Cruisy

Evid­ently, spend­ing four­teen nights on board a lux­uri­ous float­ing hotel can be a little dis­or­i­ent­at­ing so every night at mid­night a crew mem­ber goes around all the elev­at­ors on the ship and swaps out a little plaque on the floor with the cor­rect day of the week. This is one of sev­er­al fairly astound­ing facts this […]

New-ish at the Movies: Blue Jasmine, Riddick, What Maisie Knew, Romeo & Juliet: A Love Song and The Best Offer

When did “late-per­i­od: Woody Allen start? Was it with Match Point (when he finally left New York for some new scenery)? Or should we con­sider these last ten, globe-trot­t­ing, years as late‑r Woody? The last ten years have cer­tainly been up and down in terms of qual­ity. Scoop was all-but diabol­ic­al. Vicky Cristina Bar­celona was […]

New-ish at the movies: Jobs, The Weight of Elephants, Red 2, White House Down, Salinger & In the House

The best way I can think of to sum up Jobs, the hast­ily-pre­­pared not-quite adapt­a­tion of Wal­ter Isaac­son’s hast­ily-pub­­l­ished bio­graphy of the Apple co-founder, is that its sub­ject would have hated it. After all, Steve had taste and – fam­ously – exer­cised it. He also did­n’t release products until they were ready where­as Joshua Michael […]

New-ish at the Movies: Kick-Ass 2, The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones, Much Ado About Nothing & Frances Ha

There has been much dis­cus­sion in the circles in which I move about the quant­ity of films released to loc­al cinemas. Not only are there too many films com­ing out every week – too many for each one to gen­er­ate much heat at any rate – but the ones that are com­ing out aren’t always […]

New-ish at the Movies: Pain & Gain, Only God Forgives, The Wolverine, The Way Way Back, The Conjuring & Byzantium

Still hov­er­ing around some loc­al cinemas – and the longest-delayed of all my out­stand­ing reviews – Still Mine is a sur­pris­ingly effect­ive Cana­dian drama about an eld­erly man (James Crom­well, 73 but play­ing a fit 89) determ­ined to build a new house for his wife (Geneviéve Bujold) before her memory deserts her com­pletely. Crom­well gives […]

New-ish at the Movies: Elysium, Stoker, We’re the Millers, The Heat, Giselle, Private Peaceful, Reality and Now You See Me

With this year’s fest­iv­al now a rap­idly dimin­ish­ing memory – and my recov­ery from that event (plus anoth­er magazine pub­lished, some “live” pod­cast record­ings, a few Q&A’s, some dir­ect­or inter­views and a Big Screen Sym­posi­um) almost com­plete – I return to the com­mer­cial cinema and what do I find? Twenty-three new films have been released […]

Preview: 2013 New Zealand International Film Festival

Now, I’m risk­ing the ire of the extremely help­ful and gen­er­ous New Zea­l­and Inter­na­tion­al Film Fest­iv­al team here, but I’m going to recom­mend an approach to fest­iv­al-going that will prob­ably reward you more than it will them. Here goes: don’t book for any­thing. Don’t plan your life around any par­tic­u­lar screen­ing of any par­tic­u­lar film. […]

New at the Movies: The World’s End, Pacific Rim, The Look of Love + School Holiday Roundup

I can ima­gine some people not enjoy­ing The World’s End. People who don’t care about – or even notice – cine­mat­ic crafts­man­ship, people who think that being self-ref­er­­en­­tial means being self-indul­­gent, audi­ences who prefer their action sequences to be cos­mic in scale and meas­ured in mega­bytes per second rather than laughs per minute – I […]

New-ish at the Movies: Man of Steel, Everybody Has a Plan and White Lies

Man of Steel is a self-con­­s­ciously epic re-ima­­gin­ing of the Super­man story, first told in print in the 1930s and most recently rebooted on screen by Bry­an Sing­er as Super­man Returns just pri­or to the com­mence­ment of my review­ing career in 2006. It’s remark­able both for the scale of the pro­duc­tion, the stakes for pro­du­cers […]

New-ish at the Movies: World War Z, After Earth and The Hunt

Blood­less zom­bies would appear to be that latest trend if April’s Warm Bod­ies and this week’s World War Z are any­thing to go by. No blood means stu­di­os get a lower cen­sor­ship clas­si­fic­a­tion and – hope­fully – a big­ger audi­ence. But the absence of vis­cera also appears to bring with it a loss of meta­phor­ic […]