Eat and eat and eat: win a voucher for Sojourn at the James Cook Grand Chancellor

welly on a plate

Con­grat­u­la­tions to Tracey who wants to be burg­ered sense­less but will also be enjoy­ing a good time at the Gen­er­al Prac­ti­tion­er as well. This week, to cel­e­brate Welling­ton on a Plate, thanks to the love­ly Pos­i­tive­ly Welling­ton Tourism, we have a $100 vouch­er to Sojourn Cafe in the James Cook Grand Chan­cel­lor to give away.

It’s true that hotel cafes might not be the first place that springs to mind when you’re think­ing about where to eat, but maybe it’s time to recon­sid­er. Sojourn’s lunch spe­cial dur­ing Welling­ton on a Plate sounds deli­cious: 

Lunch Offer – $25 set menu

Choose any two cours­es plus a glass of Welling­ton region­al wine, and a cup of tea or cof­fee

Starter
Smoked salmon tim­bale, filled horse­rad­ish, cream cheese, olives and arti­chokes or

Moz­zarel­la wrapped in zuc­chi­ni over aubergine galette with a vino cot­to reduc­tion

Mains
Char­grilled lamb rump over pota­to gratin infused by rose­mary, served with chico­ry and radic­chio or

Poached thresh­er shark laid over a Chardon­nay risot­to infused by lemon pep­per and rus­tic toma­to sauce

Yummy cha?

A group of eight of us went to Yum Cha on Sat­ur­day at Regal, above SMK on Courte­nay Place, because I had a mas­sive crav­ing for chive pan­cakes. Spoil­er alert: we did­n’t get any chive pan­cakes. In fact, the whole thing was kind of lame.

Although we were pret­ty near the door to the kitchen, we were at the end of the food ser­vice, so almost every plate that man­aged to make its way to us was cold. We wait­ed long times between tea refills, and often servers total­ly skipped us, tak­ing good-look­ing food back into the kitchen with­out both­er­ing to offer it to us. My din­ing com­pan­ions sug­gest­ed it was because our table was emp­ty of dish­es that they thought we did­n’t want any­thing else. Actu­al­ly, our table was emp­ty because we weren’t offered very much! For a table full of white peo­ple, the fried dumplings that we craved were in very short sup­ply. We begged for roast pork when the table next to us snaf­fled the last plate (the serv­er ignored our “OMG PLEASE COME HERE!” looks), but were told there was no more. We got on to a sec­ond rota­tion of dish­es with­out being full because of the delays between get­ting plates. Only the coconut buns were tru­ly amaz­ing. And there were no chive pan­cakes! That com­bind­ed with Mac­a­roni-Gate lat­er that night at Mon­terey (they’d run out of mac’n cheese! OH GOD THE PAIN) was almost enough to make a girl cry.

So, what I want to know is, where should we go next time for Yum Cha, where the food will be served hot, it’ll be plen­ti­ful, there’ll be lots of fried stuff for my Whitey McWhite tastes, and I can get my chive pan­cake on? 

Your Apartment or mine?

There are always new apart­ment build­ings spring­ing up, but this Apart­ment is very dif­fer­ent. It’s very def­i­nite­ly not a stu­dio shoe­box, with vast open-plan liv­ing space and a high-raftered ceil­ing, and despite hav­ing a bed­room, bath­rooms, din­ing room and bal­cony, it is in fact bet­ter than a home: it’s a bar.

Many years ago there was an Apart­ment Bar under the Han­nahs Fac­to­ry in Leeds St, but The Apart­ment is an appar­ent­ly unre­lat­ed place that has just opened in Allen St. The vary­ing spaces promise to allow for dif­fer­ent moods, from louche loung­ing to for­mal­ish din­ing to stand­ing and shout­ing. The prox­im­i­ty to Courte­nay Place threat­ens all but the last mode of drink­ing, but giv­en a high­ly cred­itable Mar­ti­ni and some tasty snacks (chilly chilli roast almonds plus ched­dar & car­away bread), this barfly thinks it could be just the place to set up home.

And you thought we were joking about the Octopus threat?

Shelmac's photo of some notable Octopus grafitti

Ear­li­er this month we read about an octo­pus off the South Coast that mugged an inno­cent div­er and took his valu­able new cam­era. The news flashed around the world and every­one had a bit of a chuck­le at the diver’s expense.

Not so fast, laugh­ing boys (and girls).

It turns out that this is but the lat­est episode in a long his­to­ry of crim­i­nal behav­iour by the city’s cephalo­pod cit­i­zen­ry.

We need only look at anoth­er, ear­li­er encounter between a Welling­ton­ian and a rogue octo­pus to prove the point. An encounter that, just like our ear­li­er sto­ry made world head­lines… but back in 1888.

Read on, after the jump.

When are you people going to realise that the octopus threat is real?

 We’ve all heard the sto­ries about how there was a tank at Welling­ton Air­port with an octo­pus in it and anoth­er tank with fish­es in it, and the fish start­ed dis­ap­pear­ing and no one knew why until one night secu­ri­ty cam­eras filmed the octo­pus climb­ing out of its tank and into the fish tank and eat­ing the fish. Now we have yet more evi­dence shot off the South Coast that OCTOPUSES ARE EVIL AND THEY ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL IN OUR BEDS WHILE WE SLEEP. Con­sid­er your­self warned. 

[video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5DyBkYKqnM]

Jam on! Jam off!

