John Lake — The Candidate

Pho­tog­ra­ph­er John Lake, who we last saw at Toi Poneke with The Rise and Fall of West­ern Civil­i­sa­tion: Part One, is back at the Toi Poneke Gallery with a new exhi­bi­tion, this time look­ing at the Welling­ton Cen­tral can­di­dates in the 2008 gen­er­al elec­tion and their many sup­port­ers.

Here’s some of the city coun­cil’s press release, writ­ten in the future tense:
 
The exhi­bi­tion con­sists of por­traits of all of last year’s can­di­dates for Welling­ton Cen­tral. These por­traits — stripped of all pos­si­ble con­no­ta­tions by using the same white back­ground and light­ing — will line the gallery walls. Pho­tos doc­u­ment­ing oth­er parts of the cam­paign — such as par­ty sup­port­ers flanked in par­ty flags, vol­un­teers at work, union ral­lies and polit­i­cal debates in big halls or even sit­ting rooms — will also com­ple­ment the por­trait dis­play.
Review after the jump.

Auckland, Wellington and Madeleine Sami’s awesome biceps

You may have seen the cov­er of March issue of Metro mag­a­zine. Madeleine Sami, hang­ing off the Sky Tow­er, look­ing all glam while hold­ing a minia­ture Peter Jackson/King Kong. “Auck­land rules OK! How Welling­ton’s los­ing the cul­tur­al wars” the head­line reck­ons. 

Oh noez! Is it true? Are Bats the­atre and Te Papa and the City Gallery and the Cuba Car­ni­val mere pif­fle in the face of the mighty Auck­land?
 
Can’t we all just get along? Find out after the jump.
 

Review: Turbine

Wind farms seem like a real­ly good idea. They use wind (a good thing) and they’re a farm (anoth­er good thing) so any­one who com­plains about it should just shut up and think of the polar bears, right?
 
Except it’s a bit dif­fer­ent when those 111-metre-high tow­ers are now all  you can see out the win­dows of your house and you’re wor­ried about the effect the vibra­tions from the tur­bine will have on your dog.
 
This ten­sion between tur­bine-lov­ing pow­er com­pa­nies and the peo­ple who live in the area of a planned wind tur­bine instal­la­tion is at the core of Tur­bine, the new SEEyD The­atre Com­pa­ny pro­duc­tion at Down­stage.
 
More after the jump…

Super Fry

Stephen Fry, actor, author, wit and geek, is on his way to dear sweet Welling­ton and we are rather excit­ed!

He’s com­ing to Aotearoa New Zealand to film some bits for a BBC series he’s pre­sent­ing, Anoth­er Chance To See, where he’s trav­el­ling the world, check­ing up on endan­gered species. While he’s in Welling­ton, he’ll be vis­it­ing the Karori Wildlife Sanc­tu­ary to see how the kakapo tuatara are doing (rather well, thank you).

Oh, but this is no ordi­nary vis­it by a sleb.

Mr Fry, being a glo­ri­ous geek, has been util­is­ing the mod­ern pow­ers of the inter­webs to doc­u­ment the film­ing of the series.

He’s been mak­ing reg­u­lar tweets to his Twit­ter account (and fos­tered a Twit­ter com­mu­ni­ty of Fry fans), upload­ing pho­tos from his iPhone, post­ing video blogs of his African adven­tures, and just gen­er­al­ly keep­ing a full and inter­est­ing web­site, doc­u­ment­ing his trav­els.

This is great news for all! Because it means that instead of get­ting out there and stalk­ing him when he’s in town, you can actu­al­ly spend that time lying around, drink­ing yum­my Mar­gar­i­tas and keep up with Mr Fry’s adven­tures with the lap­top in your tiki shack, instead of hav­ing to go to the effort of get­ting out and stalk­ing him.

(Of course, if you do hap­pen to see him out and about, let us know!)

2008 TAWAs — the winners!

We all had a com­plete­ly bril­liant time on Thurs­day night at the TAWAs!

It was great to see so many of y’all along there, along with the awe­some nom­i­nees and a few celebri­ty guests (not that Welling­ton has any actu­al celebri­ties, but, you know…)

Thanks to our fab­u­lous spon­sors who gave us swag and prizes

And thanks also to Welling­ton Cen­tral MP Grant Robert­son for pre­sent­ing the Welling­ton­ian of the Year award, which went to Cal­lum Brown of Green Cabs.

After the awards, we relaxed to the lazy sounds of The Lone­some Cow­boy, and then danced up a storm to Bun­nies on Ponies, who end­ed their set with a v. swingo­ril­liant cov­er of Dire Straits ‘Sul­tans of Swing’.

It was a super evening, and now that our Fri­day post-TAWAs fug has worn off, we’re look­ing for­ward to the 2009 TAWAs.

