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So some­times right, you have the kind of week where all you really need is a good hard laugh.  Two weeks ago I had such a week and took myself off to Happy Bar for a good see­ing to by the lovely Diane Spen­cer, who was feted to be ‘full of wit, charm and filth’ accord­ing to www.theatreview.org.nz.  She did not dis­ap­point, and neither did Happy Bar and its con­vivi­al new own­ers, cosy refurb and new drinks menu. 

Tonight Deborah and Sam are hav­ing a  re-open­ing party at Happy Bar with $5 drinks and a full line up of live music.  Dress as some­thing that can fly and go now!

Deborah and Sam hail from Auck­land and I get the impres­sion that they are going to keep what works with Happy; namely the focus on being a per­form­ance space open to allcomers, while open­ing it up to more of the bar crowd that enjoy Watusi and Mighty Mighty.  People that have been to the supremely com­fort­able and liv­ing room like Wine Cel­lar in Auck­land may recog­nise Sam from behind the bar.  Here’s hop­ing they bring some of that unpre­ten­tious good­ness to Wel­ling­ton. 
 

Deborah told me a bit about the drinks:

Enigmatic

Die-hard Espresso­hol­ic fans seem to be happy that it will con­tin­ue in a new loc­a­tion, tak­ing over from Dorothy’s Patis­ser­ie in Cuba St. There are still grumblings about its pre­vi­ous loc­a­tion being taken over by “anoth­er godaw­ful Cour­tenay Place bar”, but there are signs that its replace­ment, “Enigma”, might not be anoth­er Shoot­ers or Elec­tric Aven­ue. For a start, the sign in the win­dow describes it as a “café/bar”, and the paint­ing going on inside seems to have a sim­il­ar graf­fiti theme to the old place. Some have even said that there are links to the old Espresso­hol­ic man­age­ment, so per­haps some of whatever it was that people saw in the place will remain, for bet­ter or worse. But are we to expect a soundtrack of Gregori­an chants and shak­uha­chi samples?

There are plenty of oth­er changes going on in the bar and café world, and it’s not all doom & gloom. I’ll keep you in on the gos­sip after the jump.

Don’t need to be Koi, Roy…

…but Koi looks like it’s not too far away as the replace­ment for Copita, with logos all over the awn­ing already. The food sounds quite inter­est­ing, but it will mainly be bar snacks, with the emphas­is a bit more on drink­ing than in its illus­tri­ous fine-din­ing pre­de­cessor.

As my col­leagues men­tioned, I’ve been busily tweet­ing away, but for those not fol­low­ing the tweets, here’s a sum­mary of recent news, gos­sip and spec­u­la­tion, plus a few oth­er morsels…

Comings and Goings

The start of each year often sees a shake-up of the bar and res­taur­ant scene, and with the Cur­rent Eco­nom­ic Cli­mateTM one might expect a few more clos­ures than usu­al. Let’s not dwell on such mor­bid spec­u­la­tion, and look at a few clos­ings and open­ings that we do know about.

While dis­cuss­ing the demise of Tem­per­ance (which did­n’t reopen this week­end, des­pite DB’s threats assur­ances), Blair men­tioned that the Cour­tenay Arms had been replaced by some­thing called “The Kiwi Pub”. It does­n’t look quite as dire as I had feared, and its light, airy feel is more beach café than six-o’c­lock swill. It’s still nos­tal­gia-by-num­bers, though, pre­sum­ably aimed at the back­pack­er mar­ket, and des­pite the odd decent beer on the list, the Soci­ety Of Beer Advoc­ates is not impressed.

The Kiwi Pub

Across the road, New Orleans will open its new Allen St loc­a­tion in a a couple of weeks, in the space long left vacant by the unla­men­ted Play. I hope it lasts longer than its cursed Lamb­ton Quay incarn­a­tion, and while it’s pre­sum­ably aim­ing at a dif­fer­ent demo­graph­ic, its Cajun cuisine will have stiff com­pet­i­tion from Sweet Mother­’s Kit­chen around the corner.

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O Temperance, O Mores

So, in accord­ance with rumours that have been float­ing around for a few months now, The Tem­per­ance is clos­ing. So long: we hardly knew you.