As well as tak­ing out the top prize at the ONYAs, appar­ent­ly some of the peo­ple at Xero seem to think that they are gods at jam-mak­ing. Sum In Hor­to dis­agreed, and now a chal­lenge has been laid down. The result?

So, the ‘jam off’ is hap­pen­ing at 11.30am, Tues­day 2 March at the won­der­ful Mojo in the Old Bank Arcade – fol­low them on @mojooldbank

We also have the stun­ning­ly gor­geous Megan, a Radio NZ jour­nal­ist no less, MC’ing the event.

We promise this will be a fun-filled jam-tast­ing ses­sion. See you there!

And now, because I am of the opin­ion that shar­ing an ear­worm gets rid of it, here’s MJ’s ‘Jam’:

[video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWcaqQKtJk4]

Quality time with the family at Osteria Del Toro

Annoy­ing­ly, Oste­ria Del Toro does­n’t appear to have a web­site. How­ev­er, what they do have is an awe­some alter­na­tive to yum cha on Sun­days (and I think it’s only Sun­day after­noons) called La Fami­gia.

For $29, you can expe­ri­ence their menu high­lights “fam­i­ly-style”. What this means is that you can help your­self to the lush antipas­to table, piled high with sal­ads, olives, sala­mi and amaz­ing foc­ca­cia, and then the very nice staff will start bring­ing food to your table, and they won’t stop until you ask them to. You get piz­zas from their wood­fired oven, pael­la, pas­ta and roast chick­en with crispy skin. It real­ly is a carb-lover’s par­adise.

One kind of pas­ta has meat­balls, and the oth­er is pesto, and we got both veg­e­tar­i­an and meaty piz­za. The pael­la had both chori­zo and seafood in it, so it might not be the most cost-effec­tive & wel­com­ing option for veg­e­tar­i­ans (and veg­ans — for­get about it!). We were all peo­ple who love us some gluten, so we did­n’t ask if it was pos­si­ble to get their gluten-free piz­za bases instead, so I can’t advise you about that. I can, how­ev­er, assure you that their white wine san­gria made with apri­cot brandy and gin­ger beer is a per­fect accom­pa­ni­ment (their PDF menu says it fea­tures a “Make your own Bloody Mary bar” but I did­n’t see that!), and that you prob­a­bly DON’T need to order chur­ros after­wards, but per­haps you will any­way!

Everyone wants a piece of the pie

 So today the Dom Post has a sto­ry about how Ver­boom Badges in Left Bank is in trou­ble with Mac­Don­alds for using its Georgie Pie brand. This sto­ry per­plex­es me for many rea­sons, but most­ly because I’m won­der­ing why the hell any­one would want to bring back Georgie Pie in the first place. Aren’t there enough good pies in Welling­ton for you lot already?

Three Fiddy?!

Three bucks fifty to eat lunch at Logan Brown!

 

That got your atten­tion right? Well, the fine print is you have get edu­cat­ed about cli­mate change first and click on a few links, then you will be in the draw to win one of 40 lunch­es for two (for only three fid­dy) at Logan Brown. 

 

Click through to the 350 Aotearoa site to find out how the Welly­wing of 350 Aotearoa is part of a glob­al move­ment push­ing for action on cli­mate change and enter the com­pe­ti­tion.  They have under­tak­en a bunch of stuff since Decem­ber 2008 and are ramp­ing up for an inter­na­tion­al day of cli­mate change action on the 24th of Octo­ber.

 

Welling­ton being Welling­ton it is *the* place to come to make some noise polit­i­cal­ly and try to direct­ly influ­ence deci­sion-mak­ers. Some choose the tra­di­tion­al ways with a hikoi, some plac­ards and a loud hail­er; oth­ers use their pur­chas­ing pow­er or wom­an­ly charms to push things gen­tly in the direc­tion they would like to see the world go.  A good source of con­tacts and ideas for those inter­est­ed in sus­tain­abil­i­ty is the social net­work Inter­sect, they have a meet up for Welling­to­ni­ans on the last Tues­day of every month at Mon Ami.  Expect a report back soon from this Welling­ton­isa about what it is like to “Inter­sect” in per­son with these sus­tain­abil­i­ty types.

Cellar-Vate Winermaker’s Dinner: Hunter Wines

There are still some places avail­able for the Feb­ru­ary 18 Cel­lar-Vate winemaker’s din­ner fea­tur­ing the wines from Hunter’s in Marl­bor­ough. You pay $40 and you get to try yum­my wine and food match­es. Here’s the menu:

Hunter’s Sauvi­gnon Blanc 2008
On arrival

Hunter’s “Miru-Miru” Brut
Smoked salmon canapés on rye with pre­served lemon and cream cheese spread

Hunter’s “Kaho Roa” winemaker’s selec­tion Sauvi­gnon Blanc 2006
Chick­en, Mediter­ranean veg­eta­bles and cream in filo

Hunter’s Pinot Noir 2006
Medi­um-rare lamb loin on mush­room and sun-dried toma­to risot­to with pesto oil driz­zle

Hunter’s “The Chase” Mer­lot, Pinot Noir, caber­net 2005
Asian pork in broth with bok choy and noo­dles

Hunter’s “Huka­pa­pa” dessert Ries­ling 2006
Radic­cio, shaved parme­san and pear sal­ad

If you want to book your­self a place (and we real­ly rec­om­mend that you do, give Becs a call or flick her an email — becs@cellar-vate.co.nz.