ing and Mex­i­can wrestling.

More great enter­tain­ment from the New Zealand Film Archive medi­a­gallery, with Welling­ton artist Bryce Gal­loway’s new show — “Dad­dy Doo” — a video instal­la­tion inspired by the world of male par­ent­ing, start­ing today (July 20th), and run­ning through to the 4th of August.

You may already be aware of Bryce’s through his ‘zine Incred­i­bly Hot Sex with Hideous Peo­ple which has chron­i­cled his life as a par­ent over the past four years. If so, you’d know you’ll be in for hilar­i­ous, sur­re­al enter­tai­ment. As the pub­lic­i­ty blurb says…

More info over at the NZFA site.

Cinephilia: Opening This Week

Year of the Dog posterWhile the Film Fes­ti­val dom­i­nates the screens at the Embassy, Para­mount, Te Papa, the Film Archive (and par­tial­ly takes over the Pent­house) there are still main­stream releas­es being flung to the four winds.

As a writer, Mike White has been respon­si­ble for some of the weird­est (Chuck & Buck), the straight­est (The Good Girl) and the fun­ni­est (The School of Rock) films of recent times. Year of the Dog is his first film as a direc­tor and is about a decent, sin­gle, sec­re­tary (played by peren­ni­al sup­port­ing actress Mol­ly Shan­non) and her quest to replace her deceased pet. It’s a roman­tic com­e­dy and the sup­port­ing cast is pret­ty flash: includ­ing John C. Reil­ly and Peter Sars­gaard. Pent­house exclu­sive.

The uplift­ing sto­ry of William Wilber­force (Ioan Gruffudd) and his quest to out­law slav­ery (inspir­ing — or inspired by — the hymn) is told in Amaz­ing Grace. Also star­ring the won­der­ful Romo­la Garai who will be here in less than a month to star with Ian McK­ellen in “King Lear” and “The Seag­ul­l”. Pent­house, Read­ings, Light­house Petone and Rial­to.

Knocked Up is the sto­ry of an unlike­ly cou­ple who, after a one-night-stand, are forced to deal with the preg­nan­cy that binds them togeth­er. It’s by the team that made The 40-year-old Vir­gin and stars Seth Rogen (pro­mot­ed from sup­port­ing actor in the pre­vi­ous film) and Kather­ine Hei­gl. A hoot by all accounts. Read­ings, Regent-on-Man­ners, Light­house Petone, Sky City Queens­gate.

Final­ly, prob­a­bly co-incid­ing with the Dowse’s “Making of” exhi­bi­tion, King Kong gets anoth­er trot out at Queens­gate at 2.30pm on Sun­day.

Cinephilia: 36th Wellington Film Festival Preview

Wellington Film FestivalIt’s Film Fes­ti­val time of year, that two and a half week peri­od when watch­ing three films a day becomes more than shame­ful self-indul­gence, its almost oblig­a­tory.

Like life itself, prepar­ing for the Film Fes­ti­val is all about choic­es. You start with a vir­gin pro­gramme and then, over a peri­od of weeks, notes are scrawled, dates are checked, friends are con­sult­ed and pre­views like this are read and then dis­card­ed. You check the timetable won­der­ing whether you can leave work to, er, post a let­ter for a cou­ple of hours on Fri­day morn­ing; you find your­self at lunchtime check­ing how long it real­ly does take to walk briskly between Te Papa and The Embassy, and you try and for­get those moments dur­ing past Fes­ti­vals when you come out of a dis­ap­point­ing but wor­thy Finnish dra­ma at the Para­mount and pass hordes of hap­py peo­ple who saw the extra­or­di­nary Japan­ese ani­ma­tion at The Embassy instead.

The whit­tling is relent­less as the forces of time and space require choic­es to be made. To add an oth­er lay­er of com­pli­ca­tion to your per­son­al process here’s my list of the less obvi­ous options, some of which I’ve been lucky enough to pre­view, but most­ly I’m hang­ing out to see them like every­one else.

The rest of the pre­view, after the jump.

Cinephilia: Opening This Week

Bra Boys posterA very qui­et week for open­ings, the calm before the Film Fes­ti­val storm you might say. Slip­ping out a day ear­ly under cov­er of dark­ness is Har­ry Pot­ter and the Order of the Phoenix (or Har­ry Pot­ter 5 as it said on my tick­et this after­noon). Sneak pre­view of my Cap­i­tal Times review next week: “meh”. (Empire, Read­ings, Regent, Sky City Queens­gate).

