Preview: WHY ARE WE STILL HERE?

You’ll remem­ber Emma from her reviews right here on the ‘ista. Turns out she’s putting her mon­ey where her mouth is, so I had a chat with her about it. Why are we still here? Feb­ru­ary 5–9pm Bats The­atre Emma! You’re doing a play! What’s it all about? Four women break into an aban­doned the­atre […]

Introducing the House of Boom

When I opened up anoth­er branch of Wan­da Har­land, Joan­na inter­viewed me all about it, so I fig­ured with House of Boom about to launch, it was time for me to return the favour. Okay what’s going on? You’re launch­ing your own cloth­ing label? Yes! I got fed up with the lack of eth­i­­cal­­ly-made options […]

Review: A Slightly Isolated Dog’s Santa Claus

San­ta Claus brings A Slight­ly Iso­lat­ed Dog’s usu­al charm, wit and innu­en­do to BATS’ Ran­dom Stage for the telling of a tale about a San­ta Claus who is rather tired of putting up with naughty peo­ple’s bull­shit. I shall not go too far into the plot of this six­­ty-minute show — to save you all from […]

“Slow down you bastards”

Tom’s been walk­ing again. Fol­low his lat­est tramp­ing adven­ture from tra­vers­ing the Hutt Val­ley to Kāpi­ti via the Akatarawa Road here.

Review: Puss in Boots

Cir­ca The­atre’s Christ­mas pan­tomime this year is Puss in Boots. It’s a tale as old as time, if that tale were set in the wilds of Te Aro and Karori and fea­tured many dick jokes, jabs at Gareth Mor­gan and fan­tas­ti­cal dance num­bers. It’s 2018. Or there abouts. Camil­la Miller — a griev­ing wid­ow woman — […]

Review: Actual Fact

Reviewed by our fan­tas­tic guest review­er, Shan­non Gillies (@dashright­in) on Twit­ter! The audi­ence arrived warm and will­ing to be enter­tained — and they were. Actu­al Fact explored sto­ry telling. Not in a way that is gen­er­al­ly cel­e­brat­ed in our soci­ety — such as I’m an adven­tur­er, sportsper­son, a politi­cian — lis­ten to or read of […]

Review/s: New Zealand Improv Fest Bonanza

I saw four improv shows last night as part of the New Zealand Improv Fes­ti­val. In the inter­ests of brevi­ty, here’s a joint review of all four. Austen Found  Pen­ny Ash­ton’s Austen Found is a per­am­bu­la­tion into the world of one of Jane Austen’s lost musi­cals — in this case, the sto­ry of one Vic­to­ria Sandy­bot­tom, who […]

Review: Space Patrol 5 (NZ Improv Festival)

I leaned over to my the­a­tre-going com­pan­ion just before the start of this show and point­ed at one of the audi­ence-made space­ships lying on the floor of BATS’ Ran­dom Stage. “That space­ship looks a lot like a dil­do,” I remarked, pre­scient­ly as always, and he agreed. The audi­ence, in an ode to pre­dictabil­i­ty, chose it. […]

Public transport nirvana

<rant> Imag­ine if you could down­load an app and tap a few onscreen but­tons to cre­ate a Tap and Go pub­lic trans­port pay­ment card that lived inside your phone. Then imag­ine that you could add some dol­lars to this card with a cou­ple more taps. Now you’re using it on bus­es, trains, in con­ve­nience stores, […]

Review: Uneasy Dreams and Other Things

Direct­ed by Sara Brodie. Writ­ten by Lori Leigh. Uneasy Dreams and Oth­er Things is a glo­ri­ous, hilar­i­ous (in some places) piece of the­atre, inspired by Franz Kafka’s The Meta­mor­pho­sis.  How­ev­er, instead of turn­ing into a giant bug overnight, our reluc­tant hero­ine, Saman­tha (Lydia Peck­ham), grows a penis. She spends the entire­ty of the play try­ing to deal […]