Bus woes

Stupid busesI’ve avoid­ed it as long as I can but I’m going to have to start lay­ing into the Welling­ton bus­es. This will serve two pur­pos­es — to gath­er a weight of evi­dence with which to con­struct a plat­form from which I can launch a series of more for­mal remon­strances; and pos­si­bly more impor­tant­ly, to make me feel bet­ter.

I have begun a jour­nal of woe — chron­i­cling my prob­lems and frus­tra­tions — and you can join in too, if you want.

WQL Results: Round Three

So, a lot of stu­pid deci­sions were made last night. Over a pre-quiz din­ner at Tul­si, the Welling­ton­ista thought that as well as drink­ing the wine they’d won at the Bris­tol last week, it was a good idea to drink two cans each of King­fish­er Strong, and then build a tow­er out of the cans. We’re pay­ing the price for that today. Then, decid­ing to do the quiz at JJ Mur­phy’s was also a stu­pid idea, because it took for­ev­er. And most stu­pid­ly at all, we for­got that when you do any­thing with hubris, there’s that whole pride goes before a fall thing, and so Xero beat us. By one point! Oh god, the human­i­ty. Sil­ver­stripe, the Alo­has and the M team all get 69 points since they weren’t there (why oh why do you hate us so, Sil­ver­stripe?). So the scores look like this:

Alo­has: 209
Click Suite: 213.5
M Team: 201
Sil­ver­stripe: 205
Welling­ton­ista: 264
Xero: 227

Wellingtonista Quiz League results: Round two

WQL logoLast night the WQL hit the Bris­tol, where the quiz had the advan­tage of ever-so high tech com­put­er graph­ics on screen, and the oppor­tu­ni­ty to win an ice machine and waf­fle-mak­er in the jack­pot draw, but the dis­ad­van­tage of a quiz mas­ter who refused to pro­nounce ‘Quiz­ing­ton­ista’ prop­er­ly. Because we could­n’t book, the bar was stu­pid­ly full, but luck­i­ly Click­Suite are bol­shy enough to ask peo­ple to leave to give them tables. The Alo­has were wear­ing their leis again, but did­n’t get extra points for them this time. The M team almost lost points for try­ing to steal one of our play­ers (we swear that most of them were pure­ly orna­men­tal!) but escaped because it was love­ly to meet the Amer­i­cans for the first time. But you know, if I was­n’t so damn hubris­tic and full of myself, I’d be start­ing to wor­ry that I smell bad or some­thing because nei­ther Sil­ver­stripe nor Xero showed up for quiz last night. So we’ll award them 72 points each, and I will com­fort myself with the bar tabs that we keep win­ning.

Points so far:

  • Alo­has: 140
  • Click Suite: 144.5
  • M: 132
  • Sil­ver­stripe: 136
  • Quiz­ing­ton­ista: 179
  • Xero: 141

So it’s look­ing like a pret­ty close game right now, and any­one could take out sec­ond and third places…

Wellingtonista Quiz League results: Round one

WQL logoSo, tonight was the inau­gur­al round of the WQL, and I reck­on it went quite well, real­ly. Quiztron and the M‑Team were no-shows (I under­stand why the M‑Team weren’t there, but I real­ly missed Quiztron), so if they can make it next week they’ll start out with the same points as the low­est-scor­ing team tonight. Which hap­pened to be the Alo­has, even though they got a bonus point for their cos­tumes (dude, they all total­ly got lei’ed). Sil­ver­stripe almost lost a point because Matt tried to make me cry (I can’t remem­ber the con­text, except that they kept try­ing to sit at our table), but ulti­mate­ly they earned a bonus point for their can-can.

Points so far:

  • Alo­has: 61
  • Click Suite: 71.5
  • Sil­ver­stripe: 64
  • Quiz­ing­ton­ista: 85
  • Xero: 69

Woo haa! Stayed tuned for the announce­ment of next week’s venue. If you want to join us, let me know, you’ll be start­ing out on 60.

The Wellingtonista Socialite Part I

It’s been a ban­ner week here at the Welling­ton­ista Tow­ers for drink­ing net­work­ing oppor­tu­ni­ties. Yes­ter­day was the VIP night at Beck­on, tonight was a Ponoko show­case at the Para­mount, and tomor­row we’re meet­ing up to dis­cuss our evil plans for world dom­i­na­tion.