The only oth­er pic­ture open­ing this week is the unfor­tu­nate­ly titled Bra Boys, which is a doc­u­men­tary about the famous Syd­ney surf gang from the sub­urb of Maroubra. The film is direct­ed by one of the Bra Boys him­self, Sun­ny Aber­ton, and Exec Pro­duced by Rus­sell Crowe who is under­stand­ably more inter­est­ed in his South Syd­ney roots than his South Welling­ton ori­gins (doc­u­men­tary about Strath­more any­one?). Crowe is so into this par­tic­u­lar sto­ry that he’s slat­ed to direct and star in a fic­tion­alised ver­sion of it in 2009. Rial­to only.

Cinephilia: Opening This Week

"Razzle Dazzle" posterA qui­et week this week for cin­e­ma releas­es (at least until Wednes­day).

Return­ing from April’s World Cin­e­ma Show­case are Word­play, well-regard­ed doc­u­men­tary about the New York Times cross­word (very lim­it­ed ses­sions at the Light­house in Petone only) and Aussie mock­u­men­tary Raz­zle Daz­zle about the world of kids’ dance com­pe­ti­tions (Light­house Petone and Pent­house).

For the school hol­i­days the Para­mount has a dai­ly 11.00am screen­ing of anoth­er Aussie flick, The Sil­ly Bil­lies Save The Cir­cus. When I was at the Para­mount we had two live vis­its from The Hoo­ley Doo­leys who I kind of con­sid­ered to be the Wig­gles you have when you can’t have The Wig­gles. It looks like The Sil­ly Bil­lies are what you get when you can’t get The Hoo­ley Doo­leys.

Also at the Para­mount this week, a chil­dren’s movie of a dif­fer­ent kind, All The Invis­i­ble Chil­dren: an anthol­o­gy movie sup­port­ed by Unicef fea­tur­ing sev­en short films about the plight of chil­dren around the world. Direc­tors include Rid­ley Scott, Spike Lee and John Woo.

Oh, and on Wednes­day, pret­ty much every­where, the new Har­ry Pot­ter opens: Har­ry Pot­ter and the Order of the Phoenix.

Kids’ Film Festival

transformers in disguise!One of the more excel­lent things we’ve seen land in the Welling­ton­ista’s intray that allows har­ried par­ents to enter­tain their kids for FREE these hol­i­days, is the Film Fes­ti­val tak­ing place down at the Film Archive. So if you’ve got a loved one at home look­ing after some house­bound kid­dy-win­kles, give ’em a call and tell them to head along…

Clas­sic Car­toons for Kids includes the world’s first Mick­ey Mouse car­toon Steam­boat Willie (1928), Walt Dis­ney clas­sics To Itch His Own (1958) and Fer­di­nand the Bull (1938), plus a 1933 pup­pet ani­ma­tion by New Zealand’s own Len Lye. Also on the pro­gramme is Mau­rice Sendak’s clas­sic chil­drens tale Where The Wild Things Are (1973). This pro­gramme is for chil­dren aged 5–12.

Ani­ma­tion Nation — New Zealand Ani­ma­tion 1936–2006 col­lects New Zealand ani­ma­tions from the past 70 years for an audi­ence of kids aged 10–13+. The pro­gramme takes in clas­sic stop-motion, clay­ma­tion and 3D ani­ma­tion. One of the high­lights of Ani­ma­tion Nation is Mr Stinky’s World of Trash (2006), a 3D film made by local ani­ma­tor Mike Heynes. Vis­i­tors to the screen­ing will be giv­en a spe­cial pair of glass­es to enhance the effect of char­ac­ters leap­ing out from the screen and mov­ing in space! Also on the entire­ly New Zealand bill are two films by Len Lye includ­ing The Birth of the Robot (1936), and James Cun­ning­ham’s award win­ning dig­i­tal ani­ma­tion Delf (1997). This pro­gramme is for chil­dren aged 10–13+.

Both pro­grammes run for approx­i­mate­ly 45 min­utes are guar­an­teed to enter­tain kids and their par­ents. The Archive will sell­ing it’s usu­al range of cof­fee, tea and refresh­ments to hun­gry Kids Film Fes­ti­val goers.

