Kai in our puku

bread bowlsRecently we asked you where the best places to eat on Lamb­ton Quay are, and nat­ur­ally, the inter­net word-of-mouth answered: Kapai Salads in Lamb­ton Square.

There’s plenty of reas­ons to love Kapai, includ­ing:

  • Whānau: Every­one knows someone who knows the own­ers, hence the mass emails and bul­let­in board post­ings about the shop.
  • Mata: Your salad will be freshly made right in front of you, and you will get to choose the ingre­di­ants your­self. No droopy lettuce and skanky­ass grated cheese here, no no.
  • Tai­ao: The soup is served in bowls made out of bread, while salads are served in potato­paks (which you prob­ably would­n’t want to eat, although tech­nic­ally they’re safe enough to), min­im­ising envir­on­ment­al dam­age. Plus, the cof­fee’s fair trade.

We’d like them to offer lists of avail­able ingre­di­ants and make it a little clear­er which are the gour­met ones that’ll set you back an extra $1.50, but when you can get a roc­quette, falafel and feta salad with aioli in less than five minutes and feel good about doing it, you’ll def­in­itely be going back.

Crazy Intersections of our time: #31

the madnessThis week, the stretch of Adelaide Road where it inter­sects with Brito­mart Street/Herald Street, and then, a little fur­ther up the road, with Lux­ford Street.

As you can see on our hast­ily assembled little map on the right there, North-flow­ing traffic splits into two lanes once it gets past the Britomart/Herald inter­sec­tion, so right-turn­ing traffic gets its own turn­ing lane into Lux­ford.

Now, this would work fine if there wer­en’t a couple of 5 minute park­ing spots (out­side a dairy) in the straight-ahead lane (photo 2). Cars parked in that 5 minute spot (indic­ated by blue in the graph­ic) act as a road­b­lock, so once the turn­ing lane hits a red light, traffic quickly backs up to the point where no-one can actu­ally get into the straight-ahead lane (photo 3).

Muka

The Set­tlers Museum is host­ing the MUKA YOUTH PRINT EXHIBITION 2006.

The exhib­i­tion fea­tures a col­lec­tion of forty ori­gin­al litho­graphs by twenty prom­in­ent artists from New Zea­l­and, Aus­tralia and Europe.

The exhib­i­tion is unique in that it is only open to young people aged 5 to 18. The idea is that young people are giv­en the oppor­tun­ity to see, select and buy an art work that they like, unin­flu­enced by adults or the name of the artist. All the works reflect the nor­mal style of the artists and there is no “talking down” to the chil­dren.

The uni­form low price means that this is an excel­lent way for young people to get real works of art into their hands.

Set­tlers Museum
The Esplanade
Petone

25 and 26 Novem­ber
12 noon – 5pm

The horror!

Video­blood brings you ‘FIRST BLOOD’. This dvd pro­ject brings togeth­er 11 video artists and vis­ion­ar­ies to cre­ate an ori­gin­al mas­ter­piece with the only rule being that it had to fin­ish with­in 90 seconds.

Filled with motion graph­ics, stop motion, clay­ma­tion, porno, com­edy, 3d, sur­gery, fly­ing, dude, geisha, planets,cosmic arts, snails and all in one serving of 15 minutes.

The Para­mount is a massive theatre, tell every­one to come along because it’s FREE! FREE! FREE!

Fea­tur­ing work from:

Alistair Cheyne
Vin­cent Lowe & Jon Strang
Lak­sh­man Anandanay­agam
Mike Heynes
Sally Tran
Guy Cap­per
Matt Pitt
Paul Her­schell
Sam Webber & Gareth O’bri­en
Ed Dav­is
Jeremy Mans­ford

Check out the teas­er at:
www.videoblood.com

FIRST BLOOD DVD LAUNCH SCREENING FRIDAY NOVEMBER 3RD, 9:30pm PARAMOUNT THEATRE

Wellington Lions set to Roar

despite gluing his hand to his head, Nonu still took his place in the starting lineup…and if I had a cent five cents ten cents for every time that pun has been used

Any­way, the Wel­ling­ton Lions are indeed headed North this week­end to take on Waikato (who, like Hadyn in his Drop­kick­’s guise, does­n’t have an ‘offi­cial’ nick­name) in the final of the NPC Cup. There they’ll be con­fron­ted by a very in-form team, a sta­di­um full of fant­ic­al cow­bell ringing Waikato sup­port­ers, and their own cap­ab­il­ity to implode in spec­tac­u­lar fash­ion.

