Celluloid architecture

These days it seem like there’s a spe­cial­ist film fest­iv­al for every taste and interest: human rights, veget­ables, silent films and even Phoenix dac­tyl­ifera. There’s even one for archi­tec­ture buffs, and the Wel­ling­ton sea­son starts at the Pent­house this Fri­day.

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Dear Fellow Bus Passenger,

for god's sake, move down the back!…if you find your­self halfway down the bus, dur­ing rush-hour, with the entire rear of the bus’s aisle not only empty, but with half a dozen seats still there for tak­ing, please don’t just stand there, act­ing as a dam against the ever-increas­ing human stream for­cing its way up against your incon­sid­er­ate arse.

Mov­ing back, and up that one small step is all that divides you from a pos­sible seat, and from allow­ing anoth­er ten or so people onto this bus, instead of caus­ing them to wait 10 minutes until the next (prob­ably also over­crowded) bus arrives. Arse­hole.

Bar Wars

The Cap­it­al Times has begun its 2006 Best of Wel­ling­ton sur­vey (not online), invit­ing read­ers to vote for their favour­ite things under dozens of cat­egor­ies.

How­ever, one cat­egory is glar­ingly absent: best bar. They have best bar­man, bar­maid, music ven­ue and nightclub, but no bar (or best Mar­tini, for that mat­ter).

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Newtown words

Newtown spoken word - flier
Tomor­row night, the New­town Com­munity and Cul­tur­al Centre hosts New­town Spoken Word Winter 06, an open mike event organ­ised by the Word Col­lect­ive, the people who brought you Sk8board Poets, Karaoke Poetry and the Word Fest­ivals. It starts at 7:30pm at the corner of Rintoul & Colombo streets, and entry is by koha. For more inform­a­tion, call Craig on 027 242 3453.

Snakes! On a plane! In Wellington!

ph33r my photoshop skillsNot that long ago, the Lon­don Time Out ran a fea­ture on pir­ates in Lon­don to cel­eb­rate the release of Pir­ates of the Carib­bean 2. Way to be hip, Time Out. Every­one who’s any­one knows that the actu­al most import­ant movie this year is Snakes on Plane – or as some like to call it “Mother­fuck­ing snakes on a mother­fuck­ing plane”. So, in trib­ute to this movie that opens on Thursday, the Wel­ling­tonista is proud to present this very spe­cial activ­ity guide to recre­at­ing snakes on a plane in Wel­ling­ton:

Musique Non Stop

While you were sleeping poster, 05/08/06(right, that’s the oblig­at­ory Kraft­werk ref­er­ence out of the way)

This week­end’s a busy one for fol­low­ers of elec­tron­ic and dance music. Tomor­row night, Mod­ule’s live band (includ­ing Rhi­an Shee­han and Raashi Malik) plays the late set at Cab­aret. From there, it’s just a quick jaunt along Cour­tenay Place to Sand­wiches for Rhom­bus, who will be start­ing at about … oh, whenev­er gigs start at Sand­wiches these days.

After a late night like that, on Sat­urday you might be in the mood for some­thing more laid-back, so try out While_you_were_sleeping’s explor­a­tions of ambi­ent and exper­i­ment­al sounds at Room 101 (under Bar Bodega) from 8pm. To get a pre­view of the sounds on offer, listen to The Ses­sion on Radio Act­ive tonight, fea­tur­ing tracks and inter­views from some of the artists involved (incld­ing Pang, Pan­or­am­ica and Anaes­thesia Asso­ci­ates).

So So Mod­ern, Dis­astera­dio and Chair­man Miaow, will be play­ing an Amnesty Inter­na­tion­al bene­fit show at Indigo The San Fran­cisco Bat­house from 9:30. And if you’ve any pills energy left, Con­cord Dawn and Minu­it are play­ing not one but two gigs at Sub­n­ine: all-ages from 7pm to 10pm, and grown-ups only from 11pm.

It’s not my bag, baby!

Pos­ted in the win­dow of a cer­tain shop in Cuba St:

It's not my bag baby! Oh the shame.
I guess he won’t be try­ing that again.

Dancing in the streets

Amnesty Inter­na­tion­al are look­ing to recruit street per­formers to sup­port human rights as part of Free­dom Week 2006(their annu­al aware­ness and fun­drais­ing week 31 july – 6 august)

Money col­lec­ted on the streets this year will sup­port their crisis cam­paign­ing work, in par­tic­u­lar their work to stop human rights abuses in Dar­fur, Sudan.

To help raise the pro­file of Free­dom Week, and boost pub­lic dona­tions, for the first time this year, they’re ask­ing artists, busk­ers and per­form­ing arts stu­dents to give up half an hour or an hour of their time to busk on Free­dom Day, their street appeal day. In Wel­ling­ton that’s Thursday 3rd August.

This is an invite to dance for love in the street to sup­port Amnesty Inter­na­tion­al’s Free­dom Day.

What: Free­dom Day street per­form­ance with Wel­ling­ton Batu­cada (for Amnesty Inter­na­tion­al’s Free­dom Week)

When: Thursday 3rd August, between 5 and 6pm

Where: Corner of Lamb­ton Quay and Feath­er­ston St (in front of Old Bank Arcade)

Cos­tumes: To be advised

Oth­er: There will be no prac­tices, so you will need to be con­fid­ent in fol­low­ing carnival/samba reg­gae moves as lead by a teach­er and free­styl­ing as well.

Shake it for a good cause, or just go along and show your sup­port.

Tom’s Martini on National Radio

martini - stirred, not shakenFor those who missed Tom dis­cuss­ing his Wel­ling­ton Mar­tini mis­sion on Kim Hill’s Sat­urday morn­ing Nation­al Radio, here’s a stream­ing mp3 link of the show. (Just click on it – it should fire up your default mp3 play­er and play the file. Don’t know how long the link will stay act­ive, though.)

If win­dows media format is more your thing (and, if it is, may we recom­mend you review your digit­al media usage options), then head over the Nation­al Radio site and try chan­ging the set­tings there.

Williams Gallery

There is a great exhib­i­tion at the Wil­li­ams Gal­lery in Petone fea­tur­ing a range of prints by Michael Smith­er. Most of the art uses fairly abstract forms in a lim­ited palette. I rate them highly. Don’t be put off by the boat pic­ture on the Wil­li­ams web­site, because frankly I think there are far stronger pieces than that.

Very appeal­ing too are the prices. Plenty to be had for under $1000, and if you’re in the mar­ket to spend more, you can get a lovely big print.

And for the more sens­it­ive amongst you, I did­n’t notice any paint­ings by Patrick Wil­li­ams star­ring lady bits. Praise be.