FOTC Wednesday: Frodo is great.… who is that?

This ia friend­ly pub­lic ser­vice announce­ment that the object of much lust is the sub­ject of a doc­u­men­tary about his being such an object of lust that screens tomor­row night on Prime at 8.30pm. Accord­ing to the IMDB entry, Fro­do Is Great… Who Is That?!!,

The doc­u­men­tary looks at the rise to celebri­ty sta­tus of NZ actor and musi­cian Bret McKen­zie, who appeared for 3 sec­onds as an extra in “The Lord of the Rings: The Fel­low­ship of the Ring”, dur­ing the Coun­cil of Elrond scene. His brief appear­ance sparked a huge inter­net fan-base ded­i­cat­ed to his “brood­ing pout” and “elvish good looks”. McKen­zie has been dubbed “FIGWIT”, an acronym of “Fro­do is Great; Who is That!!?”

So that’s prob­a­bly quite a nice warmup to when Flight of the Con­chords final­ly start screen­ing here on the 17th.

Cinephilia: Opening This Week

Ratatouille posterOur annu­al oppor­tu­ni­ty to wor­ship at the feet of Pixar arrives this week in the shape of Rata­touille (I’m a fan, can you tell?). Writ­ten and direct­ed by Brad Bird, who made The Incred­i­bles and Iron Giant, Rata­touille is about a rat named Remy with a tal­ent for fine cui­sine but who, obvi­ous­ly, isn’t wel­come in the kitchen. Voic­es include Peter O’Toole, Ian Holm and the love­ly Janeane Garo­fa­lo. Read­ings, Empire, Regent-on-Man­ners, Light­house Petone, Sky City Queens­gate.

Writer and direc­tor of Wait­ress (Empire, Light­house Petone, Pent­house), Adri­enne Shelly (alum­ni of the once-great Hal Hart­ley), was sad­ly mur­dered soon after fin­ish­ing the film — as point­less and ran­dom an act as you can imag­ine. There aren’t enough women film direc­tors in the world as it is with­out los­ing them like that.

[The rest of this week’s new releas­es after the jump.]

Cinephilia: Opening This Week

The Tattooist posterA fair­ly insane week for new releas­es is head­ed by NZ hor­ror-fea­ture The Tat­tooist, about Samoan tat­toos that take on a life of their own and turn their own­ers into blood-thirsty zom­bies — or some­thing like that: Read­ings and Sky City Queens­gate only.

Also Read­ings and Queens­gate is San­dra Bul­lock­’s new mys­tery Pre­mo­ni­tion about a woman who may have fore­seen her hus­band’s death in a car acci­dent. I get to see this one tomor­row but the 8% rat­ing on the Tomatome­ter does­n’t fill me with enthu­si­asm.

[Remain­ing new releas­es list­ed after the jump.]

Cinephilia: Opening This Week

The Bourne Ultimatum posterThe biggest movie in the world last week­end was The Bourne Ulti­ma­tum (US$47m on Thurs­day, Fri­day and Sat­ur­day alone) and it opens here tomor­row. The last of the big tent-pole fran­chise attrac­tions of the (north­ern) sum­mer, this Bourne brings Jason back home to New York (with a detour in Blighty). Play­ing at Read­ings, Regent-on-Man­ners, Sky City Queens­gate and (prob­a­bly the ulti­mate Bourne expe­ri­ence) the Embassy

Also open­ing tomor­row is Russ­ian art-house weepy The Ital­ian (direct from the Fes­ti­val): Rial­to and Light­house Petone only. The Singer (Quand j’étais chanteur) places one of France’s all-time greats (Gérard Depar­dieu) along­side one of her fresh­est new faces Cécile De France (Orches­tra Seats) for some May-Decem­ber romance. Depar­dieu plays a fad­ing night­club singer who woos De France’s sin­gle moth­er real estate agent. Also at Rial­to and (unsur­pris­ing­ly) the Pent­house.

Final­ly, The War With­in opens at the Para­mount: it’s a dra­ma about a Pak­istani ter­ror­ist in New York and it was made for dot­com bil­lion­aire Mark Cuban’s HDNet, the cable chan­nel devot­ed to break­ing down the estab­lished studio/distributor/exhibitor stran­gle­hold. Oth­er titles pro­duced by Cuban include Enron: the Smartest Guys in the Room, Bub­ble and Good Night, and Good Luck.

The Ital­ian and The War With­in are reviewed at Funer­als & Snakes; reviews of the oth­er two will appear there next Wednes­day.

Cinephilia: Opening This Week

Breach posterThe indus­try is in an inter­est­ing state when a rel­a­tive­ly small film like Breach can get a release at Read­ings and the Para­mount across the road – and also at the sub­ur­ban Empire and Light­house. Made and dis­trib­uted in the US by major stu­dio Uni­ver­sal, here it is being dis­trib­uted by inde­pen­dent Rial­to (no longer con­nect­ed to the cin­e­ma chain), hence all the indie exhibitors. My under­stand­ing is that Read­ings, how­ev­er, want every­thing and will sim­ply hoover up any and all avail­able titles and no one can afford to turn them down.