Wel­ling­ton haven’t won the NPC tour­na­ment since 2000, and Waikato four­teen years back in 1992 (the only time they’ve won it, in fact). Omin­ously though, it had been fouteen years since Wel­ling­ton won their last trophy, and in this year’s round-robin play, Waikato were con­vin­cing win­ners over the Lions.

So, whadda we think? Are Wel­ling­ton up for it? Will the fast and flashy Lions turn up? Or the bum­bling and clue­less Wel­ling­ton team that occa­sion­ally takes their place?

Mother Baby & Child Show

In your spare moments not spent at Craft­werk this week­end, you may like to come out to sunny Hutt City for the Moth­er Baby and Child Show. This free event fea­tures an array of exhib­its from enter­pris­ing moth­ers (catch­ily titled Mumz Biz).

Not wish­ing to pimp my own ride too much, watch me pimp my ride. Baby­li­cious will be there, as will uber-loc­al-clev­er-evil-bears, the Scrap­pers.Srappers pillows

Hor­ti­cul­tur­al Hall, Laings Road, Lower Hutt.

Sunday, Octo­ber 22nd – 10.30am to 5.00pm

Monday, Octo­ber 23rd – 10.00am to 5.00pm

Spend it

Wel­ling­ton may be New Zeal­and’s most excit­ing city, but that’s not enough to earn us one of Wallpaper*s City Guides. Almost as galling as the news that Auck­land will get one next year is the fact that this dis­qual­i­fies us from enter­ing Grid­skip­per­’s $100 a day con­test and win­ning the com­plete set of guides.

Still, that should­n’t stop us. What’s the best way to blow US$100 (about $150 Kiwi) in Wel­ling­ton in a day?

Silicon Welly

We did­n’t even have to come up with that pun – it came pre­formed via Idea­log, in an art­icle which talks about how Wel­ling­ton is help­ing to make the web ‘cool’ again in New Zea­l­and.

With the likes of TradeMe, Pro­jectX (the lat­ter being the cre­at­ors of zoomin.co.nz), and, well, us, being based in our fair old town, not to men­tion those movie guys over at Weta, Wel­ling­ton is quickly mak­ing a name for itself as a hub of cre­at­ive tech­no­lo­gic­al endeav­our. As is poin­ted out over at the Pro­jectX blog

Wel­ling­ton is hot­ting up with start-up fever. I know of 4–5 star­tups that are cur­rently in the pipeline. With Weta now scal­ing up in terms of people and pro­jects (more movies, anim­a­tion and games) , Wel­ling­ton is a buzz with all the activ­ity. There are going to be some good oppor­tun­it­ies for skilled people to work on some kick ass pro­jects.

Full art­icle here…

How am I funny?

I'm here to fucking amuse you?

What do ya mean, funny? Let me under­stand this cause, I don’t know maybe it’s me, I’m a little fucked up maybe, but I’m funny how? I mean, funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh… I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

Errr, that’s not really rel­ev­ant, but it is a good scene.

Any­way, if you think you are funny, register your­self for the Wel­ling­ton Com­edy Club’s Rook­ie com­pet­i­tion, tak­ing place at the San Fran­cisco Bath­house on Octo­ber 21st (as per the Com­edy Club’s web­site), or maybe the the 19th of Octo­ber (as per New­town Ghetto Anger­’s web­site). Head over to the Wel­ling­ton Com­edy Club web­site for more details.

There’s also a related work­shop for bud­ding comedi­ans to hone their skills – a one hour ses­sion with some loc­al pros on the 12th of Octo­ber, again at the SF Bath­house. More details on that at New­town Ghetto Anger.

Links for Monday, 9 October 2006