Film Festival Sneak Peak

Some of you will be like me and sav­ing your pen­nies up for the 36th Welling­ton Film Fes­ti­val. It hits town on July 20th and runs till August 4th.

If the ear­ly line up announce­ment of some glob­al­ly antic­i­pat­ed films is any­thing to go by it’s going to be yet anoth­er great see fes­ti­val.

My top 3 picks are:

Perfume

Cinephilia: Opening This Week

UPDATE: How Much Do You Love Me? is also play­ing at the Light­house in Petone.

Ocean's 13 posterThis week’s block­buster is the third install­ment in the Pitt/ Clooney/ Damon/ Soder­bergh smug-fest, Ocean’s 13. This time the 11 from the first pic­ture are joined by Ellen Barkin and Mr Hoo-Haa him­self, Al Paci­no. Dimin­ish­ing returns? You be the judge at Read­ings, Sky City Queens­gate, Pent­house or Empire Island Bay.

More down-to-earth is the messed-up Aussie no-bud­get romance Pup­py (Para­mount), described as a “weird and won­der­ful jour­ney”. Anoth­er messed-up romance starts Thurs­day at the Para­mount: How Much Do You Love Me? stars Mon­i­ca Bel­lu­ci as a pros­ti­tute who gets paid 100,00 euros a month to live with a lot­tery win­ner — until the mon­ey runs out. Also star­ring Gérard Depar­dieu.

Bridge to Ter­abithia, Pier­re­point, Scenes of a Sex­u­al Nature and Off the Grid — after the jump.

Why Science Fiction is the only legitimate artform of the 20th and 21st centuries

Local artist, writer and intel­lec­tu­al David Cauchi is giv­ing an address at the Film Archive on Sat­ur­day after­noon.

David is a right old char­ac­ter, and also the painter of one of my favourite works of art — enti­tled The fab four (Tas­man, Cook, Du Fresne, De Surville) (above).

More info after the jump.

Pirates vs. Ninjas

I love my parentsSo in every city, there are always peo­ple who are stu­pid and mis­guid­ed and wrong. That’s how we got Ker­ry Pren­deghast­ly for a may­or, after all, and the bypass too. In anoth­er clas­sic exam­ple of peo­ple who are back­ing the wrong team, these peo­ple are plan­ning on dress­ing like nin­jas to attend the first screen­ing of Pirates of the Caribbean 3. Yo me hearties, rise up and fight off the evil nin­ja threat! Every­one knows that pirates are cool­er. Think­ing oth­er­wise is like say­ing robots could win in a fight against tigers. As if!

MySpace Freebies hit Wellington

Back in Feb those lucky Auck­land MySpace peo­ple had the chance to check out Ever­more for Free.

Well Welling­ton, our time has come and it’s a good­ie. If you are a MySpace mem­ber just add The Black Cur­tain to your MySpace friends and you’ll be told the secret squir­rel loca­tion of the free screen­ing of Hot­Fuzz this Fri­day.

Why Go?
Well, to start it’s free.
To fol­low it’s by the genius minds behind Shaun of the Dead
To con­tin­ue you get a spe­cial appear­ance & intro­duc­tion by Peter Jack­son.
If that’s not enough — it’s free, peo­ple!

My only hope is that Simon Pegg is as fun­ny in per­son now as he was when he was in Welling­ton for the Laugh Fes­ti­val back in the deep dark ’90s.

The horror!

Videoblood brings you ‘FIRST BLOOD’. This dvd project brings togeth­er 11 video artists and vision­ar­ies to cre­ate an orig­i­nal mas­ter­piece with the only rule being that it had to fin­ish with­in 90 sec­onds.

Filled with motion graph­ics, stop motion, clay­ma­tion, porno, com­e­dy, 3d, surgery, fly­ing, dude, geisha, planets,cosmic arts, snails and all in one serv­ing of 15 min­utes.

The Para­mount is a mas­sive the­atre, tell every­one to come along because it’s FREE! FREE! FREE!

Fea­tur­ing work from:

Alis­tair Cheyne
Vin­cent Lowe & Jon Strang
Lak­sh­man Anan­danayagam
Mike Heynes
Sal­ly Tran
Guy Cap­per
Matt Pitt
Paul Her­schell
Sam Web­ber & Gareth O’brien
Ed Davis
Jere­my Mans­ford

Check out the teas­er at:
www.videoblood.com

FIRST BLOOD DVD LAUNCH SCREENING FRIDAY NOVEMBER 3RD, 9:30pm PARAMOUNT THEATRE

Celluloid architecture

These days it seem like there’s a spe­cial­ist film fes­ti­val for every taste and inter­est: human rights, veg­eta­bles, silent films and even Phoenix dactylif­era. There’s even one for archi­tec­ture buffs, and the Welling­ton sea­son starts at the Pent­house this Fri­day.

[Read on…]

Snakes! On a plane! In Wellington!

ph33r my photoshop skillsNot that long ago, the Lon­don Time Out ran a fea­ture on pirates in Lon­don to cel­e­brate the release of Pirates of the Caribbean 2. Way to be hip, Time Out. Every­one who’s any­one knows that the actu­al most impor­tant movie this year is Snakes on Plane — or as some like to call it “Moth­er­fuck­ing snakes on a moth­er­fuck­ing plane”. So, in trib­ute to this movie that opens on Thurs­day, the Welling­ton­ista is proud to present this very spe­cial activ­i­ty guide to recre­at­ing snakes on a plane in Welling­ton:

Carnie Alert

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Watch out Welling­ton, the (Welling­ton) Cir­cus (Trust) is in town.

The Welling­ton Cir­cus Trust is hold­ing a fundrais­er to try and raise $1200, to match a grant from Cre­ative Com­mu­ni­ties Welling­ton.

On Fri­day 16th June the Para­mount will be rock­ing from 10pm — 2am with cir­cus acts, DJs, plus a screen­ing of “It’s All Gone Pete Tong”.

It will be a splen­did affair.

All for the bar­gain price of $15.00.
Book­ings in per­son at the Para­mount or call (04) 384 4080

More infor­ma­tion here.

Can’t stop the serenity, Welly installment

SerenityThe Welling­ton­ista, it may be revealed, har­bours at least two fans of Joss Whe­don, cre­ative moti­va­tion behind such tele­vi­su­al works of stag­ger­ing genius as Buffy the Vam­pire Slay­er and, er, Roseanne.

So we are pleased to relay Michael’s announce­ment of a Welling­ton char­i­ty show­ing of Whe­do­n’s film Seren­i­ty on Fri­day the 23rd at 7pm at Read­ing.

Many, this writer includ­ed, missed this fine film owing to its absurd­ly trun­cat­ed run in local the­atres last year. Now is your chance to see it in its nat­ur­al envi­ron­ment while at the same time sup­port­ing Whe­do­n’s favourite char­i­ty.

For more infor­ma­tion, includ­ing how to obtain tick­ets (which are not avail­able from the Read­ing box office) click here.