All that remains now is to cel­e­brate this year’s win­ners. We encour­age you to sup­port these busi­ness and places (in fact, all the nom­i­nees are awe­some), as they’re all part of why Welling­ton is such an excel­lent town.

The COLOSSAL SQUID of Te Papa

Collossal SquidTe Papa, the nat­ur­al his­to­ry muse­um of New Zealand, is now hous­ing the Colos­sal Squid.

That’s right, it’s a COLOSSAL SQUID. Squidzil­la! Squid-Ra!

It’s become quite a draw card, so of course the Welling­ton­ista had to check it out.

The Colos­sal Squid

This lady-squid is housed in a pur­pose-built tank. Some may find it awe-inspir­ing, oth­ers may find it revolt­ing. The squid has a sort of pinky out­er lay­er of squid­skin which is peel­ing off.

Did you know that squids have a beak like a par­rot. Uug­gh!

3D AV Squid­tac­u­lar

Off to the side is a the­atrette show­ing a com­put­er ani­ma­tion of how the squid was acci­den­tal­ly caught by a fish­ing boat. I know what you’re think­ing: “Bor­ing, grand­ma! I am gen­er­a­tion Y or even Z! I don’t use vow­els, I have a two sec­ond atten­tion span, car­ry three cell­phones and can’t watch a bor­ing old 5 minute video about a squid!”

Well, for­tu­nate­ly Te Papa have tak­en care of this and made the video in 3D. Yes, so you get to strap on a pair of glass­es and watch the Colos­sal Squid being cap­tured by a fish­ing boat in 3D. In three­eee-deeeee!

Whoa! Trip­py as, man. Etc.

Sorry ma, forgot to take out the trash

There I was tak­ing a leisure­ly stroll along Lambton Quay when I hap­pened to glance down Stout Street and sud­den­ly noticed that the street was com­plete­ly blocked by a giant pile of rub­bish!

The Giant Pile of Rubbish

Good­ness crikey me! What envi­roter­ror has spewed on Stout? All is explained after the jump.

Google Street View knows where you live

Google Maps has today launched Street View for Auck­land, Welling­ton and Christchurch all over New Zealand.

A few months ago, on what looks to have been ear­ly in the morn­ing in win­ter, the Google­mo­bile drove around the streets of our fair city, pho­tograph­ing the streets.

You can now view these streetscapes as the clos­est zoom-in on Google Maps. They even made it down Cuba Mall!


View Larg­er Map

Street View in oth­er coun­tries has brought up all sorts of inter­est­ing finds, from “Hey, that’s me!” to get­ting snapped out enter­ing a broth­el (though Google say they will blur the faces of any­one who could be iden­ti­fied).

So if you find any­thing inter­est­ing, do share it with us — you might be reward­ed with a free tick­et to the TAWAs!

Update

Could it be? Is this famil­iar look­ing woman at the gate of Pre­mier House its for­mer res­i­dent, Helen Clark? 


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The Old Shebang of Cuba Street

The Nation­al Library has joined the Flickr Com­mons project, whack­ing up many of their pho­tos on Flickr. At the moment, there’s not much from Welling­ton, but we’re hop­ing that will change as more are uploaded.

One par­tic­u­lar Welling­ton delight, how­ev­er, is a set of pho­tos of a ram­shackle house on Cuba Street called the Old She­bang (she­bang in this instance means dwelling).

And as well as that, Google are in the process of putting Life mag­a­zine’s archive of 10 mil­lion pho­tos online. So far, search­ing for Welling­ton brings up slim pick­ings, but it’ll be worth check­ing back on as the archive grows.

But until then, you can browse Life’s New Zealand pho­tos. Or, um, check out this pho­to of Madon­na look­ing all cool in 1984.

Splish Splash: Bucket Fountain Update

There’s been a bit of action going on at the old Buck­et Foun­tain, icon of Cuba Street.

First, it mys­te­ri­ous­ly dis­ap­peared:

We ini­tial­ly thought this was a retro ’80s David Cop­per­field-style mag­ic trick, but it turns out it was just tak­en down for main­te­nance.

The foun­tain returned, with a fresh coat of paint, ready to splash the good folk of Cuba Mall once again.

But then a hand-writ­ten sign appeared up the top. It’s not so leg­i­ble from the street, but zoom­ing in revealed this mes­sage:

“Prove your hunter-gath­er­er skills by find­ing food in the for­est at Te Papa.”

Per­haps, with the Cur­rent Eco­nom­ic Sit­u­a­tion, Te Papa is right to put the empha­sis on nat­ur­al his­to­ry and away from art.

And if you’d like to escape the mis­ery of mod­ern life, you can now jour­ney back in time to when the Buck­et Foun­tain was first installed in 1969, thanks to the WCC’s The Cuba Street Mem­o­ries Project.

From this, we learn that the Buck­et Foun­tain was orig­i­nal­ly nick­named the Sug­ar Shov­el Foun­tain and it was paint­ed yel­low and black (so 2000s!).