But things aren’t so simple. Accord­ing to the art­icle, it’s more of a stoush between the head lease­hold­er (Domin­ion Brew­er­ies) and the oper­at­or (Andrew Gib­son): the receiv­ers have been called in, but it is expec­ted to reopen by this week­end. Appar­ently, the Queens­gate Mall of pubs was actu­ally turn­ing a profit.

Oh. And here were we think­ing that this was a sign that Wel­ling­to­ni­ans had some taste after all.

Yet another mystery bar

I’ve nev­er been afraid of eclecticism. A dash of Kiwiana and a touch of faded grandeur can go down a treat if served with a gen­er­ous slug of hip­ster irony (see Mighty Mighty). A grab-bag of Nana kitsch can turn into some­thing resem­bling con­cep­tu­al art if it’s assembled with wit and flair (see Auck­land’s North­ern Steam­ship Com­pany). But some­times it all goes hor­ribly wrong.

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I know! Let’s grab some swatches of loud old car­pet and put them in gold frames along the bar! Ooh, let’s get some ran­dom bal­us­trades and stand­ard lamps to mix in with the leftover expens­ive design­er chairs from the last place! Hmm, needs more cross-stitch to go with the weather­beaten weather­boards and sev­en pat­terns of wall­pa­per. Flor­al-painted female tor­sos will add some artsy class above the urin­als. But it needs to be bloki­er, so let’s add dozens of TV screens to show our branded Flash anim­a­tions when the footie’s not on, and the piece de res­ist­ance: a map of New Zild made out of Tui caps. Maaaate! [Read more]

A Hiding to Nothing

I was plan­ning a mys­tery bar post about the big new place in town, but some­how I just was­n’t inspired. Let’s just say that Osteria del Toro is to the Medi­ter­ranean what Mon­soon Poon is to Asia. Make of that what you will.

But after din­ner I ran across this paste-up in a dark alley:

Some­thing gives me the impres­sion that this was not inten­ded as a fin­ished work of art: more as a can­vas for fur­ther cre­at­ive inter­ven­tion. Make of that what you will.

The Safety Dance

The Fly was out buzz­ing around recently, and was hor­ri­fied to hear someone at a sup­posedly upmar­ket bar (for its type) politely ask a gen­tle­man to remove his hat. Why might this be? he asked. Appar­ently it was a “secur­ity issue”.

No hats, mate!

Are the water­ing holes of Wel­ling­ton des­par­ately afraid of tommy guns in trilbys? Sem­tex in som­brer­os? Flick-knives in fedoras? Appar­ently not, because the gen­tle­man in ques­tion was later approached by the apo­lo­get­ic bar man­ager and provided with a glass of wine on the house, because the rule was devised to deter chavs rather than chaps: a rash of base­ball caps at apeish rather than rak­ish angles had promp­ted a revi­sion of the dress code.

Fair enough, one might say, but numer­ous punters were hap­pily served while wear­ing the afore­men­tioned ersatz sport­ing headgear, and one rum cove was even spot­ted wear­ing some­thing more appro­pri­ate for a llama her­der than a man-about-town. While one can sym­path­ise with the man­age­ment look­ing askance at our com­pan­ion’s attire (and really, a Gatsby cap and club col­lar is so nou­veau riche), surely if they mean to enforce sar­tori­al stand­ards it would be bet­ter not to hide behind “secur­ity” con­cerns and just be open about it.

Le Parkour Wellington

Ever been wan­der­ing around town and seen a group of young­sters behav­ing like a bunch of naughty mon­keys? Whaddya know.. they’re prob­ably doing parkour.

Parkour (some­times abbre­vi­ated to PK) or or “free-run­ning” or l’art du déplacement (“the art of dis­place­ment”) is an activ­ity with the aim of mov­ing from one point to anoth­er as effi­ciently and quickly as pos­sible, using prin­cip­ally the abil­it­ies of the human body.

Foun­ded by Dav­id Belle in France, parkour focuses on prac­ti­cing effi­cient move­ments to devel­op your body and mind to be able to over­come obstacles in an emer­gency. It is also prac­ticed by many as a form of enter­tain­ment or as a pas­time.

As I hin­ted above, there’s a thriv­ing parkour scene in Wel­ling­ton; espe­cially in and around the urban/recreational areas of the water­front and Civic Square.

Inter­ested? There’s more after the jump..