Find out what we’ve been up to after the jump.

Announcing the Wellingtonista Quiz League

It’s oooooooooooooon! We are very hap­py to present you with a start­ing date for the Welling­ton­ista Quiz League — Tues­day July 24. We’d love you to par­tic­i­pate. Not only will you get to flex your brain mus­cles and check out the quiz nights at four dif­fer­ent pubs, but you’ll also get to net­work with like­mind­ed peo­ple and have a lot of fun. So now you need to find your­self three friends, send us an email to welling­ton­ista @ gmail.com or leave us a com­ment here with your team name, and sign up to the mail­ing list for Quiz League announce­ments which may look sus­pi­cious­ly like the Bowl­ing League mail­ing list. We’ll let you know which inner-city pub we’re start­ing at clos­er to the time.

After the break, the rules. Any ques­tions?

Wellingtonista Twitter

Being the hep cool web cats that we are, the Welling­ton­ista has recent­ly set our­selves up a Twit­ter account so that we can send out updates about what you should do with your­selves. If you’re already a twit­ter user, head on over to our account and sign up to receive the word from the streets, gen­er­al­ly at a one-or-two updates per day rate. If you haven’t used Twit­ter before, we’ve got a lit­tle spe­cif­ic how-to after the jump.

Early warning: The Wellingtonista Quiz League

I’ve been rather qui­et on the Welling­ton­ista front (well, for me any­way) because I’ve been busy fin­ish­ing up my con­tract and look­ing for a new job (any­one who knows of a new home for a per­son with tremen­dous writ­ing, edit­ing and com­mu­ni­ca­tion skills who knows the inter­nets like the back of her hand should get in touch), but when I come back from a trop­i­cal hol­i­day, the Welling­ton­ista will be very very excit­ed to announce the start of the Welling­ton­ista Quiz League.

This will be held a dif­fer­ent inner-city pub each week on Tues­day night for four weeks, and point totals is what you’re after. So start assem­bling your team of four now, and look out for more details in the sec­ond week of July.

You will want to enter this, no one who par­tic­i­pat­ed in the Bowl­ing League regret­ted it, and I’m sure they would hap­pi­ly fur­nish you with test­mo­ni­als about the awe­some­ness that is par­tic­i­pat­ing in a Welling­ton­ista event!

WBL: Results round three

Oooh! Things are real­ly get­ting excit­ing now.

For­mer league cham­pi­ons Xero took on Clemenger last night and did­n’t come out vic­to­ri­ous.

Mean­while the ran­dom point award­ed for most gut­ter balls (cho­sen by Sil­ver­stripe as last week’s ran­dom point win­ners) allowed the Bowl­ing­ton­ista to give up last place to Click­Suite — although if I could repeat my hilar­i­ous joke about there being no ‘I’ in ‘Well­ng­ton­s­ta Bowl­ng League’, Click­Suite did once again have the high­est scor­ing indi­vid­ual play­er. Ryan man­aged to beat Clemenger’s Dr. Broad for that title even though Dr Broad got four strikes in a row, and Click­Suite are no doubt weighed down by their ridicu­lous facial hair that they’re grow­ing for Maystache.

And while Bowl­tron had promised to form into one mighty lion if their score went over 500, unfor­tu­nate­ly that just did­n’t come to pass. They still creamed us though, even despite our attempts at dis­trac­tion with clever rhyming chants. League table and indi­vid­ual points after the jump.

Graphingtonista

Occa­sion­al­ly, and only just occa­sion­al­ly my geek side shine though. This hap­pens to be one of those days, so for your enlight­en­ment and please I present The Welling­ton­ista in graph form.

In case all those colours con­fuse you this is what they mean…

  • blue: for links
  • red: for tables
  • green: for the DIV tag
  • vio­let: for images (the IMG tag)
  • yel­low: for forms (FORM, INPUT, TEXTAREA, SELECT and OPTION tags)
  • orange: for line­breaks and block­quotes (BR, P, and BLOCKQUOTE tags)
  • black: the HTML tag, the root node
  • gray: all oth­er tags

…and if you are still con­fused, don’t wor­ry I am also, but don’t we look pret­ty 🙂

If you want to see our graph mag­i­cal­ly pop­u­late check out. After which you can try your own web site.