Hmmmmm…

So, any­one else not trust­ing this weath­er?

This Welling­ton, she is a fick­le mis­tress.

Le Parkour Wellington

Ever been wan­der­ing around town and seen a group of young­sters behav­ing like a bunch of naughty mon­keys? Whad­dya know.. they’re prob­a­bly doing park­our.

Park­our (some­times abbre­vi­at­ed to PK) or or “free-run­ning” or l’art du déplacement (“the art of dis­place­ment”) is an activ­i­ty with the aim of mov­ing from one point to anoth­er as effi­cient­ly and quick­ly as pos­si­ble, using prin­ci­pal­ly the abil­i­ties of the human body.

Found­ed by David Belle in France, park­our focus­es on prac­tic­ing effi­cient move­ments to devel­op your body and mind to be able to over­come obsta­cles in an emer­gency. It is also prac­ticed by many as a form of enter­tain­ment or as a pas­time.

As I hint­ed above, there’s a thriv­ing park­our scene in Welling­ton; espe­cial­ly in and around the urban/recreational areas of the water­front and Civic Square.

Inter­est­ed? There’s more after the jump..

Ask Wellington: spring gardening?

fresh spray


fresh spray
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Some­times we at the Welling­ton­ista must admit that even we, strange though it may seem, do not know every­thing about our fine city (and in this case, its cli­mat­ic pecu­liar­i­ties). So peri­od­i­cal­ly we must call upon the mighty and eru­dite col­lec­tive wis­dom of our read­ers to fill in the gaps.

Many of you may have noticed the arrival of spring­time, if only to observe the mar­gin­al­ly warmer tem­per­a­tures, a sus­tained breezi­ness, and an increased rate of sneez­ing expe­ri­enced between your front doors and that of your air-con­di­tioned work­places. But not all of you fall into this cat­e­go­ry, and it is of you in par­tic­u­lar we are enquir­ing today.

You see, some in the Welling­ton­ista (and again, this may be a lit­tle shock­ing) live in the sub­urbs. And some of us actu­al­ly have areas of flat ground reserved for the grow­ing of things that can be eat­en (it is true that some apart­ment-dwellers have a cou­ple of ter­ra­cot­ta pots on their bal­conies for the same pur­pose — the fol­low­ing may apply to them too), called “veg­etable gar­dens”.

And so the ques­tion we have for you today is: What should we be plant­i­ng in our “veg­etable gar­dens” right now?

We sus­pect that pota­toes are good at the moment. But we won­der: what else is good, assum­ing that it’s both legal and tasty? If we were to get plant­i­ng this com­ing week, what’s best?

Answers, please, dear read­ers.

So that’s what they mean by ‘isolated showers’

Look­ing south from Wai­t­an­gi Park as yes­ter­day evening’s souther­ly change was com­ing in.
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Any poor sod who was stuck under this could feel jus­ti­fied in feel­ing picked on by the ele­ments, but most of the Welling­ton­ista Great Blend team was already safe­ly ensconced in Port Café scoff­ing fish ‘n’ chips with BYO wine. A Great Blend round-up will no doubt fol­low from one of my dili­gent col­leagues.

Glancing at the Stars

If this were the Auck­lan­dista site, this’d sure­ly be about Mil­lie. But it’s not. Besides, we’d nev­er heard of her until yes­ter­day. Mil­lie Elder? Mil­lie Holmes?

Any­way… that’s just allud­ing to celebri­ty gos­sip to lure you in. And to trap the googlers… yoohoo!!

Here in the Cap­i­tal city, when we talk about stars we talk about the real­ly big ones! Real stars.

Matariki

Matari­ki.

In May or June each year, just before dawn (yeah right!) look toward the North East­ern hori­zon & you should see the Matari­ki con­stel­la­tion. The Greeks called it Pleiades (although they view it upside down to us) or the Sev­en Sis­ters, the Japan­ese called it… Sub­aru!

To Maori, it marks the New Year, and is asso­ci­at­ed with the Win­ter Sol­stice. The name itself lit­er­al­ly refers to the Eyes of God.

This month till the 1st of July, Te Papa are host­ing a Matari­ki Fes­ti­val, click through for fur­ther details.

Fur­ther infor­ma­tion on Matari­ki itself, can be found here, here & here.

Pruning With The Stars! Sunday 17 June

Norm Hewitt?This week­end sees the Annu­al Rose Prun­ing Demon­stra­tion at the Lady Nor­wood Rose Gar­den in the Botan­ic Gar­dens.