Loca­tion: New Zealand Film Archive Mediathe­atre
Time: 11am

  • Wednes­day 4th July
    Clas­sic Car­toons for Kids (Ages 5–12)
  • Mon­day 9th July
    Stop Motion, Clay­ma­tion & 3D (Ages 10–13+)
  • Tues­day 10th July
    Clas­sic Car­toons for Kids (Ages 5–12)
  • Wednes­day 11th July
    Stop Motion, Clay­ma­tion & 3D (Ages 10–13+)

[pho­to: frame enlarge­ment from The Birth of the Robot (1936) by Len Lye. cour­tesy of the Len Lye Foun­da­tion Col­lec­tion; New Zealand Film Archive / Ngä Kaiti­a­ki O Ngä Taon­ga Whitiähua]

10 Unbelievably awesome and original questions

Taika with gun.jpgI’m going to ask 10 some­what inane ques­tions to some great local tal­ent, and report back here. First in the series is the divine Mr Tai­ka Cohen Wait­i­ti. His film Eagle Vs Shark is cur­rent­ly tak­ing Amer­i­ca by storm, and we here at Welling­ton­ista head­quar­ters are almost explod­ing with pride.

Read the ques­tions after the jump…

“V” 48 Hours National Final — Live at The Establishment

Maori Detective posterFriends, sup­port­ers and oth­er inter­est­ed par­ties are invit­ed to assem­ble at The Estab­lish­ment on the cor­ner of Blair St and Courte­nay Place on Sun­day evening to watch a bit of tel­ly, specif­i­cal­ly the C4 broad­cast of the “V” 48 Hours Nation­al Final.

Three Welling­ton films are in con­tention for the big prize (and the even big­ger prize for Best Cin­e­matog­ra­phy): Welling­ton win­ner Maori Detec­tive and the Boo­gie Fever (Team Good Times) and Peter Jack­son-select­ed wild­cards Shoot­ing Star (Will She Wait) and Whore­Cop 3: Night Jus­tice (The Three Dicks).

View­ers around the coun­try will be vot­ing by text as soon as the show fin­ish­es — come along and add your sup­port. The broad­cast starts at 8.30 but the entire Welling­ton Final 12 (plus Tai­ka Wait­i­ti’s inel­i­gi­ble but hilar­i­ous Arab Samu­rai) will be screened again from 7.30 to warm you up.

Cinephilia: Opening This Week

The Iron Giant posterSchool hol­i­days start on Mon­day and Hol­ly­wood is doing its bit to turn your kids’ brains to mush with Trans­form­ers, an enor­mo-bud­get extrav­a­gan­za about cars that turn in to robots (or the oth­er way around). Pro­duced by Jer­ry Bruck­heimer and direct­ed by Michael Bay, Trans­form­ers should give the boys plen­ty of bang for your buck (while the girls get to swoon over cur­rent heart-throb Shia LaBeouf). Play­ing all over town includ­ing Read­ings Courte­nay Cen­tral; Sky City Queens­gate; Embassy; Regent-on-Man­ners.

Sen­si­ble-shoe wear­ing girls may well get more out of the lat­est incar­na­tion of teen detec­tive Nan­cy Drew, this time star­ring Julia Roberts’ niece Emma. A slight­ly small­er release this one, at Read­ings Courte­nay Cen­tral and Sky City Queens­gate only.

After the jump: Heart­break Hotel, Starter for Ten, Francesca and Nun­zi­a­ta and The Iron Giant.

Cinephilia: Opening This Week

Paris je t'aime posterIt’s as if the gurus in Hol­ly­wood know that here in Welling­ton the Film Fes­ti­val approach­es and they’re try­ing to get the pop­corn mate­r­i­al out of the way before it is over­pow­ered by more cere­bral delights. Actu­al­ly, that can’t be true, pret­ty much every week is like this…

The lat­est in the seem­ing­ly end­less series of Will Fer­rell sports movies in which our the star improvs him­self a fea­ture film while play­ing an emo­tion­al­ly stunt­ed man-child is Blades of Glo­ry and the sport this time is — Ice Skat­ing! Fig­ure Skat­ing to be exact. Fer­rell is joined by Napoleon Dyna­mite’s Jon Hed­er as the two pair up to be the first all-male Olympic Ice Danc­ing cham­pi­ons (Read­ings and Sky City Queens­gate).

After the jump: Fan­tas­tic Four: The Rise of the Sil­ver Surfer, Paris je t’aime, Eden and Break­fast at Tiffany’s.