(not-so) secret Wellingtonista handshake

Okay, here it is.

the handshake. hairy hands not a prerequisite

So, you start with your hand in the ‘W for Wel­ling­ton’ shape. Con­nect with your part­ner fol­low­ing the Welly foot­path rule of stay­ing left (ie. your left­most fin­ger should be on the out­side of their right­most fin­ger). The join should be made up to the middle knuckle. Then (the coup-de-grace!) curl the ends of your fin­gers over. You’re now mak­ing a sym­bol­ic rep­res­ent­a­tion of the hilly Wel­ling­ton land­scape. Slide the fin­gers apart (sym­bol­ic rep­res­ent­a­tion of a cata­stroph­ic earth­quake, if you’re so inclined), and you’re done.

So cool.

Welcome to me

It is time to reveal my last name, and join the Wel­ling­tonista.

My usu­al cosy pad is over at Wanda Har­land. Gen­er­ally I write com­plete crap, so it is sur­pris­ing to find myself on such a fab­ulous web­site as this.

I prom­ise to try and res­ist writ­ing about the price of beans at Pak n Save, while keep­ing it real peeps (did I men­tion I’m a gang­sta rap­per?).

God. Enough. They’re going to sack me before I even get star­ted, and I value my corner suite at the Wel­ling­tonista Towers too much to stuff it up at this stage.

blognapped!

So, there I was, idly try­ing to export the old Wel­ling­tonista blog­spot entries across to our snappy new dot com address, and fail­ing miser­ably.

I decided to call it a night, and switch the pub­lish­ing tar­get back to the wel­ling­tonista blog­spot address, as my co-con­trib­ut­ors were doubt­less champ­ing at the bit to post their latest, insight­ful thoughts on our fair city onto the site.

But, upon tog­gling from the FTP pub­lish­ing option back to the pub­lish-to-blog­spot option, some­thing weird happened: “Sorry, this blog address is not avail­able.”

Yes indeed, in the couple of hours I’d had the blog­spot address off­line, someone had come in and blognapped it, repla­cing our lov­ingly craf­ted site with a spamb­log.

Arse­holes.

Any­way, this has but accel­er­ated our site shift­ing plans, so, farewell blog­spot, and hello wellingtonista.com.

Those of you with RSS links should­n’t have to change any­thing, but if you’ve got a link to us on your web­site, we’d appre­ci­ate it if you could update to the new dot com ver­sion of the address.

a Beehive of Wellingtonista

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Still going…

Just a quick update as to where things are at. First of all, thanks to every­one who’s come for­ward to offer advice and assist­ance. It’s been great, cheers. I’m still work­ing at get­ting this tem­plate work­ing over on my Word­Press build of the site (who’d have thought 3 column tem­plate lay­outs would be so hard […]

Away

As our small group of reg­u­lars will prob­ably have real­ised, we’re cur­rently on hol­i­day. Nat­alie is in Aus­tin liv­ing the high life at the SXSW Fest­iv­al, and I’m a bit busy with oth­er stuff, so will let this lie until I can get back into gear, and give it the amount of time it deserves […]