Want to bone up on prop­er gar­den main­te­nance? This is your chance! The Welling­ton City Coun­cil has laid on the ros­es, and the experts. There will be tips on both prun­ing AND grow­ing your ros­es. Danc­ing with the Stars con­tes­tants may or may not be there. The same goes for the sur­viv­ing Bea­t­les & Nas­tass­ja Kin­s­ki, but I remain hope­ful.

I usu­al­ly make wise with the Rose puns at this point, but she emailed this year & asked me to kind­ly stop.

There are two ses­sions:

1.30 — 2.30pm: prun­ing mod­ern ros­es in the Lady Nor­wood Rose Gar­den. Meet at the Bego­nia House.

2.30 — 3.30pm: prun­ing ram­bling and her­itage ros­es at the Bolton Street Memo­r­i­al Park. Meet at the Sed­don Memo­r­i­al.

Grab your blades & go to it!

Adden­dum — Glow Worms:

While I’m on the sub­ject of the Gar­dens, I hap­pened upon an offi­cial per­son tak­ing a bunch of schoolkids on a glow worm tour last week & feel I should pass on the intel­li­gence I gleaned on my way past them. The poor lady was stretched thin by 10 or so bored & rest­less boys. It did­n’t help that there were no worms glow­ing at all.

I’d won­dered for a while, from per­son­al expe­ri­ence, but as the lady snapped at the boys she con­firmed my the­o­ry that glow worms put on their best dis­play after rain or a heavy dew (I do not know why this is).

So should you be plan­ning a vis­it, do so soon after rain & while the worms can be found in most places in the Gar­dens, the eas­i­est to find & arguably best are on the main track between Glen Road & the Duck­pond.

Zoo(m) time

Where's that bus?(sor­ry, that title is naff)

In a nut­shell, if you go to New­town on the bus (Go Welling­ton or Stage­coach) between now and June 30th you pay half price for entrance to the Zoo on that day.

Remem­ber to ask the dri­ver for the Zoo vouch­er.

Usu­al Zoo admis­sion charges are:

  • chil­dren under 3 free,
  • chil­dren 3–16 years $6
  • and adults $15.

Bus­es to New­town include #1 (Island Bay), #3 (Lyall Bay), #10 (New­town), #11 (Seatoun) … spoilt for choice.
And then it’s a walk up from New­town shops to the Zoo [map]

We ask: why are you here?

The Welling­ton­ista would like to know why so many god­damn black-legged jel­ly­fish decid­ed to hang out at Lyall Bay over the week­end. Sure, it was hot, and swim­ming was a great idea, but for me, not for you creepy wob­bly things! And it did­n’t make a dif­fer­ence how calm it was on Sat­ur­day and how wavey it was on Sun­day — you were still there! Bas­tards. It ‘s not like you were put on Earth first or any­thing, and yet you act like you own the place…

Let’s all shut up about the weather now.

Dear Welling­to­ni­ans,

I’ve become so sick of you whing­ing all the time that tonight I made this for you:

Sunset at Lyall Bay
Sun­set at Lyall Bay

Wellington’s Christmas tree

northern rata: Wilton's bushWe all know and love Welling­ton’s Pohutukawa trees. Espe­cial­ly at this time of year when they come into their own, their fiery blos­som earn­ing them the title of “New Zealand’s Christ­mas Tree”.

What’s less well known is that they can’t real­ly be con­sid­ered the “Christ­mas Tree” of any area of New Zealand out­side the top half of the North Island, their native range.

Instead, we should con­sid­er the Rata, North­ern and South­ern, for this role. Between them, they grow over all of the North Island and most low­land areas of the South Island.

Once whole forests of Rata blos­somed in Welling­ton at Christ­mas. But no longer: the set­tlers’ fires, and lat­ter­ly, the Pos­sum, have caused an almost total decline in their pop­u­la­tion. Still, here and there rem­nants are to be found with­in the bounds of Welling­ton itself.

A par­tic­u­lar­ly fine spec­i­men is at this moment flow­er­ing in the Otari-Wilton’s Bush. Usu­al­ly it can’t be dis­tin­guished from any oth­er tree at a dis­tance, but right now its splen­dour dec­o­rates the bushy hill­side, con­trast­ing strong­ly with the qui­et greens of the sur­round­ing trees.

Plant­i­ng any more Pohutukawa here is not a good idea, as the Welling­ton Botan­i­cal Soci­ety will tell you. (One must pre­sume there were good rea­sons why the Coun­cil chose Pohutukawa over Rata for their Green­ing the Quays project.)