Stock Market Goes Haywire!

Is it just me, or is the NZX ani­mat­ed dis­play much more aes­thet­i­cal­ly pleas­ing when it goes berserk?

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Catch of the day

PhotobucketPis­ci­vores rejoice! A cou­ple of local fish­ing boats have start­ed to dock at Chaf­fers Mari­na on Sun­days and are sell­ing their wares direct to the pub­lic, and it will make a nice com­ple­ment to the meat & veg at Wai­t­an­gi Park mar­ket. The species on offer no doubt depend upon what’s caught on the day, but today’s offer­ings ran from grop­er steaks and blue ware­hou to octo­pus (for those with a ten­ta­cle fetish) and kina (for those who like it spiny and slimy).

More fishy good­ness after the jump.

Lordy Lordi

Accord­ing to our spies, nois­es are ema­nat­ing from the TSB Are­na that indi­cate the pres­ence of met­al at vary­ing degrees of heav­i­ness. The auto­graph-hunters wait­ing out­side con­firm that this might indeed be a warm-up for this week­end’s rock­tas­tic may­hem. Pen­ni­less bogans of Welling­ton! Get your­self to Queens Wharf for a free sam­pler of Rock2Wgtn and a chance to meet your (wiz­ened) heroes!

Pizza overload

All you gourmets and gour­mands will no doubt know about Sco­pa’s attempt on the world piz­za-eat­ing record on Sat­ur­day the 22nd, and the fact that if you join in you will essen­tial­ly be eat­ing FREE piz­za. If that sounds like your sort of thing (and why would­n’t it?), then you’ll need to reg­is­ter first, and accord­ing to Tex­ture, you’ll have to do so by Mon­day.

To get in the mood, you could do worse than wad­dle down to the Over­seas Pas­sen­ger Ter­mi­nal this Sun­day for the Ital­ian Fes­ta, which is also spon­sored by Sco­pa among oth­ers. Com­bine that with the fact that the recent­ly papered-over win­dows of the for­mer Imbibe are cov­ered in plen­ty of Ital­ian Fes­ta posters, and one might start to guess who’s plan­ning to rein­vig­o­rate that Swan lane favourite. Could it be the Bresolin boys?

Homage to Duchamp

Here’s anoth­er one of the wee guys in this series of tem­po­rary sculp­tures:

Gargoyle temporary sculpture

Quite an appro­pri­ate loca­tion, atop the long-aban­doned toi­lets and amid the con­struc­tion of the new Courte­nay Place park.

If you can use some exotic booze…

…there’s a bar in Cuba Mall. Okay, so that does­n’t swing quite as well as the orig­i­nal, but those with a long­ing for out­ra­geous cos­tumes and hard drink­ing, but who can’t stom­ach the Sev­ens, ought to know that it’s Tiki Bar week­end at Mat­ter­horn.
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That’s right: you have one more night to savour con­coc­tions based on clas­sics by Trad­er Vic and Beach­bum Berry; bar staff dressed as Hawai­ian deities; bub­bling caul­drons of lethal­ly refresh­ing punch; and some of the cheesi­est slices of lounge exot­i­ca ever com­mit­ted to vinyl.

Bars and Bites

This is in the vein of The Welling­ton­ista Bar Fly-les, but I thought I’d give it anoth­er name since it’s about food & cof­fee as well as drink.

  • Have I been unob­ser­vant, or has Off­beat Orig­i­nals only just start­ed offer­ing lamb as an option in their famous burg­ers? And tape­nade as an accom­pa­ni­ment?! [insert drool­ing nois­es here]
  • The Bue­na Vista Social Club seems to have been suc­cess­ful as a cer­tain may­oral cam­paign. It has closed (rather incon­ve­nient­ly for cer­tain fringe shows), though it is appar­ent­ly due to reopen as a gay bar called S&M. No com­ment.
  • If you’ve been putting off enjoy­ing Sim­ply Paris’ excel­lent cas­soulet, patis­serie, Mer­guez frites baguettes or pain per­du by their bizarre choice of “Nespres­so” in place of cof­fee, then rejoice! for they now have a prop­er espres­so machine and Orb cof­fee. You’ll still have to put up with the twee décor and occa­sion­al­ly slow ser­vice, though the more than occa­sion­al hot­ness of their staff should make up for the lat­ter.
  • For­give me for shout­ing, but … TIKI TIKI TIKI! It’s not quite the prop­er Tiki Bar that the Welling­ton­ista have long been gag­ging for, but Mat­ter­horn are hav­ing a Tiki Bar week­end this week­end, com­plete with vin­tage tiki mugs, dry ice, spe­cial cock­tails and sil­ly hats.

Tui hooligans

Tui with megaphoneThe recent flap (no pun intend­ed) over noisy tui may seem like a typ­i­cal sil­ly sea­son non-sto­ry, but believe me, it’s a real prob­lem. I live above a major cen­tral city inter­sec­tion, and peo­ple some­times ask whether I’m dis­turbed by road noise. “No,” I say, “but those bloody birds wake me up at 5 in the morn­ing!” A small patch of harakeke eight floors down is enough to attract hordes of juve­nile tui flit­ting around and chat­ter­ing and gen­er­al­ly car­ry­ing on like kids in Man­ners Mall. Tsk tsk, youth today!

It’s prob­a­bly just the morn­ing-averse urbo­cen­tric bio­pho­bic grump in me, but does any­one else notice it? And what is the best col­lec­tive noun for tui? A dis­tur­bance? A lar­rikin? A rau­cous?

The Wellingtonista guide to drinking for free

Now, don’t get me wrong: we Welling­ton­istas are not usu­al­ly par­si­mo­nious when it comes to pay­ing for drinks. On the oth­er hand, we’re a can­ny and log­i­cal bunch, and it only takes about 10 free glass­es of house wine to save up enough for a Mega Mai Tai, so in the long run it pays to seek out gratis grog.
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Let’s start with the obvi­ous: gallery open­ings and launch­es. You can get lucky by sim­ply cruis­ing the streets on a mid­week night seek­ing the tell-tale sounds of clink­ing glass­es and post­struc­tural­ist dis­course, but ded­i­cat­ed cheap­skates know that the best way to guar­an­tee results is to get on the mail­ing lists.

Intense, man!

I’ve been blath­er­ing about it all over the place, but the Welling­ton­ista has thus far remained staunch­ly unblath­ered about Inten­sC­I­TY week, which start­ed yes­ter­day.

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Down­town Welling­ton is full of exhi­bi­tions, posters, ship­ping con­tain­ers, lunchtime talks and video instal­la­tions, all cel­e­brat­ing and/or cri­tiquing our urban spaces. The offi­cial site is on the WCC web­site, and brochures are avail­able in cafes, libraries and coun­cil places, or as a big juicy PDF.