Breach is based on the true sto­ry of a CIA dou­ble-agent played by Chris Coop­er and his ulti­mate expo­sure by ex-Mr With­er­spoon Ryan Phillippe and one Imdb con­trib­u­tor calls it “the best of the year to date” although the com­ment was made in Feb­ru­ary…

Cinephilia: Opening This Week

Die Hard 4.0 posterOnce described by Ter­ry Gilliam as “a mon­u­ment to cra­nial archi­tec­ture”, Bruce Willis’ shiny bonce is on full dis­play in Die Hard 4.0 (known in US-cen­tric ter­ri­to­ries as Live Free or Die Hard), play­ing at Read­ings, Regent-on-Man­ners, Empire, Sky City Queens­gate and the Embassy where it looked kind of murky this evening.

Adam San­dler does his bit to fill the gap left by Ing­mar Bergman with I Now Pro­nounce You Chuck & Lar­ry: he and the guy from “The King of Queen­s” play two fire­fight­ers who pre­tend to be gay to get the mar­riage ben­e­fits (any rela­tion­ship to the limp Aus­tralian com­e­dy Strange Bed­fel­lows star­ring Paul Hogan is entire­ly coin­ci­den­tal): Read­ings and Sky City Queens­gate. Aside: I saw a film in one of the two Gold Lounges at Queens­gate on Tues­day night and an ush­er stopped by my seat to ask me if I want­ed pop­corn or a soft drink which was nice except THE FEATURE HAD JUST STARTED! And for health and safe­ty rea­sons they don’t dim the lights ful­ly so it was an expe­ri­ence I can’t rec­om­mend. The film was good though (more on that in anoth­er post).

The rest of the new releas­es after the jump, includ­ing Black Snake Moan and Ten Canoes.

SiCKO — Michael Moore

sicko-poster-2 Well, if you hap­pen to be a fan of the big man and are want­i­ng to go see his lat­est mockdoc­u­men­tary then you know, you just might be in luck.

We here at Welling­ton­ista tow­ers, in all our munif­i­cence, are giv­ing away three dou­ble pass­es to see SiCKO.

To win, you’ll need to be one of the first three peo­ple to send an email to the.wellingtonista@gmail.com and make some appre­cia­tive sound­ing nois­es.

The tick­ets are only for this Fri­day, Sat­ur­day or Sun­day nights.

Enjoy.

Cinephilia: Opening This Week

License to Wed posterStrange things are afoot con­cern­ing the release of the film License to Wed (the trail­er for which has been tor­tur­ing audi­ences for weeks). The radio pre­view was at Read­ings tonight, they have been trai­ler­ing it heav­i­ly and it’s got a start date of Thurs­day on their web site. But they don’t have any ses­sions list­ed for Courte­nay Cen­tral.

It would­n’t be the first time that Read­ings have dropped a film at the last minute as a bar­gain­ing posi­tion (they have been known to throw their weight around with dis­trib­u­tors) or maybe they just want­ed to give The Simp­sons Movie triple the usu­al num­ber of ses­sions (which they have done).

Then again, they might have seen the film and exer­cised some crit­i­cal judge­ment. No, of course not, how stu­pid of me.

License to Wed is there­fore only play­ing at the Empire in Island Bay so to expe­ri­ence it at the mul­ti­plex you’ll have to trek out to the air­craft hangar at Queens­gate.

[Because I Said So and Catch a Fire after the jump.]

Cinephilia: Opening This Week

The Simpsons Movie posterThe high­lights of the North­ern Hemi­sphere block­buster sum­mer keep on arriv­ing, led this week by the long-await­ed Simp­sons Movie. I pre­viewed it today and I rec­om­mend that you stay through all the cred­its. Play­ing Read­ings, Empire Island Bay, Sky City Queens­gate and Regent-on-Man­ners which despite the best efforts of some enthu­si­as­tic staff is com­plete pants.

Lind­say Lohan teams up with Jane Fon­da and Felic­i­ty Huff­man for the inter-gen­er­a­tional com­e­dy-dra­ma Geor­gia Rule. Love inter­est is pro­vid­ed by Der­mot Mul­roney and Gar­rett Hed­lund (Eragon). Again all over town: Read­ings, Regent-on-Man­ners and Sky City Queens­gate.

More after the jump

Spotted Around Town

Dominic MonaghanA reli­able infor­mant tells me that for­mer hob­bit and tv star Dominic Mon­aghan is in town, spot­ted brows­ing the fine fare at Whit­coulls in Courte­nay Cen­tral.

I won­der whether he’ll be around long enough to have Sun­day brunch at Fidel’s like the old days.